第1章 那个,我想买一支验孕棒

“xiaojie,chefeiyigongershisankuai。”

bantianjianhouzuoderenmeidongjinghou,sijirenbuzhuhuitouqu,dengzhewangzhechuangwaidayaodianyouxiechushendejinyan,bukuaideshuo:“xiaojie,nihaizhiwangwokaijinyaodianlimianqu?”

“啊?”靳颜回神。

jiansijimianseyouxiebukuaishi,tacaifaxianzijidanwurenjiale,xiaolianfuxiangangazhise,ganjincongbaolihuluandetaochuyizhangwushicongchuangzilisaijisiji,feikuaidexiachequ。

“zhenshide,xiagechedoumanmantuntun!”sijidudurangrang,jiangchezikaizou。

huaixiuchuyuxibeiqu,shiyuekaishijiujileng,gengbieshuoxianzaipiaozheemaobaixuedeshieryuetian,zongshichuanzhehouhouyurongfudejinyanxiacheyebeizheilengyijidongdeyigeduosuo。

wanglewangshangfangyufengdayaofangdenihongzhaopai,jinyanzhijuedeliansefare,youyuzaisan,haishidibuguohanleng,lalelakouzhao,suozhenaodaipaojindianliqu。

zhanzaishouyintaihoudenvhailimaodeweixiaozhe:“huanyingguanlin,ninxuyaoshenmeni?”

zheihuarangjinyankouzhaoxiadeliansegenghongle,qiushuibandeyanmouzhalezha,qiangzhuangzhendingdeshuo:“meishinimang,wozijixiankankan。”

shuozhe,shenziyijingshandaopaipaihuojialimianqu。

jinyanpailepaixiongkou,aonaodexiang:zhenshide,weishenmezijiyaolaizuozheiyangdeshia,yinggaizhijierangxujielaide,bijingtashiyoujingyanderen,buxiangzijilianpizheimebo。

buguo,biyunbangdaodizainagejiazishang?

jinyanwanzheyaozaihuojiashangxixixunzhaozhe,koudailideshoujibushiyidexiangqi。

taganmangjieting:“jingxiwoyijingzaiyaodianla,nibuyaocuima!”

“ee,mei,meiyou”dianhuaneitou,jingxideshengyinyouxiezhiwu:“wozhishixiangshuozheigetianqibuhao,nihuilaishixiaoxindian,zuizhongyaoshibiebeigouzizhuadao。”

“wozhidaode。”jinyanxiaozheshuodao,xiangdaoguimidezaoyu,taquehaishirenbuzhumaiyuan:“nishuoniyeshi,zenmeyebuzuo,zuofangyucuoshini?”

“yinweixihuantama,kuangqiewomendouxiangyaoxiaohai。”jingxitianmimideshuo,neihuaqueyouxieyiweishenzhang:“niyehuixihuantade,suoyiyanyanniyaokuaidianhuilaiwo!”

jinyanngzhe,kandaohuojiashangdedongxishi,yanqianyiliang:“woxianmaidongxi,huiquzaijiang。”

xianxi**dexiaoshougangshendaokongzhong,quebuxiaoxinhepangbiandeshoupengdao。

两人都僵住。

“ng?yanyunbang?”anyadichendesangyinzijinyantoudingxiangqi,qinglengzhongdaizhexiexuxixue,haihaoxiangconghuojiashangnaxiayizhisaidaojinyanshouli:“buxie。”

不,不谢?

“”jinyanzhenggerendoujiangyingqilai,xiaoshougangadewozheneizhibiyunbang。

伸也不是收也不是。

md!zheinanrenkendingshiguyide!

xiangdaozhei,jinyanjiuyoudianbuyue,youxiefenfendeceguotou,touguomaoyan,dengtayiyan。

多事!

nanrenshenziqizhang,guozheheisedezhangkuanyurongfu,hejinyanyiyang,yongmaozihekouzhaojiangzijizheyandeyanyanshishi,quenanyanneishenzhuoyueqizhi,nongmobandeyanmouzhongdaizhexixuexiaoyi。

zhishiqingqingyiyan,jinyanquejuedexintiaoturanjiakuai,yanshenxiayishiduokai,jiangyingdeyaoleyaoshouzhongdedongxi,xiaoshengshuodao:“bu,bushiwoyongde”

tazhishibangguimimaieryi。