第0001章超脑
“我居然穿越了！”
wangzheyanqianmoshengdehuanjing，haiyounaozizhongmoshengdejiyi，lvchunliangquedingzijichuanyuele。
shentiqianrenshidanwuxueyuanliandanxixueyuan，qianrenchileyilizijilianzhidedanyao，ranhoujiumeiyouranhoule。
“di，jiancedaotineiyoudaliangdusu，rubujishichuli，kongweijishengming。”
turan，yigeshuxideshengyinzailvchunliangdenaohaizhongxiangqi，lvchunliangyanjingbiandemingliangqilai。
zheishichaonaodeshengyin，nandaochaonaoyehetayiqichuanyuedaozheigeshijielaile？
qianshi，lvchunliangshiyimingyiyaokexuejia，weilenenggougenghaoyanzhixinyao，gongsihuadajiaqianyanzhichulefuzhutayanjiudechaonao。
chaonaoshuyurengongzhineng，nenggouzizhuxuexi，hainengjianceyaowuzhongdechengfenhehanliang，haiyouxuduodegongnenglvchunlianghaimeiyoulaidejiyanjiu，shiyanshijiufashenglebaozha，zaicixinglaiyijingshixianzaizheifuyangzile。
“woyouchaonao，ruguozaixuehuilezheigeshijiedeliandanshu，nengbunenglianzhichuchuanshuozhongdezhangshengbulaoxiandan？”lvchunliangyanzhongmanshixingfen，zheigemoshengdeshijie，taxihuan！
“qianrenyimenxinsixiangchengweiliandanshi，quebuzhuzhongjichuzhishi，yiweiyouledanfang，youleyaocaijiunenglianzhichudanyao。quebuzhidao，danyaozhidaoshenaofuza，liandandeshihougezhongxijiedouyaokaolv，fouzeshizhihaoli，chazhiqianli，yidanchucuojiukenengxiangqianrenzheiban，shengsihunmie！”
bixuxuedianjichuzhishi，xianqutushuguanzhuanyiquan！
lvchunlianglaidaoxueyuandetushuguan。
danwuxueyuandetushuguanyouyigelanqiuchangdaxiao，zonggongsanceng，qizhongdiyicengfangzhegegexuekejichushuji，diercengdeshujigengzhengui，xuyaolaoshiyunxucainengjinru，disancengbixushixueyuandejingyingcaiyouzigejinru。
duiyuxueyuanderenlaishuo，doumengxiangzhejinrudisanceng，neilibudanyoutamenxiangyaodedongxi，gengshiyizhongrongyu。
bierenmengmeiyiqiuderongyao，lvchunliangquechizhiyibi，yinweineixiaoxiaoderongyutaiweibuzudao，youchaonaozaishou，buchengweitianxiadiyiliandanshidoubuhaoyisijianren。
zhaodaoguanyuliandandejichushuji，lvchunliangfankaishujikanleqilai......
“di，saomiaodaoliandanjichulun，shifousaomiaoshujineirong？”chaonaodeshengyinxiangqi。
lvchunliangxiayishidao：“saomiao！”
“saomiaoliandanjichulun，saomiaowanbi！”
dangchaonaosaomiaozhihou，lvchunliangfaxianzijijuranduiyushujideneirongleruzhizhang。
nandaotongguochaonaosaomiao，wojiunengjizhushujideneirong？
lvchunliangyounaqiyibenshu，chaonaozaicisaomiaozhihou，shujideneirongjiushenshenyinzailvchunliangdenaohaizhong。
“chaonao，ninengbunengjiangzheiyicengdetushuquanbusaomiaode？”
“neng！saomiaosuoyoutushu，xuyaohenzhangshijian，suzhushifousaomiao？”
“是！”
“saomiaosuoyoutushuzhong......”
tingdaonaohaizhongchaonaodeshengyin，wushuguanyuliandandexinxiyongrulvchunliangnaohai。xinxiliangfeichangpangda，qizhongbaohanlelingyaodeshibie、peiyu、caijideng。liandanshilingyaodepeizhi，huohoudezhangkongdeng。huoyanyoufentianhuo、dihuo、leihuo，huoyanbutong，liandandexiaoguojiubutong，dengdeng。
zuzuyonglelianggexiaoshi，chaonaocaijiangzheiyicengsuoyoudeshujisaomiaowanbi。
zheiyicengyoushushiwanceshuji，dandanguanyuliandandeshujizhishaojiuchaoguoshiwance，ruguoranglvchunliangyibenyibenkan，buzhidaohounianmayuecainengkanwan，danxianzaijinjinyonglelianggexiaoshi，jiuduisuoyoushujideneirongleruzhizhang。
lvchunliangzhixiangshuo：“chaonao，niu！”
“di，zhinengfenxitushuleirongzhong......”
“di，liandanleishuji，faxian6666chucuowu。”
lvchunliangbeiheleyitiao，shujizhongyoucuowuhenzhengchang，ke6666chucuowuyetaiduoleba。nandaozheishiyaotagaohulaotie666x10ma？
guoranshijinxinshuburuwushu！
chaonaosuiranjianchachu6666chucuowu，danyaogengzhengzheixiecuowu，dejingguodaliangdeyunsuanheyanzheng，xuyaohenzhangdeshijian，lvchunliangbingmeiyoujixudaizaitushuguan。
congtushuguanchulai，lvchunliangfaxianruodadexiaoyuanzhongjurankongwuyiren，sichujingqiaoqiaode。zheishitacaixiangqi，xianzaiyijingdaoxiawushangkeshijian。
laidaojiaoshi，lvchunliangtuikaimen，yizhangjuemeideliandanyingruyanlian。
yanqianzheigenvzishizaitaizhengdian，tai**le。nvziyitouhuohongsedetoufa，zhangfapisanzainaohoujiufangfohuoyanzairanshao。shangbanshenchuanzheyijianlugebo，xiabanshenchuanzheyitiaoduanku，jiaoshangdezhangtongpixueyizhiladaoxigai。
“吕春亮！”
“liangunainaidekenidouganchidao，shuo，nixiangzenmesi？”nvzijiangshouzhiniedekacazuoxiang，yanzhongpenboerchudenuhuo，fangfoyaojianglvchunliangshaochenghuijin。tadangranbushiyinweilvchunliangchidaoshengqi，ershizheigejiahuojurangandiaoxita。
turan，yigeyourubaolongpaoxiaodeshengyin，zhendelvchunliangermowengwengxiang。lvchunliangzhijuedeyanqianyihua，jiangtaiqiandenvzijuranchuxianzaitademianqian。
guanyunvzidejiyizailvchunliangdenaohaizhongfuxian，yanqiandenvrenjiaozuoyuxuanling。
yuxuanlingdexingganpiaoliangshixueyuanchulemingde，dansuoyourenjiyigengshenkedeshitayouruhuoyaotongyidianjiuzhadexingge。
suoyi，tayouyigefeichangxiangliangdewaihao，baozouhuanghou！
bufanudeshihouruhuanghouyiban，baqicelou，yidanfanubijiangbaozou，huanghoufanu，tianbengdilie！
要出事！
lvchunlianghenbudechouzijilianggezuiba，zenmenengbaxinlixiangdeshuochulaini，renulebaozouhuanghouhuiyouhaoxiachangma？
“老师好！”
lvchunliangxiangyaobujiu，lianmangjiyuxuanlingxingliwenhao，keshilvchunliangwanquanwangjiletayuyuxuanlingdejuli。
嘶！
jiaoshizhong，zhongrendoudengdaleyanjing，nanyizhixindekanzheyanqianzheiyimu。lvchunliangzheijiahuo，juranlianbaozouhuanghoudougandiaoxi，zhenshisedanbaotiana！
dangtataiqitou，jiukandaoyuxuanlingshuangmuchihong，yanzhongdeshayijinhushizhi。
lvchunliangganjuezijidexinzangdouyaotiaochulai，wangzheyuxuanlingruoruodao：“laoshi，woshuowobushiyouyide，nixinma？”