第4章

baonuzhongdechenjianjungenbenbuguanzheishitadeqinshengerzi,dangranpingshiduishitouyemeishenmetengai。

“nijiwogunkai!”tahouleyisangzi,zhijiebashitoujishuaikaile。

shitouneixiaoshenbannajindezhuzheimedalidao,“pa”dibeishuaizaidishang,tengdeyanleizhimao,kehaishiyaozheyayaopaqilaihuzhemama。

shenzhaoyunkanzhezheiyimuxindouzaidixue,taxiangtoufakuangdemushizi,zhuaqigangcaizasuodeshitoujiuwangchenjianjunnaodaishangza。

chenjianjunhuangmangshanduo,haishimanleyibu,jianbangaileyixia,tengdetazhichoulengqi。

yitaitou,kandaoleshenzhaoyunyanlidefengkuang,tazhenggeyanjingdouchongmanlexue,chenjianjunsihaobuhuaiyishenzhaoyungangcaishizhendexiangshaleta。

“zheigenvrenfengle!”chenjianjunxinlishengqizheigeniantou,yishunjianhoubozijuranzhimaolengqi。

suhuashuo“hengdepalengde,lengdepabuyaomingde。”

laohuashuodezhenzaili,zheihuierdeshenzhaoyunhuojiushigebuyaomingde。

tafengle,huoxugengzhunquedishuo,zaozaishangbeiziyanzhengzhengkanzheernvxiangjicansideneiyike,tajiufengle。

shenzhaoyunzheifengyangbadahuodouzhenzhule,lengshimeirenganshangqianlanzhe。

jiantayoulunqishitou,chenjianjunhedebatuijiupao。

shenzhaoyunzaihoutoujinzhuibushe,chenjianjunzhijuedehoubeifaliang,zheifengponiangshizhenyaotademinga!

hejinhuazaiyipangchezhesangziganhao:“jiuminga!sharenla!yaochurenmingla!”

tabaozhechenbaozhuzhiwangrenduilizuan,zuishanghandexiong,jiaodixiaqueliudebisheidoukuai。

“nimenzheixiemeiliangxinde!jiuzheimekanzhewojiajianjunbeifengponiangdasia!”tayibianmoyanleiyibianhao,“jianjuna!wodeera!zheikezazhenga!”

zaihejinhuasixinliefeidekuhaoshengzhong,jigenianqinglizhuangdexiaohuozhongyuannabuzhu,shangqianlanzhuleshenzhaoyun。

jigeshenzisaoziweizhetahaoyanxiangquan:“zhaoyuna,kebuganzaidongshoule,xiangxianglianggehaizi,nikeqianwanyaolengjinga。”

jianshenzhaoyunbeizhongrenlanzhu,hejinhuadunshiyoulailejingshen:“nigebuyaoliande**,lianzijinanrendouganda,zhenshifanletianle!”

zheihuaxiangyipenreyoujiaozaishenzhaoyunxintou,tamengdichaoqishitoujiuyaochongshangqu,quebeizhongrensisilanzhu。

hejinhuashigeqiruanpayingde,kandaoshenzhaoyundedongzuo,yixiaziyouhedebuganshuohuale。

yushenshizaikanbuxiaqu,lishengchidao:“laochenjiade,nixiaotingdianba。sheijiapopoxiangnizheiyang,baerxifuheqinsunnvwangsilizaojian!”

zhongrenquanleshenzhaoyunjiju,jiudougezihuijiaqule。

kesheidouzhidao,zheishierhaimeiwan。

hejinhuapianxinguinvbushiyitianliangtianle,danpiandaozheifenshang,lianerxifudejiumingliangdouyaoqiang,zheshirangrenkaileyan。

wanghouzheidabangeyue,xiangyangpodechayufanhou,pashidoushaobulezheizhuangxinxianshile。

jianrendousanle,chenjianjunyinchenzhelianzoujinwu。

jintianzheiponiangrangtadiujinlelian,haiganqifunianghezhuzhu,zheishiermeiwan!

dengwanshang,feiderangtazhidaozhidaoshenmejiaoguiju。

shenzhaoyunliangezhengyandoumeijita,nazhejidannaifenjingzhijinleliwu。

tamalidichonglebeinaifen,xiaoxindiweijierya。

kanzheguinvxiaokouxiaokoudihezhenai,shenzhaoyunxinliyizhenfasuan。

shangbeizirenrendoushuoeryaxinshubuzheng,jianbudebierenhao。

shuotazhangdechou、xuexicha,haizonggenchenbaozhuguobuqu,huoxianggetiaoliangxiaochou。

jiuliansihou,haiyaobeichenjiarenchaoxiaozizuozishouzuiyouyingde。

shenzhaoyunqingqingcadiaoeryazuijiaodenaizi,zaixinlifalehenshi:“mamadeguaibao,zheibeizimamajiushipinlezheitiaoming,yeyaorangnihuodetitimianmiande。”

shenzhaoyunbaeryahongshuihou,zhuanshenzuanjinchufang,zhenglelianggejidan。

chenbaozhuchouzhexiaobizi,wendaochufangpiaolaidedanxiangwei,chezhehejinhuadeyijiaoshuo:“mama,ersaojiwozhengjidanle?”

zheiyebuguaichenbaozhuzheimexiang。

zaichenjia,zhengjidanconglaidoushichenbaozhudedushi,bierenlianwengeweierdoushishewang。

hejinhuazheiciquepotianhuangdimeizhisheng,gengbuganxiangwangchangneiyangqumashenzhaoyun。

jintianshenzhaoyunneiguzifengjinger,zheshibatajizhenzhule。

tazhinenghongzhechenbaozhu:“zhuzhuguai,jinergezanbuchizhengjidanle,mamajinitangchi。”shuozheganjincongdoulimochuyikuaishuiguotang。

chenbaozhupingshichiguanlejidangeng,zheihuierdaoyebuxihan,jiandaoliangjingjingdeshuiguotang,yixiazibajidangengjiwangle。

shenzhaoyunduanzheliangwanhuangchengchengdejidangengjinwu,chaoshouzaimeimeishenbiandeshitouzhaozhaoshou:“shitou,lai,genmamayikuaichijidangeng。”

shitouyanjing“shua”dijiuliangle,daodishiliusuidexiaohai,kanjianxiangpenpendejidangeng,chandezhiyankoushui。

taxiaoxinyiyidicouguolai,yanjingquehaibuzhudiwangmenwaipiao,shengpabeinainaikanjian。

“kuaichenrechi。”shenzhaoyunbawanwangshitougenqiantuiletui,shengyinyouxiefageng。

zheihaizi,lianchikoujidandougenzuozeiside。

niangliangchiwanzuihouyikoujidangeng,shenzhaoyunmolemozuijiukaishishoushibaofu。

yongguodewankuaijiuneimeliaozaizhuoshang,talianpengdoulandepeng。

shangbeizizaichenjiadangniuzuomaderizizaojiuguogoule,zheibeizijiushiduoxiyigewan,tadouxianzanglezijideshou。

shenzhaoyunmalididiezhehaizimendeyishang,xinlipansuanzhejinwanjiudaihaizimenhuiniangjia。

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shenzhaoyunshoushiwanbaofu,linzouqiantiqishuitong,“huala”yishengpozailechuangshang,chenjianjunjinwanbiexiangshuigeanwenjue!

chenzheneiduimuzihaizaiwulididigugu,bachengshizaipansuanzenmeshoushita,tayishoubaozheerya,yishouqianzheshitou,touyebuhuiditachuchenjiadamen。

luguocaidishi,tayanjishoukuaidizhailelianggeshutoudexihongshi,saijinshitoushouli:“nazhelushangchi,bieezhe。”

xiaoshitouyishouzuanzheyigehongtongtongdexihongshi,yanjingliangdexiangxingxing。

jintiandemamajianzhixiangbianleyigeren,gandababa,ganmanainai,haibameimeidenaifenqianghuilaile!

zuilihaideshi,mamahaizhenglexiangpenpendejidangengjitachi,neikeshinainaiconglaibuxutapengdehaodongxi。

tayuexiangyuekaixin,xiaojiaoyabengbengtiaotiaodigenzhemama,zuijiaorenbuzhuqiaodelaogao。

heihei,babadechuangshitoule,jinwankendingyaoqifengla!

tatoutouhuitoukanleyiyanchenjiayuanzi,chenmeirenzhuyi,ganjin“pei”dichaodishangtuleyikoukoushui——huaibaba,huogai!