“这位……”
zhuishangqugangxiangkaikou，kandaoyanqiandenanren，lingzhixizhijielengzhule。
yishenbaiyi，mofarupu，meimuruhua。
suiranmianselengmo，mouzhongyejinshilengdanheshuli，yanranyifuqinglenggugaodemoyang，danshi，zheisihaobuyingxianglingzhixixinshangtademeimao。
jiaojinnaozhidexianglexujiu，meikanguojibenzhengjingshudelingzhixi，caixiangchucilaixingrongta。
qingguoqingcheng，qinglengjuechen，jueshimeinan。
lingzhixixingfenle，zheibujiushiyouyizhanghaokandeliandenanrenma？
renzhexiangyaodongshoudongjiaodechongdong，lingzhixiyangqiyimozirenweiwubishuaiqidexiao，“zheiweimeinan，chengqinshuangxiu，lejieyixia？”
cihuayichu，meinankanzhetadeyanshenzhong，shanguomingxiandepaichi。
zhikanletayiyan，yimiaozhongdoumeiyouduozuotingliu，raoguota，jixuwangqianzou。
guoranshigegaolengdemeinan。
dingzhetaneijinguiwushuangdebeiying，lingzhixiyanzhongdouzhimanman。
zheiyangdejueshimeinan，zaigaolengtayedenongdaoshou，haiyoukongzhijianqideshidengzhetajiejueni。
tazaiyuandixiangdechushen，genbenjiumeizhuyidaomeinanzoudefangxiangshinali。
dengtakanguoqudeshihou，meinanyijingzhandaolewangshengtaidebianshang。
ranhou，dangzhetademian，budengtachusheng，jiuhaobuyouyudetiaolexiaqu。
凌止昔一脸懵逼。
zheishishenmeqingkuang？pengcidema？
meidengtafanyingguolai，yigejiduxingfendeshengyinjiuxiangchezhenggetianting。
“tiantinggouziduizuixinjingbaoxiaoxi，zhianduizhanglingzhixi，diaoxidijunbucheng，bidedijuntiaolewangshengtai！”
jinjiezhe，jiushiyilanggaoguoyilangdejinghusheng。
yunqingganguolaideshihou，kandaodejiushizijialaodayilianzhenjing，duizhewangshengtaihuaiyirensheng。
“laoda，nigaibuhuizhende……”
zhilezhiwangshengtai，zaizhizhita，yunqingbiaoshiyoudianjieshoubulezheigexiaoxi。
lingzhixiyijinglianjieshideliqidoumeiyoule，taxianzaijiuxiangzhidao，zheijiuzhongtianshang，nalaidedijun！
“dijunzhiqianyizhizaibiguan，jinriganggangchuguan。”
beizhuadaolingxiaobaodianzhihou，tiandijiletadaan。
lingzhixizhendeshiyukuwulei，tayaoshizhidaoneimeinanshihuolejishiwanniandedijun，erqiebitiandihainiubai，dasitatadoubugandiaoxia！
“tiandi，zhendebushiwobidijuntiaoxiaqude，shitazijiyijuhuadoubushuojiuwangxiatiao，genwoyidianguanxidoumeiyou。”
dangzheyizhongxianyou，lingzhixiyebuhaozhijienachangedeshiweixie，zhinengpinmingdechaotiandishiyanse。
“咳咳……”
tiandiqingkeliangsheng，xianranshimingbailetadeyisi。
“lingzhixigangfeishengwubainian，haimeijianguodijun。suiranbuzhizhebuzui，ketadiaoxidijunshishishi，jiufataxiafanfuzhudijunlijieba。”
“这……”
buguanzenmeshuo，zheichufadoushitaiqingle。
yizhongshenxiansuiranjuedebutuo，ketiandidouyijingshuole，zaijiashanglingzhixiyixiangjichou，tamenyebuhaoduoshuoshenme。
“天帝圣明……”
zaizheiyipiangongweishengzhong，lingzhixibeixianbingdailechuqu，zhibenwangshengtai。
“laoda，tiandizenmeshuo？”
tayichuxian，yunqingdaizhezhiandaduidexiongdimenbianweileshanglai。
“meishenmedashi，xiafanfuzhudijunlijie，henkuaijiuhuilaile。”
duiyutiandizheimegouyisidechengfa，lingzhixihaishishifenmanyide。
“要下凡？”
zhongrenyanjingyiliang，“neilaodanifangxindequba，womendengnihuilai。”
shuowan，yigegemoleyibagenbenbucunzaideyanlei，zhuanshenjiuzou。
meiyoulaodazhengtianyapoboxue，tamenzuijinjitiandounenghaohaofangsongle！
lingzhixikanzhetamenneixinggaocailiedebeiying，zuijiaohenhenchoulechou。
dengtahuilai，henyoubiyaoxiuliyixiazheibangrena。
shuoshiyaobeiyasongdaowangshengtai，keneixiexianbingpingshidouguitaguan，naganzhendeyasong。
lingzhixiyiludayaodabaidezoudaowangshengtai，jiugenpingshixunluoyiyang。
wangshengtaibian，simingzaoyidenghouduoshi。
jiantaguolai，lianshangjinshixingzailehuodexiao，“dijundougandiaoxi，nikegounengzuoside。”
“我乐意。”
simingzhangguanfanrenmingyun，xianfuliquandoushigezhonggouxuedehuaben。
zicongbainianqianlingzhixijielejibenhuiqu，buxiaoxinnongdiule，liangrenjiuchengleduitou。
buguantazenmebuchang，renjiajiushikantabushunyan。
benlaixinlijiubiezheqi，xianzaikanjianta，lingzhixizenmehuijitahaolianse。
“乐意就好。”
simingturangouchunyixiao，chentabuzhuyi，chaozhetade**henhentileyijiao。
lingzhixibenlaijiuzhanzaiwangshengtaibianshang，beitazheimeyiti，yidianfangbeidoumeiyou，zhijiediaolexiaqu。
“siming！nijilaozidengzhe……aaa……”
erbianquandoushihuxiaodefengsheng，zhuiluodeganjuegengshixiangdangxiaohun。
“huangshang，huangshangninbieshuile，gaidengjile。”
lingzhixihaifanyingguolai，zijijiuyijingbeirencongchuangshanglaqilai，qiangxingwangshenshangtaoneihouzhongdelongpao。
皇上？登基？
zheibushinanrengaigandeshima？
lingzhixidengdaleyanjing，siminggaibuhuishirangtadangnanrenba！
“等等，都别动。”
duokaigongrenmenyaojitadaimianguandeshou，lingzhixitaishouduizhezijixiongqianjiushiyidunmengmo。
好像，有点软？
neijiuyinggaihaishinvrenba？
要不要再摸摸下面？
jiuzailingzhixizhunbeiduixiamiandongshoudeshihou，beitazheijingrendejudonghedaodegongrenmencaifanyingguolai。
litazuijindeyigetaijian，ganjinlanzhuta，shunbianbaqitarendouganlechuqu。
“huangshanga，ninzenmeneng……wanyibeifaxianyichang，baolulenvershen，neikejiuquandouwanle。”