linyuantingdaozheihua,tongkongzhijiefangda。
fangfotingdaoleshenmebukesiyidexiaoxiyiban。
tazhidaozijizheinverxinggetiaotuo,pingshiyetingyede,danshimeixiangdaoxianzaitaluzizheimeyelea!
tashenzhihuaiyizijishibushitingcuole,ranhouyouwenleyibian。
“yaoyao,nishuoshenme,womeitingqing。”
linyaoyaoyaoleyaolinyuandeshoubeisajiaodao:“diedie,nijiwozhunbeidejiazhuangni,kuaijiwo,woyaoquqiangqin!”
linyuanquedinglinyaoyaoshuodeshiqiangqinhou。
他大脑直接宕机了。
kanlaizijizhendemeiyouhuanting。
“yaoyao!nishuoshenmehuhuaa,niyigenvhaiziquqiangqin?nifengle?”
“ruguonikanshangleduifang,nixianheweifushuoshuo,wobangniqutiqina。”
“nizheiqiangqin,xiangshenmehua!”
“niyaozhidao,nikeshiwomentianhuashengdideshengnv,nideyiyanyixingdaibiaodedoushiwomentianhuashengdi。”
linyaoyaotingdaozheihua,dunshijiubuleyile。
“wobuguan,wojiuyaoquqiangqin!zaibuqujiulaibujile。”
“diedie,nifangxin,buhuiyouduodayingxiangde,wonengjiejue。”
“shizaibuxing,nixianbawozheishengnvdeweizijinadiao,zheiyangjiubuhuiyingxiangdaotianhuashengdile。”
linyuankandaolinyaoyaozheiyifujiqiedemoyang,yeshibutailijie。
zheiduanshijianlinyaoyaobudouyizhidaizaishengdilixiuliandema?
congnaliqujiechudaodeyixing。
linyaoyaopingshisuirantiaotuoleyixie,danshihaishihuigujishengnvzheigeshenfende。
danshixianzaijingranrangzijibatazheishengnvzhiweinaxia,quqiangqin!
这不是疯了吗。
linyuanxiangdoumeixiang,zhijiejujuedao:“buxing,niyiweizheishengnvdeweizhi,shinixiangxialaijiuxialaidema?”
“suirannidiewoshizhangmen,danshiyiqiedoushiyaoanzhaoshengdideguijuxingshi。”
“此事休要再提!”
linyaoyaoqinghengdao:“neiwoquzhaoyeye!shuoniqifuwo,niburangwojiaren。”
linyuantingdaozheihua,liansedunshiyijiang。
ruguozijidefuqinchulai,tagujishaobuleyidunzou。
danshitayebunengrenyouzheilinyaoyaohulaia。
“nixianhewoshuoshuo,daodishenmeqingkuang,zheiqinshifeiqiangbukema?nishikanshanglenajiashengdidedizile?”
linyaoyaokaikoudao:“tabushishengdideren,yebushishengzi。”
linyuanfanwen:“shidingjishijiadezisi?”
“yebushi!”linyaoyao,yaoleyaotou。
“tajiuyigexiaojiazude,xianzaihaoxianghaimeiyouxiuweini”
shuodaozhei,linyaoyaoyoubuleyiju:“ninzaijiwonayikezhongsudan。”
“???”
linyuantingdaozheihua,toudoudale。
tasuiranbuxianzhilinyaoyaodezeou,danshilinyaoyaozheishizhaolegeshenmerena!
meiyoubeijing,meiyouxiuwei,linyaoyaokanshangletashenme?
zuilipudeshi,jingranhaikaikounayimeizhongsudan。
yaozhidaozheikeshishengpindanyaoa。
zheidongxi,zaitianhuashengdinei,yeshishaodekelian。
bainiancainenglianzhichulaiyimei。
linyuancishiyilianningzhongdekanzhelinyaoyao:“nigaibuhuishibeirenxiaguleba?”
shuowanlinyuanbiandakaizijideshenshi,butingdesaomiaozhelinyaoyao。
raner,tayagenmeiyoufaxianlinyaoyaoshenshangyourenhedeyichang。
feiyaoshuoyoudianbutong,neijiushilinyaoyaodeyuanshenhaoxianggengjiadeningshile。
yifantanchameiyoufaxianyichanghou,linyuannannandao:“yemeiyoubeiduoshea。”
linyaoyaocuicudao:“aiya,diedie,wozhendemeishi!nikuaidianjiwoba,zaibuqujiulaibujile。”
“nihaibuxiangxinwodeyanguangma?”
“taxianzaisuiranmeiyourenhedexiuwei,danshiwoxiangxinweilaideta,shiwomentianhuashengdidouyaoyangwangdecunzai!”
“woxianzaimeishijianheninjieshi,qingninyidingyaoxiangxinwo!”
linyuanwenyan,duizhelinyaoyaomomofanlegebaiyan。
liantianhuashengdidouyaoyangwangdecunzai?
zheishishangcunzaizheiyangderenma?
buguokandaozijinverzheijiqiedemoyang,tayehenhaoqijiujingshishenmeren,nengbatazheiloufengdexiaomianaonengmichengzheiyang。
suoxingjiuzhijienachuyimeichuwujiezhididaolelinyaoyaodemianqian。
tadasuanqinzihelinyaoyaozouyitang。
kankanneirenjiujingyoushenmeyangdemoli。
shunbiankanyikan,zijizheiguainvershibushibeipianle。
ruguoduifangqipianzijidenver,neitayemeibiyaocunzaile。
“行了,你去吧。”
linyaoyaoxunwendao:“zhongsudanni?”
linyuanwunaideyaoleyaotou,youcongchuwukongjiannei,nachuyigeyuping::“jijiji,jini。”
“xiexiediedie!”linyaoyaojieguoshouzhongdedanyaohou,biankaixindepaolechuqu。
linyuankanzhekuaisuliqudelinyaoyao,yeshizhijieyigeshanshen,dunruxukongdangzhong,weisuierqu。
....
sanrihou,jiangyuhunlidangtian。
cishideyanfunei,yijingzuomanledayuhuangchaoneidegedadingjishili。
shenzhilianhuangshidechengyuan,yedoulailebushao。
taixiadebinkemen,kandaozheizhenzhangyebuyoudeyilunleqilai。
“yanjiahaishihenyoupaimiandea,jingranliansanhuangzidoulaicanjiahunlile。”
“yanjiazheishiyaojiejizhanshitamenjiaderenmaia。”
“zheijiangjiayeshikelian,ruguodajiangjunmeiyouxiaoshi,hezhiyudangzhuixu。”
“ai,shiyemingye,cishidejiangjia,yijingbushicengjingdeneigejiangjiale,xianzaiyanjiahaiyuanyilvxingdangchudeyueding,yijinghennandele。”
“youyanjiadebihu,zheijiangjiadezisiyinggaibuhuichuwenti”
bianshangderen,tingdaozheihua,jidudeshuodao:“zheijiangyubujiushikaozheyiqianyougehaodiema,buranyanyuzheiyangdetianzhijiaonv,zenmekenengjiajita”
“zhenshizoulegoushiyunle,jianzhijiushiyiduoxianhuachazainiufenshangle。”
“woshizaishibuganxina!”
zheixierendeyilunsheng,henkuaijiuyinqileyiweiyangmaojunmeidenianqingrendeguanzhu。
dangtatingdaozheixieyanlunzhihou,yanjiaoyeshanguoyisiyinyi,neixinyeshifeichangdebushuang。
“niquleyueryouruhe,tayijingshiwoderenle,dengbanijiazudetianjiegongfagaodaoshou,nijiangyuyegaisile。”
guoledagaiyigeshichenzuoyou,siyiduizhezhongrengaoshengdao。
“jishiyidao!youqingliangweixinrenruchang。”
dangsiyidehuayinluoxiazhihou,xianchangshunjianjiuanjinglexialai。
suoyourendoufenfenbamuguangkanxiangledamenwai。
cishidejiangyushenchuanyishenhongsedexifu,huanhuanzourudamen。
dangjiangyuchuxiandeneiyike,xukongzhongdelinyaoyaozuijiaoweiweiyangqi:“meixiangdaoninianqingdeshihou,jingranzheimeshuaiya。”
ranerdanglinyaoyaokandaojiangyushenshangneixifuhou,dunangdao:“heng,nizheixifu,zhinengweiwoyirenchuan,denghuiwojiubatasile。”