有事？
xiaogongzhuaojiaodiyangqixiaba：「nizenmejiuzijinaxingliya？nijialirenni？nisushemenhaobaoshanglai，worangwoderenbangninashangqu。」
「！！！」
zheinashixiaogongzhua，jianzhijiushixiaotianshiya！
「502。」
「niyezhu502？neizanliangshishiyoua，ershu，zheishiwoshiyou，ta……hen……posua，kanzhejiuhenhao。」
朴素？
xiexie，woduizijiyoulezhongxindelejie！
wofulefuyanjingkuang，chaotamendiandiantou：「nimenhao，wojiaolinjingjing。」
xiaogongzhuchaowoshenchushou，yijiuaojiaodezitai：「woshishengchangle，zheishiwoershushengjihuai，shibushihenshuai，kexishigegongzuokuang，xinlizhixiangzhegongzuo。」
「……」wokanxiangshengjihuai。
shengjihuaizhishiqingqingdichaowodianleyixiatou，zhenggerenkanshangquchengshuyouyayoudaizheyisisijuligan，queshigaoleng。
woweiweiyixiao，youkanxiangshengchangle：「neiwomenshangquba。」
「ershu，womenshangqule，baibai。」
woyechaogenshengjihuaihuilehuishou，heshengchangleyiqishangqule。
susheshiliangrenjiande，shiwoxihuandezhuangxiufengge，wobaqianhuadezhi！
shengchangleturanbashoujidijiwo：「zheishiwoyaocanxuanxiaohuapingxuandezhaopian，nibangwokankanxuannage。」
wokanleyiquan，shizaishixuanzekunnan：「douhaokana，suibianxuanyizhangjiunengying。」
shengchanglemanyididianlediantou：「ngng，jingjing，suirannidabande……posu，danshibuyingxiangniyanguanghaoa。」
「……」
拜我爸妈所赐。
diertianjunxun，woheshengchanglegezichabuduo，zhanzaiyiqi，zheishijiaoguanyoudailaileyigenvsheng，zhizhewoshenbiandeweizhi：「nizhanzaineiliba。」
yaomeshuozheishijieshangyouyigecijiao「yuanjialuzhai」ni，zheibushizhouyuma？
yuanlaiwohetashiyigebande。
zhouyuyerenchulewo，jianwozaikanta，lenghengleyisheng：「nikanshenme？wozhishilaiwanleeryi，yaoburanniyiweiwoyuanyizhanzainishenbian？xiangbalao，shenshangdeweidaonanwensile。」
wochelechechun：「shia，nibuyinggaizhanwoshenbian，niyinggaishangtiangentaiyangjianbingjian。」
「nishuosheini？」zhouyutaishoujiutuilewoyixia。
她爪子可够欠的了。
dongshiqi，wobamajiugaosuwo，nengdongshoujuebuchaochao。
wochechun，gangtaiqishou，jiutingdaojiaoguandaheleyisheng：「ganshenme？niliangjiwochulie！」
wobiezheyikouqichuqule，jiaoguandahan：「xianghouzhuan！」
wozhuanshenmianxiangdajia，faxianzhouyugenbenjiumeichulie，wozhizhetawenjiaoguan：「tazenmebuchulai？」
zhouyuchichiyixiao：「nigenwobia？wobajixuexiaojuanlewubaiwan，yaobunizhaofudaoyuanlaiwenwen，kankanwoxubuxuyaochulie。」
嗯，就这儿？
youwobajiqinshizhuangxiudelingtouduoma？
meidengwokaikou，shengchangleshangqujiubazhouyutuichuqule：「wubaiwannihaihaoyisishuochukou？nijiwochuqubani！」
zhouyuliangqianglejibu，chadianshuaidao。
wopuchiyixiao，zheiyeshigenengdongshoujiujuebuchaochaodezhu。
shengchangleyangzhexiabahaishineifugaoguixiaogongjudezitai：「woyijuhua，woershunengjixuexiaojuanliangdonglou，wubaiwan？kebukechen？」
「……」
嗯，坑二叔实锤！
「ni……」zhouyuqidefadou。
shengchanglezhizhewo：「tashiwozhaozhede，niyihoujiwozhangdianyanjing。」
jiaoguanyijingqidebuxingle，dahouleyisheng：「nimensangedoujiwochulie！」
zuihou，womensangequlefudaoyuanbangongshi。
fudaoyuanshigekuaisishisuidenvren，lianyuanyuanpangpangde，shenseyansu。
takanlekanshengchangle，youkanlekanzhouyu，zuihoushangxiadalianglewoyiquan：「zenmehuishia？」
zhouyushangqianyibu：「fudaoyuan，shitamenlianggeheqilaiqifuwode，wobajizanmenxuexiaojuanlewubaiwan，jiushibuxiangrangwozaixuexiaoshouqifu，woyaojixiaozhangdadianhua！」
shengchanglezaiyibianbaiyanlianlian，yinyangguaiqide：「wubaiwanyehaoyisiyizhiguazaizuibian，nibuxiandiurenwohaijuedefanni，wojiuqifunizenmele？yaoburannijiaonibalai，wojiaowoershulai，wokanzuihouxuexiaokaichushei。」
fudaoyuanhuxichenlechen，zhoumeikanxiangwo：「nizenmehuishia？」
zhouyuqiangda：「zuotianbaodaodeshihoutajiuhewoguobuqu，suoyijintiantalianglianshouyiqiqifuwo。」
shengchangleyaobantingdexiangdangzhi：「tashiwozhaozhede，qifuniniyedejiwoshouzhe！」
「……」
xing，zheiliangrenmeiyigerangwoshuohuade。