第1章 穿书后…捡垃圾?

fanhuadedajieshang,yigeshenchuanxiaofu,beizheshubaodemiaolingshaonv,mosezhangfaweiweipisanzainaohou,xiaolianlianfen**nen,bojingxizhang,jifuguanghuadejihukanbudaomaokong。

zhijian,neishuangxiaofuxiuzixiaxianzhangbaixideshou,zhuaizheyigebuzhidaocongnajianlaidexiaomadai。

xiaonvshengzhuaizhemadaitingzailelubianyigexiangqipenpendeshaobingtanqian,tayanleyankoushui,tianletianzuichun,“ayi,ninzheishaobingzenmemaiya?”

neimaishaobingdedamajianshigejiaonenkeaidexiaoguniang,fangqingleyuqi,“xiaoguniang,zheishaobingya,sude1kuaiqianyige,roude1kuai5yige。”

“xiaoguniang,lailiangge,suanni2kuai。”

nvshengxianglexiang,yigesudejiayigeroude,shi2kuai,laobanjishengle5mao。

“ayi,neiwoyaolianggesude,ninshouwo1kuai5chengbu?”

neidamalengleleng,zheixiaoguniangzahaitaojiahaijiaqilaile?

nvshengdongdebizitonghong,xiaoliandanyehongpupude,yuqiyoudianchouchouyeye,“ayi,wojiuzhishengxialiangkuaiqianle,woeleyitianle…”

neidamayeshigexinshanzhiren,zuijianbudenvwawaku,youqishizheimegejingzhidexiaonvwa,“chengcheng,xiaoguniang,damawojiushouni1kuai5。”

damatiaolelianggezuidadesubing,kanzhezheixiaoguniangdanbodeshenying,xianglexiangyoujuedemomingxinsuan,yushiyouzhualegeroubingfanglejinqu。

hengshuzijijintianshengyihao,zhuandetingduo,zheihuizaodianmaiwanyenengzaodianshoutan。

“lai,xiaoguniang,chenrechi。”

suihouyoujiangneizhaoshengxiade5maoqianzhengzhongqishidididaolenvshengshoushang。

qiaoqiao,duokeliandehaizi,duodongshidewawa,zheimexiaojiudongdeweijialishengqianweidarenfenyou。

damaxiangdaozijijia,neizhengzaikandianshijudeerzi,ai,taibuchengqile!

nvshengjieguoneireqitengtengdeshaobing,yikan,juranyousange。

tagandongdikanzhedama,“ayi…ninzhenshihaoren,haorenyidinghuishentijiankang,suisuipingande!”

damacixiangdixiaoxiao,“shahaizi,chiwanshaobingkuaidianhuijiaba,tianqizheimeleng,dongzhelejiubuhaole。”

nvshenglianliandiandiantou,“xiexieayi。”

tapengzheshaobinglikai,wangdaluneibianzouqu,yizhenliangfengchuiguo,tachoulechoubiti,zhenleng。

dama...bu,ayikezhenshigehaoren。

nanguaibaiyuedeshuzheimeshouhuanying,shuliliangemaishaobingdeayidouzheimexinshan。

tayixiaziduizijideweilaichongmanlexiwang,xiaokouxiaokoudiyaozhesubing,chidaozuilisuiranzhiyouxianwei,kerengjiumeiwei。

chiwanyigeshaobing,tajiangshengxialianggefangdaoshubaoli,xinxiangzhe,liudaomingtianchi。

这是朝九。

yigepingjieduoniannuli,chenggongchengweiguoneidingjiandianjingzhanduideweiyidenvduiyou,zhengzhunbeikaiqizijidedianjingshengya,quezaiyijuexinglai,faxianzijibeicuichuanshudaoguimibaiyueshulidexiaokelian。

benlaizheigejiaose,baiyueshiyaoxiechengshanliangkeaidexiaoxiannv,danshiyinweizijidejianyi,qiangxingbatagaichengleyige,chengjicha,piqibaozao,zuotianzuodijiezhuzaifanpaidalaojiade“guer”nvpaohui…

gengzhongyaodeshi,zheigepaohui,xihuannanzhu,duinvzhugezhongshejixianhai。

zuihou,nvpaohuibeifanpaidalaosongrenle,sile…

dangshitijianyideshihou,chaojiuduizheigetongmingnvpaohuixiashouyouduohen,cike,tajiuyouduohuihen。

爹啊娘啊!造孽啊!

这别是报应吧…

takuxixidizhuaizhedishangdemadaifuzhongqianxing,shibushipiejiandishangdekuangquanshuipingzi,jiuwanyaojianqilaidiujinmadaili,zhijianmadaili,zhuangzhechabuduoershilaigeshuiping。

tamolemoetou,choulechoubiti,haizhenbieshuo,zheijianpingziyeguaiburongyide。

chaojiuyijingyixingqiweiguishenjiale,nazheqianbaoliweishubuduodemaoyeyezaiwaitoubianyizulejianxiaoqinglv,baitiankanshuxuexi,wanshangchulaijianjianpingzizhuanzhuanwaikuai。

zheishitayishidaozijichuanshushikuaisuzuoxiadejueding。

haohaoxuexitiantianxiangshang,zhuandiaowaikuaimaitaidiannaodayou…apei,xielunwen。

ranhouyuanlishenjia,yuanlinanzhu,yuanlifanpaishenjinan,zheiyangcaifangkebaozhuzijideyitiaoxiaoming。

tatuozhemadai,taishoukanlekanbiaoshangdeshijian,doukuaijiudianle,buxing,deganjinhuiqudayou…apei,shideganjinhuiquxuexile。

xiaoqinglvdediliweizhibutaihao,zhouweidoushidenghongjiulv,daochuyouhezuijiu,xingxing**derenwanglai。

chaojiuzhuaizhemadaikuaisuxiaopaozhe,jiukuaidaoxiaoqinglvshi,yiliangheisedecheziwenwentingdaotaqianmian,congqianpaixialaiyigeleisizhulideren,neirenlianmangdakaihouchemen,zhanzaiyipang…

chaojiupingzhulehuxi,yinyinganjuebumiao。

houpai,genbenmeirenxiache,zhiyouyigechuanzhexizhuang,kanbuzhenqiedenanzizuozailitou。

jinguankanbujianmianrong,nanziyeweishuohua,chaojiuqueyinyinganjuedaoyiguzideweiya。

“xiaojie,laobanyijingzhaoninhenjiule,qinggenwomenshangche,huishenjia。”

chaojiuxinliyigedeng,maye,shen!

benshuzuidadefanpaidalao——shenjinan。

chaojiudangjirengxiamadai,satuijiupao!

gaopi,bushishuoqianqidechaojiuzaishenjiajiushigexiaotoumingma?!

weishenmeshenjinanhaiyaopaolaizhaoren?!

meiyihui,neixiaoshenyingjiuxiaoshizaiyesezhongle。

zhulimiansepingdan,weiweiwanyaoxianglitoudenanzibinggao,“laoban,renpaole。”

chelideshenjinansihubingbujingya,shouqileshouzhongdewenjianjiafangdaoyibian,shenqingdanmo,chuimoupieleyiyanchemenwaidishangdemadai,“neishishenme?”

zhulilianmangjianqimadaidakailaikan,lengleleng,“zheishifangcaishenxiaojiebeizhede。”

shenjinankanjianlitouyigeyigebeiyabianledekongpingzi,meitouweicu,shenweijianhuren,suiranbuxichaojiu,kejiandaotazheijitianshizheibanguode,daodishijuedezijidelianbeidale。

guoleyihui,chaojiubeilianggexizhuanggelv,daizhemojingdenanren“qing”lehuilai,diujinlehouzuolitou,tawuzhegebo,weiqubaba,guoranshifanpaishenbianderen,zhuigerendouzheimecubao。

chezihenkuaixingshilikai,chaojiulianmangkanxiangchuangwaiyuelaiyueyuandejingse,“a!wodemadaia!”

“neinengmaihaojikuaiqianni!”

chaojiuyizhenxintong,wuwu,neikeshitajianleyiwanshangdechengguoa。

zhulimobuzuosheng,daoshipangbiandeshenjinanmorankaikoule,“wozhiqiandangniyouduolihai。”

“daoshibucengxiang,jigeyongrenbiannengbaniqidejiribuzhejia。”

zheibanexi,youshitongsheixuelaide?