第一章上门女婿
“meiyongdefeiwu，liangedidousaobuganjing，chengtianzaijiadaizhe，rangnizuodianjiawushidouzuobuhao。”
“nizenmebusilesuanle！”
“还不快扫！”
该死！
zheiyangsaodaohounianmayuedousaobuwan！
zhenxiangbasaozhousaizheinvrendezuili，rangtazheibeizidoushuobulehua！
laotounifeiyaobawobazheihunyuewancheng。
到底是安的什么心？
qishishafashangdezheigenvren，shiliujingtaodeyuemumatilian，tazicongzuolexiaojiadeshangmennvxu，matilianjiumeishaozhemota。
yuanbenliujingtaocongxiaojiushigenshifuzaishanshangyitongshenghuo，yebuzhidaosilaotoufanleshenmebing，yinianqianjitayizhihunshu。
ranhoutajiulisuodangrandichenglexiaojiadeshangmennvxu。
tadelaopoxiaoweihenpiaoliang，jihujiushiwanmeinvshendecunzai，wanquantiaobuchurenhemaobing。
haishijiangyunshengqianshijituanshengminggongsidefuzeren，nianrubaiwan，shigedianxingdexiaofupo。
dantajiushiduiliujingtaolengbingbingde。
liujingtaojinlexiaojiajiushizhiyoubeihulaihequdefen，chengtianzuozhesaodixiwanzheixiesuosuidexiaoshi。
zhiyaomatilianzaijia，zheixiesuoshiyenengchengweisuoweidedashi，shichangcongzhongtiaoliujingtaodeci。
ruguobushiyinweizheishisilaotouyiyuan！
他才不会一忍再忍！
fenfendizaixinzhongbuchongleyiju，liujingtaotingdaoyuemushuokoukele，zhuanshenjiuqudaolebeichashui，gongjingdipengdaoguifumianqian。
“weiweiquqianhetongle，zheimezhangshijianzenmehaibuhuilai……”
saoleyiyanqiangbishangguazhedezhongbiao，matilianbuyuedidiguleyisheng，lianheshuidouhedebuzizai。
“你！”
“赶紧去看看！”
zhangmuniangshuoshenmejiushishenme，liujingtaozhiguanzuojiushi，renmingdimaitoujiuchulemen，taxindigengqiwangdaizaiwaimian。
至少可以透透气。
takenengshizuibiequdeshangmennvxu。
jiulianzaiwaihuodongshijiandoushishoudaoxianzhide，yixiangdaozheili，liujingtaoyoumaiyuansilaotoujifen。
zhenshisiledouhaiyaozhemota！
lingwaiyibian，wuxingjihualongjiudian。
zhijianbaoxianglizuomanlexingxingseisedenannannvnv，nanrenjieweijiekaileshangshendelingkou，shouyebiandebulaoshiqilai。
qizhongyimonvrendeshenyingpoweidayan，xikanzheinvrenshengdewuguanjingzhi，qizhiyefeiran。
xiaoweideshuangjiatonghong，tuxianchutadeshentaifanlanzheyigumeiyi，tademeimouzhongmanshimiili。
tayijingzuidekuaibuxingle。
chengzhechenzhongdeshenti，xiaoweideshiyezhongyiranchuxianlezhongying，tamengdiyaoleyaomihudenaodai。
“huangzong，neihetongdeshi？”
zuozaitashencedeshiyigezhangxiangweisuodenanren，tademuguangtanlandiyouzouzainvrenshenshanggechu，fanshoupoqiedijiangrenlouruhuaizhong。
“nipeiwoyiwanshang，yihouzheibiandegongchengdoushinide。”
cucaoyounidedashouzairoucuozhexiaoweidejiantou，tatongkudizhengzhazheshenti，henbudeyibazhangpaikaizheigeexindenanren。
可是她不能……
zheigegongchengyaoshinabudaoduiyutalaishuojiangshihuimiexingdedaji，gongsishangxiazaojiushiqianchuangbaikong，jiudengzheigegongchengjiuming。
yaoshinabuxia，gongsisuishipochan。
xiaoweiweiqudijinyaozhexiachun，tadeyanzhongsiyouleihuashanshuo，kenqiubandikanzhetoudingshangfangdenanren。
“请黄总自重！”
taqiwangzheirengaotaiguishou。
能放过她。
huangbaiminglianshangshanguoyimochiyi，tazhongshisongkaileshou，zhizhezhuoshangdesanbeijiu，xiangshimeilexingzhiyiyangdizhangtanleyikouqi。
“suanle，qiangniudeguabutian。”
“nizaihesanbeijiuqian。”
zhouweidekongqiyisong，xiaoweiyesongleyikouqi，taganjitilingdikanleshenpangdenanrenyiyan。
zhishixiayimiao，taxianrulezhengzhazhise。
zaihetawanwanshihebuxiale。
整个胃部都在翻滚。
但是不喝……
shengpahuangbaichenghuifanhui，xiaoweiyingzhetoupiduanzhezhuoshangdeyibeihunhuangdeyeti，yikoumenshengguanxia。
kusenanwendeyetishunzhetahoutouxiaqu，xiaoweitongkudimaochuleyanleihua，dengsanbeichedixiadu，tayishizaojiukaishimohu。
yanpizizhongzhongdeheleqilai。
xiaoweixianzailiantaishouzhideliqidoumeiyoule，taxinxianghuangzongyinggaihuiqianxiahetongdeba。
kanzheshafashangzuidebushengrenshidenvren，huangbaichengningxiaoyisheng，shuangshouxingfendimoquancazhang。
“wokanshangdenvren，jiumeiyouwonabuxiade。”
shuangshouluozailenvrenguanghuadetuishang，huangbaichenglianshangdexiaorongdangyang，zuijiaodehudubuduanfangda。
jiuzaicishi，yidaolengfengzhichaozhetademianmenhuxiaoerlai，haimeidenghuangbaichengfanyingguolai。
tazhenggerenbeidaifanzaidi。
yuanbenrenaofeifandebaoxianglidouranjijing，bushaorendoubeituranzhijianhedeshuangtuiyiruan。
zhijianxiaoweidemianqianzhanzheyigenuqichongchongdenanren，liujingtaolunzhejinwochengquandequantou，qidehunshenfadou。
taganggangluguobaoxiangtingdaoleshuxideshuohuasheng……
该死！
yaoshitawanlaiyibu，tawufaxiangxiangjiexialaideyimuyouduokongbu！
wuzhedabanzhang**ladelian，huangbaichengmanlianfennu，qijibaihuaidisihou：rendousilema！haibukuaijiwozhuazhuzheigefeiwu！”
xiaojiayougefeiwushangmennvxu。
谁人不知谁人不晓。
haojicifanjudoushizheigefeiwujiaodeju，zheicitasidingle！
shouhuzaimenwaidebaobiaowenshengerdong，siwugekuiwuyoulidezhuanghan，shunjianjiujiangliujingtaoenzailedishang。
huangbaichengjugaolinxiadisaoshijiaobiandenanren，tachaozhedimianlenglengdicuileyikoutuomo，yilianjuao。
“feiwu，jintianjiurangnizaizheilikankantashizenmeqiuraode！”
“给我往死里打！”
jiuzaineibangbaobiaotinglingyaodongshouzhishi，baoxiangdemenmengdibeirenyijiaochuaikai，congmenkouchuanlaileyidaolengliezhisheng。
“wokansheigandongtayixia！”