paichusuomenkou，weifengdaizheyisiliangyi。
linzhixiakuaibuzoudaolinbufanshenqian，shangxiadaliangzheta，yanlishiyanshibuzhudeguanxin：“goudongxi，meishiba？tamenyoumeiyouduinizenmeyang？”
linbufankanzhejiejieyanzhongdeguanqie，neifenyuanziyuanshenjiyishenchudekuijiuhewennuanzaiciyongshangxintou，shenzhijuedezheigoudongxidoushirucideqinqie。tayaoleyaotou，weixiaozhehuidao：“meishi，laojie。”
“neililaole！”linzhixiafanfanbaiyan，kanzhezheilinbufanqianzoudemoyangyeshifangxiaxinlai，dao：“niguanzheijiaomeishi？linbufan，nizhibuzhidaonireleduodademafan......”
pangbiandesuwangyutuiletuibiliangshangdejinsipingguangyanjing，mangdaduanleta：“zhixiajie，xianzaibushishuozheigedeshihou。womenxianshangche，zheilirenduoyanza。”
tashuozhe，lakaichemen，muguangqueshizhongsuodingzailinbufanshenshang。zheigelinbufan，buduijing！
yiwangdelinbufan，yudaoshiqing，yaomebaotiaorulei，dahoudajiaozhe，yaomejiushihedeliushenwuzhu，kuzhehanzhezhaojiarenbangmang。
kexianzai，tahenpingjing，pingjingdesuwangyuhennanjiangtahezijiyinxiangzhongdelinbufanlianxiqilai。
youqishizaishenxunshili，tazhanzaineili，erneigejiaotangsongdejingchaquezaidishangtudanzhi。neihuamian，zenmexiangdouyinggaishilinbufanzaidishangba。
zuojinlaosilaisidehouzuo，cheneishehuadejingmigejuelewaijiedexuanxiao。
linzhixiahaishiqibuguo，dengzheta：“nidaoshishuojuhuaa！zheidaodizenmehuishi？neigejiaoliuruyandenvren，nimenshenmeguanxi？”
“bushu。”linbufandandandituchulianggezi，bishangyanjing，kaozairouruandezhenpizuoyishang，sihuzaijiamei。
taxuyaoshijian，chedixiaohuazheijushentihezheigeshijie，gengxuyaoshulineigenvrendaodizenmehuishi，shanglaijiugao**，duodachoua。
“bushu？bushuninenggenrenshuidaoyizhangchuangshangqu？”linzhixiajianzhiyaobeitazheifusizhubupakaishuitangdeyangziqixiaole。
suwangyutanlekouqi，congsuishendegongwenbaolinachuyitaipingbandiannao，dileguoqu：“goudongxi，nixiankankanzheige。shiqing，kenengbiwomenxiangdeyaomafan。”
linbufanzhengkaiyan，jieguopingban。
pingmushang，yigezhibojiemianheranzaimu，zaixianguankanrenshuyijingtupolebaiwan，bingqiehaizaifengkuangshangzhang。
huamianli，zhengshineizhangtabujiuqiancaijianguodelian——liuruyan。
tahuanshangleyijianposudebaiselianyiqun，lianshangweishifendai，toufalingluandipisanzhe，neishuangxingyanhongzhongdexianglianggehetao，zhengduizhejingtouqibuchengsheng。
“geweiwangyou，geweijiemeimen，wojiaoliuruyan……woyaozhanchulai，shimingjubaolinbufan……”
tadeshengyinshaya，daizhekuqiang，meiyigezidouchongmanleweiquhejuewang。
“wozhidao，wozhanchulai，kenenghuimianduihenduofeiyi，shenzhihuishenbaiminglie。tajiashixianhe，beijingtongtian，wozhishiyigewuquanwushideputongnvhai。wodoubuguota，wozhendedoubuguota……”
“keshi，woruguobuzhanchulai，shibushijiumorenle，womenzheixieputongnvhai，jiuhuogaibeitamenzheixiequanguizidiqifu？wojintianbazheizhanglianhuochuqule，wojiushixiangweizijitaoyigegongdao！woqiuqiudajia，bangbangwo！”
tashuozhe，duizhejingtoushenshendijuleyigong，luchuyipianxuebai，yanleigengshixiangduanlexiandezhuziyiyangwangxiadiao，neifuchuchukeliandemoyang，zuyijiqirenheyigezhengchangrendebaohuyu。
zhibojiandedanmu，yijingchedifengle。
“cao！zheilinbufanyetaixiaozhangleba！beizhualehainengquanshenertui？”
“xinteng**jie，biepa，womenzhichini！”
“neigejingchengdiyigongzi？wopei！jiushige**！zheizhongrenbuqiangbiliuzheguonianma？”
“#yanchenglinbufan#huatishuaqilai！rangtaqucaifengrenji！”
“tajiabushihenyouqianma？tamabushishoufusuwanqingma？youqianjiunengweisuoyuwei？@pinganjingcheng，nimenjingchashiganshenmechide！”
kanzhezheixieyifentianyingdedanmu，linzhixiadeliandoubaile，tayibaqiangguopingban，qideshoudouzaidou：“zheige**！tazaihushuobadaoshenme！tazheishiyaohuileni！”
suwangyudelianseyeningzhongdaolejidian，takuaisuhuadongzhepingmu，chenshengdao：“buzhishizhibo。nikan，doudouresouqianshi，youqigedougenzheijianshiyouguan。#linbufan**#、#shoufuzhizibeipuxingqin#、#shouhainvhaizhiboqisu#……yulunyijingwanquanqilaile，duifangshiyoubeierlai，erqieshizhuanyedetuanduizaibeihoucaozuo。”
tadunledun，yuqigengjiayansu：“zuizaogaodeshi，dongchengpaichusuoganggangfabuleguanfangtonggao。”
tajianglingyitiaoxinwendiaolechulai。
【jingfangtonggao：zhenduiwangchuan“linmoumoushexian**”yian，wofenjuyiyujinriyifalianzhencha。muqian，anjianzhengzaijinyibuzhenbanzhong，qingguangdawangminbuxinyao、buchuanyao，jingdaiguanfangdiaochajieguo。】
zheizetonggao，jiuxiangshizaiguntangdeyouguolipoleyipiaolengshui，shunjianzhakaileguo。
“zhenbanzhong？rendouzhuale，zhengjuquezao，nimenyoufangle，zheihaizhenbangepia！baiminglebaobia！”
“hehe，dongle，kaishituole，xiangdengreduguoqu，ranhouguanguanxianghu，bashiqingyaxiaqu。”
“buxinyaobuchuanyao？liuruyan**jiebozishangdeshangshijiadema？nimendangwangyoushixiazi？”
“zibendeliliangtaikepale，lianjingfangtonggaodouzheimehanhuqici。”
“xiongdimen，chonglepinganjingchengdeguanwei！jintianbujigeshuofa，zheishimeiwan！”
linzhixiakanzhezheixiepinglun，zhijuedeyizhentianxuandizhuan。
shiqingyijingchedishikongle。zairujinzheigewangluoshidai，yidanbeitieshang“**fan”debiaoqian，beiyulundingzaichiruzhushang，neijiusuanzuihouzhengmingshiqingbaide，zheibeiziyewanle。
tamengdikanxianglinbufan，shengyinlidaizheyisijuejue：“bufan，shizaibuxingnixianchuguoba！”
suwangyujinjinzhouzhemei，danaozaifeisuyunzhuan。zuoweilvshi，tashenzhiyanxiadejumianyouduomebeidong。duifangbugenniwanfalv，zhijiexianzhuoziwanyulun，zheiyishouwandepiaolianga。
raner，chuyufengbaozhongxindelinbufan，queyijiukaozaizuoyishang，lianshangshenzhilianyisiduoyudebiaoqingdoumeiyou。tazhishijingjingdikanzhechuangwaifeisudaotuidejiejing，neishuangshensuidemouzili，yingzhechengshidewanjiadenghuo，quebishenyedehanxinghaiyaoleng。
tahuanhuankaikou，shengyinbuda，queqingxidichuandaochelimeigerendeerduoli。
“姐，呆头鱼。”
“buji，zheiyouxi，caiganggangkaishini。”
baozimen，jiashujia，qiuqiule！！！