第5章 男友力爆棚

“yishao,qianmianjiushizheigecuncunzhangdejiale,tamenjiayinggainengxizao。”

duiyugongziyideyaoqiu,genpaidezhufuzerenbuganyousihaodaiman。

zheigecunzikeshitamendaoyanqinzikaochaleshangbaigedifangcaizhaodaodeqiongxiangpirang,fangyuanbailiwuchengzhen,mucezhiyoufangzixiudezuihaodecunzhangjialinengmanzugongdashaoxizaodeyaoqiu。

cunzhangjiashiyonghongzhuanheshuinidajiandexiaosiheyuan,zaiputongdenongcun,zheiyangdefangzihenchangjian,suanbushangshehua。

danshigensuxiaoyuzhudeniupengxiangbi,zheilijianzhijiushishehuagongdiana!

cunzhangzheihuizibuzaijia,zhiyoucunzhangxifuyigerenzuozaiyuanzilicuoyumilizi。

yikandaozijiayuanzilijinlaiyi**chengliren,cunzhangxifumangbashuangshouzaiweiqunshangcengleceng,zhanqilaiyinqinpeixiaodao:

“yuanfangdekerenlaila!huanying!huanying……”

cunzhangxifuzhenganzhaocunzhangqiandingningwanzhufudeyaoqiu,yingjiechenglilaideguike,jiuzhuyidaoleqizhongzuiyaoyanduomudedagaogenanhaizidebeihou,duozheyigehunshenzangxixidesuxiaoyu。

cunzhangxifudexiaolianshunjiankuale,shengdiaoyebiandejiansuankebo:

“suxiaoyu,nizenmehuishi?jintianlundaozhanglaosantamenjiaguanni,nilaiwomenjiaganshenmeni?!”

suishuozuoweiyicunzhizhangfanshidouyaoqidaomofandaitouzuoyong,danshiduiyuzhaogufuyangsuxiaoyuzheijianshi,cunzhangjiayifenliqidoubuyuanyiduochu。

yaobushizheixiechenglirenzaichang,cunzhangxifukendingningzhesuxiaoyudeerduo,bataganchumenwaile。

【ze!zheiweicunzhangfurenyinggaishixuechuanjudeba,bianlianyetaikuaile!】

【nimenzhuyidaolema?cunzhangjialiyou《beibixiangqianchong》debiaozhi,haiyouhaoduoshexiangtou,jiabinmenyihuierxuanfangzibuhuijiuyaoxuantamenjiaba?】

【cunzhangkanqilaitinghanhoulaoshide,cunzhangfurenyinggaiyebushijiansuankeboderen,kendingyoushijuben!】

“dasao,zheiweigongdashaoshicanjiawomenjiemudejiabinzhiyi,takeshigeyangguangshanliangdedananhai,yinweijianbudezheixiaoguniangzangxixidekelianyanger,jiuxiangzhezhaogedifangrangxiaoguniangxixizao。”

genpaizhufuzerenmiandaiweixiaodigencunzhangxifuyibenzhengjingdehushuobadao。

cunzhangxifuhaimeixianghaodayingbudaying,gongziyijiuzhijiejiabaoqisuxiaoyujinletangwudemen,zhaodaolekeyixizaodeweishengjian。

村长媳妇:“……”

zheiweichenglilaideyangguangshanliangdananhaiyetaibukeqile,zenmeganjuetagengxiangshizheijiadezhuren?

erjiemuzuduiyugongziyidejudongyidianerdoubuchayi。

nengbazhenggedidoujiaodetianfandifudezhuer,haizaiyizheixiexijie?

cunzhangxifuxiangqicunzhangjiaodaitadehua:zheixiechenglirendeyaobaolidoushiqian,ruguobatamensihouhaole,shuobudinghuidaizhetamenzhenggecunzifeihuangtengda!tazuoweicunzhangkendingnenglvxianlaodaohaochu!

yushi,cunzhangxifubujinbuzaizulansuxiaoyuzaitajiaxizao,haiteyiqujizheixiechengliguikezhunbeilechashui。

shencaifeiyangdelianshangshiyanshibuzhudeyinqinhebajie。

gongziyibasuxiaoyuyigerendiujinyushihou,jiuqishenchulaile,bingqieguanshanglemen。

tajiuzhanzaimenkoushouzhe,naixindidengsuxiaoyuxiwanzao。

diyicizaiyushixizaodesuxiaoyu,yilianmangranhewucuo。

tabenzhuodiyanjiulebantian,caiganchangshixingdiqubaikaiguan,zichulaidelengshuicongtoudaojiaobatajiaolegetouxinliang。

suxiaoyudaoxileyikouliangqi,ganjinshenshouguankaiguan,shoumangjiaoluanjian,buxiaoxinbahuasachelexialai,zazailetadenaodaishang。

xiaoguniangtengdeshuangshoubaotou。

gongziyizaimenkoutingdaolimianchuanlaizaoluandedongjing,buyouzhoumeixunwenleyisheng:“suxiaoyu,nimeishiba?”

zheiyishengxunwen,zaisuxiaoyutinglaijiushizuiwenroudeguanqie,tadeyanquanyixiazihongle,yonglixilexifasuandexiaobizi,taruoxiaokelianyouwuzhudiqiujiu:

“wo……wobuzhidaogaizenmexi……”

shangyicixizao,haishidiehuozhe、niangmeipaodeshihou,diehuizaidamutonglizhuangshangshuifangzaiyuanzi,dengtaiyangbashuishaidenuanyangyangde,niangjiuhuiqinzijisuxiaoyuxizao。

cengjingwenxinmeihaodechangjingsuizheyushilideshuiqishengtengzaisuxiaoyudeyanqian,yundetayanjingshilulude。

gongziyizhangshuleyikouqi,yixiangdaozheixiaohaierliangezaodoubuhuixi,jiujuedetagengkelianle。

takendingshimeiyoujianguozheixiexizaodedongxi,suoyicaibuhuixi。

“你,过来!”

gongziyitaishouchaozheluguodecunzhangxifuyizhi,ranhougoulegoushou。

cunzhangxifulianmangzouguoqu,nuyanbixidiwen:“gongdashao,ninyoushenmefenfu?”

“jinqubangsuxiaoyuxizao。”gongziyideyuqizhongtouzheburongjujuedebadao。

cunzhangxifulenglelengshener,xinzhongneijiaoyigebuqingyuan。

tazheibeizizhisihoutazijideguinvxiguozao,bierendeguinvtakebuleyisihou。

genghekuang,haishisuxiaoyuneigehuiqiyatou!

bangtaxizaodehua,yinggaihuizhanranshangtadedaomeihuiqiba。

sihukanchuanlecunzhangxifudexinsi,gongziyishuo:“wojiniqian。”

有钱能使鬼推磨。

cunzhangxifulimahuanlefuzuilian,meikaiyanxiaodao:“aiya,gongdashaoninyetaikeqila!zheibushiqianbuqiandeshier……”

shuohuajian,cunzhangxifuzhunbeibaweishengjiandemendakai,jinqubangsuxiaoyuxizaole。

gongziyihuranhengshendangzhuleweishengjiandemen,jugaolinxiadikanzhecunzhangxifu,lengshengjinggao:

“xiganjingdianer,bietaiyongli,tayaoshitengle,wohuirangnigengteng!”

cunzhangxifumingxianbeigongdashaodeqichangzhenshedaole,yongliyanleyankoushui,laoshibajiaodidiandiantou。

【**!nanyoulibaopenga!wodagaishifengle,jingranjuedezheiyangdegongziyihenshuai!】

【loushangdejiemeiqingcacanidekoushui!gongziyizhishizhangdegaodaweimeng,qishihaishigekanbingdouyaoquerkedeweichengnian!】

【zheikendingshigongziyiweilexibaiguyiyandejuben!takeshigongziyia!ritianridirikongqidegongziyi!tacaibuhuizhendedafacibeidiqubangzhuyigexiangcunxiaokelian!】

cunzhangxifujinqubangsuxiaoyuxizaole。

genpaideshexiangzanshitingzhilepaishe。

yinweigongziyilengzhelianzhanzaimenkou,xianggexiongsheneshadeshouhushen。

fangfoyushilizhiyaochuanchulainvedaihaizidedongjing,tajiuhuichongjinqubaquantouhuidaocunzhangxifulianshang。

cunzhangxifusihuyexiangdaolezheiyidian,suoyibingmeiyouzuoyao,laolaoshishidijisuxiaoyuxitoufa、xizao。

kenengshisuxiaoyudeshenshangtaizangle,douxilebangexiaoshilehaimeiyouxiwan。

gongdashaoyouxieshiqulenaixin,zoudaokailebanshandechuanghukouchuifeng,jiutingdaoluguodecunminhecunzhangzhijiandeduihuazuanruerzhong。

“cunzhang,jialiyouxishia?zheimegaoxing!”

“xishi,tiandadexishi!”cunzhangdeyuqizhongtouzhedeyiyangyang:“womenjiaranranbeijiemuzuxuanzhong,yaoshangdianshige!”

“neigechenglidaoyanbushixiangzhonglesuxiaoyuma?zenmenimenjiaranranyenengshangjiemuya?”

“shaohushuo!jiemuzumingmingxuanzhongdejiushiwomenjiaranran,youtasuxiaoyushenmeshi?”

cunzhangyouxiebuyue,mominglizhiqizhuangdishuo:“jiusuanjiemuzuyikaishixuanzhongdeshisuxiaoyuyouzenmeyang?yigemeidiemeiniangdexiaoyatoupianzi,jiusuandiaojinjinglishuaisile,yemeiyourenzaiyi。”