meigeyuesanwantuixiujin，shenghuofeiquezhiyousanqian！
haoburongyishengxiaxieqian，jilaopozimailecheliziqingzhushengri，quezaodaonveryiju“bupeichi”。
wozhenjingnverdetaidu，bingzaiyiwaitingdaotahenvxudemouhuahou，wojuedingshouhuicaizhengdaquan。
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wodelaopozizaichaoshikanzhedazhedecheliziliukoushui。
erwosanwandetuixiujin——quewunengweili。
“laopozi，bieguangkanzhea，maidianhuiquchi！”
jianqizilianlianbushedemoyang，wohenshixinteng。
suanlesuanzijizheigeyuehaiyouxiaoyiqiandeshenghuofei，wobianjianyitamai。
laopozixianshiyixi，naqichelizidejingzhibaozhuangherenzhenduanxiang，yanzhongdexingfendoukuaiyilechulai。
ketahuranxiangdaoleshenme，tanlekouqi，yaoleyaotou，bianyoujiangchelizifangxia，“suanle，cheliziyoushahaochide？haishishengdianqianba！”
womeitouyizhou，ziranzhidaolaopoziweishenmeyao“shengqian”。
yushiwozhijiedashouyihui：“shengshenmeqian？zanmenshengleyibeizi，haibunengxiangshouxiangshouma？jintiankeshinideshengri！bieshuoshi298yuandechelizi，jiushi2980dechelizi，woyejinimai！nverneibian，wolaijiaodai！”
laopozizhaoshuyatinghougandongbuyi，“laotouzi，neiwozhenmaile？”
kanzhezhaoshuyayouxiexiaonvrendeyangzi，woyishijianrenjunbujin，“haha，maiba！”
chulechelizi，womenhaimaileyixieqitashuiguo，yijiyitiaoyu，yibanjidan，yitongmian。
dabaoxiaoliaodetihuijia，wobazhaoshuyatuidaoshafashangzuoxia：“laopozijintianshengri，nijiuliangjianshi——chihewan！”
woluqixiuzi，qinzixiachuweizhaoshuyazuozhangshoumian，haiyoutazuiaichideqingzhengluyu。
henkuai，zhangshoumianheqingzhengluyubeiwoduanshangzhuo，zhuozishang，haiyouyipanwulianganhongdechelizi。
“laopozi，zhunishengrikuai……”
“bama！wohuilaile！”
xuanguanmenbeidakai，nverjianruideshengyinchuanjinlai。
laopoziyuanbendexiaorongshunjianjiangying，xiayishiqishennaqichelizi，xiangyaozangqilai。
wowunaiyaotou，anzhulezhaoshuya，“buyongpa，youwozaini。”
赵淑雅没再吱声。
nverqinlilifangxiabao，wenzheyuxiangweiwenwo：“ba，jintianzuoyuchile？”
wodianlediantou，“nizheibizihaitingjian。”
qinliliheheyixiao，danshixiayimiao，dangtademuguangkandaozhaoshuyashouzhongdechelizihou，dunshijiangyingqilai。
suihouzheigujiangying，bianchenglenankan。
neishenqing，jiuhaoxiangtaxiaoshihouzuiaidebuwawabeirenqiangzouleyiyang。
“ma，nimaichelizile？”
zhaoshuyadianlediantou：“jintianwoshengri，suoyijiushechi……”
“ma！nizenmekeyimaizheimeguidedongxichi……bushi，wodeyisishi，nizenmeluanhuaqian？”
budengzhaoshuyashuowanhua，qinlilijiukaikoudaduanta，bingqiezhiyanbuhui。
worenbuzhulianyihei：“maigeshuiguochi，zenmejiuluanhuaqianle？”
qinlilijianwoxiongta，renbuzhuyankuangyihong：“ba！nibuzhidaowozuijinhenqueqianma？cheliziwodoushebudechi，nimenquemaileyixianghuilai！”
wotinghouzhouqimei：“niqueqian？fangzichezigongzuodoushiwojinianpaide，ninengqueshenmeqian？”
qinlilidao：“banizheimeshuojiubuduileba？fangzichezishinimaidemeicuo，dangongzuozhishinijieshao，nengganxialai，quanpingwogerennenglihaoma？”
“zaishuole，mayibanianjile，chishenmechelizi？xianzaichelizidoushikejiyuhenhuo！niyebupamachihuaileshenti！”
worenbuzhubeiqixiaole，“womenmangleyibeizi，chigechelizidoubuxingle？”
2.
nverdebuman，rangwohenbushuang，suoyitashuowolaobanyiju，wojiuduiyijuhuiqu。
sanwandetuixiujin，xiangchige300dechelizi，haiyaobeinvershuluo，zheiriziguodezhenjiaorenbiequ。
yaobushizhaoshuyarangwobiegennveryibanjianshi，wozaojiuxiangbayinxingkayaohuilaile！
zicongyinianqianwotuixiuhou，nverjiujiekoulicai，bawobangdingtuixiujindeyinxingkayaozoule。
meigeyuegudingjiwohelaobanda2000kuaishenghuofei。
wanshang，woanweihaozhaoshuya，zhunbeiquweishengjianxiaojie。
jingguonverguifangdeshihou，yiwaitingjianqinlilizaidadianhua。
wumenxuyanzhe，buzhidaotashiwangjiguanlehaishizenmede。
wogangzhunbeiluguo，jiutingdaonvergezhedianhuamaiyuan：“tamenyepeichizheimeguidedongxima？bierenbamayimenxinsibangchennver，taliangdaohao，yimenxinsiguzhexiangshou！taizisile！”
“shenme？youkuilema？xing，wobajintiantuixiujingangdaozhang，mashangzaijinizhuansanwan，laogong，nikeyidingyaobapeideqianzhuanhuilai！”
wozhenjingyunverdekebo，meixiangdaobeihoudeta，huizheiyangxingrongwohelaopozi。
nandaowomenmeiyouyimenxinsibangchenta？chezifangzishiwomenmaide，tadegongzuoyeshiwotuoguanxiweitazhaodexianzhi，zenmedaotoulai，yihechelizi，jiujiwohelaopozidashang“zisi”debiaoqianle？
xiangdaozheili，woyemeixinsishangcesuole，qingqingkeleliangshengsangzi。
nvertingjiandongjing，likeguaduanshouji，huiguotoukanwo，“ba？nitoutingwojiedianhua？”
“nishengyinneimeda，haixuyaowotoutingma？zhipashiguyishuojiwotingdeba？”
qinliliyouxiejiongpo，“ba，nizijitingdaojiuxingle，bierangmazhidao，buranmahuishengwoqide。”
“heng！niganggangzaidianhualishuojisheizhuansanwan？yongwodetuixiujin？shenmeyisi？”
mianduiwodetiwen，qinliliyishijiannanyihuida，gancuiyongchuletayiguandejiliang——naoxiuchengnu：
“ba！nizenmetuixiuhou，zhengtianyishenyiguide？wolaogongzuijinkuiledianqian！woyongdeshizijidecunkuanjitazhuande，weilerangtayoukuijiuxin，wocaiguyishuo，yongdenintuixiujinjitazhuande！”
我听后微微一愣。
zhinvmoruofu，tayigeyue8qiandegongzi，koudiaoshenghuofeihesunnvderichanghuaxiao，meigeyuegenbencunbulejibaikuaiqian，naerlaidesanwan？
“heng，kanzainimashentibuhaodefenershang，wojintianjiubuyunijijiaole。”
congweishengjianhuidaofangjianhou，wozixixiangleyixia，juedingmingtianquyinxingchayichatuixiuzijin。
……
“shenme？wokalizhishengxiawuwankuaile？zenmekeneng？！”
yinxingjutaiqian，wotingzhegongzuorenyuandehua，youjingyounu：“liushui！mafanguniangbaliushuidajiwokanyixia！”
buyihuier，yinxingliushuibeidachulai。
wonaqiyikan，xianxiebeiqideqiqiaomaoyan。
wofaxiansannianyilai，nverqinlililuxuzhuanzouwojiangjin93wan！
yinxingkali，zhishengxiabudaowuwankuai！！
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tuixiuzhiqian，woshiyimingnenglijiechudewaijiaoguan。
shenzhi，haiyoubieguoguozhuqinzizenglewoyizhi**banmakelonggangbi。
kejiushizheiyangzaifengyunbianhuandeguojijiaoshewentishangrulvpingdidewo，jingranbeinverpianzouleqian！
zhaoshuyaguangjiehuilaihou，wozhengzaiyangtaichouyan。
tabuxihuanwochouyan，woyehenshaochou，tuixiuhoujibenbuchoule，rujinyouzhongxinchouyan，tayiweiwoshiyudaoleshenmedashi，“zenmele？laotouzi？”
silvzaisan，woxianjizhaoshuyaweileyikejiangyayao，ranhoujiangyinxingkadeshiqinggaosuleta。
zhaoshuyatinghou，zhenggerendouwanghoutuileliangbu，“laoqin，nishuodeshizhende？lilineihaizi，bawomentuixiujindouzhuanzoule？”
wojiangliushuinajizhaoshuyakan，“laopozi，womendenahuijingjiquanli，bunengzairangtaluanlaile！”
“……好！”
wodaizhaoshuyaquyinxingguashijiuka，banlixinka。guochenghenshunli。
“womenxianzai，zhengshishouhuicaiwuzi**le！yihou，laopozinixiangchiduoshaochelizi，gegeguangou！”
zhaoshuyabailewoyiyan：“ai，woxiangzhidaolilibaneimeduoqianyongzainaerle？shuobudingshicunqilaileni？”
zhengliaozheni，dianhuaturanxiangle。
yijietong，nverqinlilibaonudeshengyinjiuchuanlechulai：“qinjianguo！nishibushiguashiyinxingkale？weishenmewozheibianxiangxianshiyinxingkajiebangle？”
womeitoushenshenzhouzhe，“lianbadoubujiaole？zhijiejiaowomingzi？”
“ba！niweishenmejiebang？”
“yinweinibaqiandouzhuanzoule！dangchushuohaode，tuixiukaniguanzhe，danshibunengdonglimiandebenjin，lixinikeyizhuanzoutiebujiayong，weishenmewokalizhishengxiawuwankuaile？zhuanzoudenei90duowan，ninalaiganmaqule？”
qinlilishengyinyijiufennu：“zhuanzoudeqian，wonaqutouzile！fangzainikalichilixi，naeryoutouzizhengqian？haiyou，nidonglicaima？bujingguowodeyunxunijiujiebangyinxingka，taiguofenleba？”
“qinjianguo！woquanniganjinbaxinkahaofajiwo，buranwojiuburennizheigedie！”
我整个人都震惊了。
“nijiushizheimegennidieshuohuade？”
woqidehuxidoubushunchang。
直接撂了电话。
“zheinver，buyaoyeba！”
我生气的说着。
zhaoshuyazaiyipangtingjianlesuoyouguocheng，lianmanganfuwodeqingxu，“laoqin，buyaogennveryibanjianshi，takenengjiushiyishijianjieshoubulezheizhongfanchaba。”
wochongzhaoshuyachuihuzidengyan，“nijiuchongtaba！douchongchengshayangle？jintianganburenwozheigedie，mingtianjiugantizhedaoweixiewonaqian！”
zhaoshuyazhidaowoshuodeshiqihua。
kemeiyouxiangdao，woyishiqihua，jingzhendeyiyuchengchuo……
nahuilejingjikongzhiquan，wodiyijianshijiushidaizhaoshuyaquguofengdianmaiqipao。
zhaoshuyasuiranjinnianye60duosuile，ketabeiwobaohudehenhao，wulunshixintai，haishijiankangdeshenti。
dangtachuanshangneiduishencaiyaoqiujigaodeqipaohou，worenbuzhuyanjingdoukanzhile。
yunchengdetitai，gaoguideqizhi，weiweifabaidebinfa……huoxusuiyueweitadushangleyicengmuse，taqueyijiuqizhishangjia，zongzhiyongyijuhuagaikuojiushi——suiyuecongbubaimeiren！
“laopozi，nichuanshangqipaozhenhaokan！”
zhaoshuyalianyihong，renbuzhudenglewoyiyan：“youzheimebiyudema？bawodangchengshenmerenle？”
wonandekaixinyihui，yeshechiyihui。
bujinmaileliukuanqipao，hualeyiwankuai。
haimailemeiyoudazhedejjjjibiechelizi，zhengzhengliangxiang！
zhaoshuyajiangyimeichelizisairukouzhong，dunshiluchuxingfudeshenqing，“guoranshiyifenjiaqianyifenhuoa！haotian！”
zhiqianwodoushebudechi，xianzaiwoyenieleyimeipinchang。
“喔！确实甜！”
zhaoshuyarenbuzhuyankuangyihong，wojianzhuanglianmangwen：“nizenmehaikule？”
laopozibianchibianliulei：“yuanlaibushiwomenbupeichi，ershibeinverpualebanbeizi……”
wobeitadoulele，“meixiangdaowolaopo，haiyushijujinle，lianpuazheizhongnianqingrencaihuidecier，yezhangwoleni。”
jiexialaidebangeyue，nverguozhenrutashuodeneiyang，buzailianxiwomen。
zhaoshuyashituhesunnvfenxiangchelizi，danbeiqinlilijujuejianmian。
weici，zhaoshuyahaiyumenlehaoxietian。
woquebuyiweiran，sanwandetuixiujin，youbuxuyaoqiuren。
ruguoqinlilihaohaojinxiao，neiwokeyikaolvzanzhutadexiaojiating，ruoshibuzhihaodai，neizheiqianwoliuzhezijihelaopozihua，rizizhihuigenghao。
“laopozi，buyaozaiweiqinlilideshiqingfanxinle，tabulaigenghao，zanmenbaogelvxingtuan，zhenghaochuqulvyou，kankanwaimiandeshijie！”
dangtianwanshang，wojiudinglepiao，huale3wankuai，qumaerdaifudujiayizhou。
qitianhouwomenqianjiaogangdaojia，nvxuzhangdaweihoujiaojiudaizheqinlilihenver，tizhezhengzhengyixiangchelizishangmendaoqian。
“bama！wodaixiaolilaigenerlaodaoqianle！shixiaolibudongshiluanshuohua，redeninerlaoshengqi！”
“womaileyixiangchelizi，haiyoubaninaihedemaotaijiuni！lili，haibukuaiquxiachu？”
qinlilishouliyetizhecai。
tamenlianghaoxiangzhidaowomenjintianhuilaiyiyang。
womeiyoujiehua，manliandelengmo。
zhaoshuyabushigelengchangderen，yibianyingnvernvxuhewaisunnvjinwu，haiyibiandishengtixingwo：“taishoubudaxiaolianren。”
chifandeshihou，zhaoshuyazhengbaozhewaisunnvwanshua，qinlilijiwojialeyikuairou，“ba，zhiqiandeshiqingshiwodecuo，wogennidaoqian，duibuqi！”
wodexinqingshaoshaodedaokuanwei，danlianshangyijiubingleng。
yipangdenvxuzhangdaweiyeduanzhejiubeicouguolai，“shiaba，jiarenmeiyougeyechou，wojintiangangzhidaonimennaolemaodun，limaqinglejia，zhuanmendaizhelililaigennindaoqian！ba！zanmendoushinanren，helezheiyibeijiu，zheigeshiqingjiuguoqule，haobuhao？”
huadoushuodaozheifenshang，woziranbuhaojijiao，yushiduanqijiubei：“hao，neijiuyikoujiu，minenchou！”
keshiyikoujiugangxiadu，wojiufaxianbuduijing。