第1章 穿越成肥婆

“唔……头痛……”

zhumanlintoutongyulie,erbianxiangzhewengwengwengdeshengyin,quanshicierdefengci。

“jingranpaodaochenkezhanghunlishangdebiaobai,yebukankanzijineiyishenbiao,peideshangrenjiachenkezhangma?”

“zheinashipeibupeidewentia?takeshiyounanrende,haiyitiandaowanduichenkezhangfasao,buyaoliandaojiale!”

“xingkuichenkezhangaitaxifu,yagenmeilizheisifeipo!jiushikexilechengzhuren,dahaonanerqulezheimegedongxi,meiyitianhaoriziguojiusuanle,haichengtianbeidailvmao!”

yidaodaojianlideshengyin,fangfoyaocichuanrendeermo,zhumanlinyingshibeichaoxingle。

kandaozhouzaodehuanjing,tadailizaidangchang。

zhijiankongdangdangdefangjianlibaizheyitaolaojiumuzhuoyi,zhuoshangbaizheyigelaoshireshuihuheyigetangcigangzi,erfangjianmeiyourenhezhuangxiushejikeyan。

shuinidediban,zhigualebainizi,haiguadebupingzheng,tianhuabanyebushitashuxidediaodingzaoxingheoushishuijingdiaodeng,ershiyigeyuanhuhude**dengpao。

lvsedelaoshidiaofengshanzaihuanghuangyouyoudizhuan,fachunianjiushixiudezhigashengxiang。

像极了八十年代。

八十年代?!

不会吧?

zhumanlinmengdiyigejiling,likekanxiangzijideshenti,ranhoujiushayanle,tayishidaoyigekepadeshishi——ta,chuanyuele。

mingmingqianyike,tahainazheqinzizuodeshejigaoyijianyijiandiheduifuzhuang,lianlianaidoumeishijian,30suihaoburongyijiuyaozoushangguojiwutai,quezaizheigejieguyanshangbeifabuhuixianchangdediaodengzaxia!

zaixinglai,jiudaozheilile。

huranyizhencitong,yiduanduanbushuyutadejiyi,paishandaohaierlai。

yuanlai,yuanzhushiyihunfunv,jiajilezaiguoyingdanweirenzhidezhurenchengqi。

zhaolishuo,yuanzhuyoupangyoulan,mingshenghaixilan,shipeibushangchengqide。

bijingchengqisuiranchushenpinhan,dancongmingyouzhiqi,pingshilizouchuqiongkunshancun,zaiguoyingdanweishengdaolezhurendeweizhi。

zaibalingniandainengjindanweizugourangrenyanxian,gengbieshuoshitangtangzhurenle,duoshaoshihunnvhaisuibiantiao,shangmenshuomeidemeirennengbatajiamenkoujitaping。

zhikexichengqidefuqingenyuanzhufuqinzaitongyigexiaodanweishangban,yinweiyichangshigu,yuanzhufuqinweijiujichuangcaozuoshiwudechengfu,yizhishoubeijiaojinjiqili,zhengtiaoshoubeiyincifeidiao。

yuanzhumuqinshigeshilide,buzhiyaozhurenjiapeiqian,haichenjixieentubao,bajialihaochilanzuo,genbenjiabuchuqudepangnverjiajichengqi。

chengqimeitalianpihou,laibudiaozheifenenqing,zuihouhaishiquleyuanzhu,danyinweishizaimeibanfajieshouyuanzhu,jiehundiertianjiuyiyaojiabanweiyouganhuichangli,duiyuanzhujianzhibirushexie。

yuanzhuyeshigehoulianpide,xianqixiangxiashenghuoku,yingshipaodaochanglidejiashuyuanlaizhu,xianqilaogongmeiqingqu,zhuantoujiukanshanglebinbinyoulidechenkezhang,haibuguzijishiyoufuzhifu,paoqujiuchanchenkezhang。

shenzhizaichenkezhangquxifudehunlishangfanchou,dangzhongduichenkezhangbiaobai。

dangshineichangmiankanbishijidadizhen。

jieguo,haimeidengxinlangxinniangfazuo,yuanzhujiuyinweitaipangjishuaile,naodaizhenghaozhuangzaizhuzishang,yixiaziyunsiguoqu,beijigeshenqiangtizhuangdebanlangyibianxianqiyibiantuozou。

朱曼琳风中凌乱。

tawanwanmeixiangdao,yuanzhujingranzheimejipin!

erqiechuanyuejiuchuanyueba,keyuanshenzheishuangrouhuhudezhuti,duzishangsangedayouyongquanshizenmehuishi?

zhumanlingengtoutongle,tatuozhefeishuodeshentizoudaozhuozibian,naqizhuoshangdejingziyiqiao,ranhouhedechadianbajingzijidiuchuqu。

zaifuzhuangshejijiedaijiule,jianduoleshencaimiaotiaoxiuzhangdemote,zhumanlinjihumeijianguozheimepangdenvren。

hunshenzhifangjihuduichengyigeqiu,shoujiaoheduzibeibingbuheshendeyifulechuyiquanquanrou,bierendingduoshuangxiaba,tayingshibianchenglesanxiaba,yiquanquanxiabarourangditoudoubiandekunnan。

gengkepadeshi,shenshanghailatayouni。

toufabuzhidaoduojiumeixile,bianchengnianhuhudeyilvyilv,youguangfaliangzhonghaipiaozhebaihuahuadetoupixie,shoujiaoyebuganjing,zhifengjianquanshiwuni,zhijiagaiyouzhangyouheiquanshiwugou,kanderentoupifama。

zheiguidexing,zhumanlinbuzhishitoutong,jianzhishiyaoliekaile。

wenzhekongqizhongnongzhongdesouchouwei,zaikanzhulongdouburudexiaopofangzi,zhumanlinniezhemeixinzhanqilai。

buguanruhe,weileyihoudeshenghuo,tadejianfei,yedezhuanqian!

xianxia,zhishaoxianbawuzijishoushile,buranzheishirenzhudedifangma?

dibanshang,lajihemihunzaiyiqi,buzhidaoshenmeshihoupodaodishangdeqingcaimianhaimeiqingli,zhangleqingheidemei,liangzhimuzhidadecangyingjiudangzhetademianzaishangmianpa,posankaidemiantangbeicailaicaiqu,dishangquanshiyouhuhudejiaoyin。

chufangheweishengjiangengkongbu。

mandizhaidiaodecaigenglanyemeiyoudiu,duodouwuchuxiajiao,xiwancaoduidemanmandangdang,zhishaoyouyigexingqimeixiwanle,tangciwanbushibianhuangjiushibianhei,zhanzhemeichiwandecaizha,fachurangrenweilifantengdefuchouwei,haizhaoleyiquncangyingzaiwengwengweng。

xiangdaozijigangchuanyuelai,zanshiwuchukequ,zhumanlinshenxiyikouqi,“xianshoushiba,zenmeshuoyeshiyaozhuyizhenzidedifang。”

至于以后?

tatangtangershiyishijinvqiangren,laidaogaigekaifangdebalingniandai,ziranshiyaozhuazhulishidejiyu,baqianshidefuzhuangpinpaikaiqilai,zhongxindengshangbalishizhuangzhou,wanchengqianshiwangsiermeiyouwanchengdemeng!