第2章 你们都有病

bieshunei,yefanheliyuyanyijingzuolexialai。

“yuyan,nilaogongjiaoyefanduiba,xianzaitazuoshenmegongzuodea?”yimingdabanyaoyandenvrenhurankaikou。

yefantaiqitoukanxiangnvren,naohailichuxianyigexinxi,wangping,liyuyandedaxuetongxue。

“womeiyougongzuo,zhengzhunbeizheijitianchuquzhao。”yefanpaliyuyanweinan,qiangxianhuida。

“haha,yefan,nikezhenyouzhiqi,buguoniwanquanmeiyoubiyaozhaogongzuo,yuyanxianzaiyougongsi,wanquannengyangdeqinia。”linfeiyichaofengdao。

liyuyanlianhongleqilai,takaishihouhuidaiyefanxialaile。

yefanshitadechiru,tatangtangzongjianquejiajizheimeyigebusijinqu,zhizhidaochiruanfandenanren,zheijianshixiangshiyigenciyiyang,shenshendezhajintadexinli。

“duia,linzongshuodedui,zaidaxueneihui,yuyanzhendehenyouxiu,xianzaichuleshehui,yanggenanrenduitalaishuoyeqingeryijude。”wangpingweixiaozheshuodao。

liyuyanlianseyoudiannankanle,zaishangdaxuedeshihou,liyuyanjiuyizhiyawangpingyitou,shidangniangongrendenvshen!

wangpingyizhidouhenjiduliyuyan,zicongliyuyanheyefanjiehunhou,zhiyaojiandaoliyuyan,jiuhuinazheigeshiqingwakuta。

“kanlaizhendebugaidaizheigejiahuolai,haidewoyourangtamenkanxiaohuale。”

liyuyanxinliyehenbushiziwei,jishitazheimeyouxiu,haibushijiajilezheimeyigewonangfei。

yigubeiaideqingxuchuanlai,tayijingzugounulile,quehaishinanyiweikangjialideyisi,huanlaizheiyangdejieguo!

“mingtianwohuiquzhaogongzuode,yihouwonengyanghuoliyuyan。”yefantaiqitoushuodao。

zhongrenlengleleng,yefanzheigewonangfei,tamenkeshijianguoyezhidaode。

zaiyiqian,tamenshuohuadeshihou,jiusuanshishuodaota,tadouduodeyuanyuande,daqidoubuganchu。

kanzheyefanshensedanrandeyangzi,zhongrenyoudianhuaiyitashibushichicuoyaole?

“yanghuoyuyan,yefannishikaiwanxiaodeba,nizhidaoyuyanyitianxiaofeishiduoshaoma?tashenshangdeyifuzhiduoshaoqianma?”wangpingchaoxiaozheshuodao。

budengyefanshuohua,linfeiyibishidekanleyanyefan,tianyoujiacudeshuodao:“yefana,wotingshuoniliangaozhongdoumeiyoubiye,quleyuyanhou,haiyaozhuzaiyuyanjiali,xianzainishuozijichuqugongzuo,nibiekaiwanxiaoleba?”

wangpinghelinfeiyidehua,rangliyuyandelianshang**lade。

tatangtangdezongjian,xianzaiyougeliangaozhongdoumeiyoubiyedelaogong,erqielannifubushangqiang,zheijianzhirangliyuyandezizunxinshoudaolejidadeshanghai。

“wohuikanbinga,wodanggeyishengjiunengyanghuoliyuyan。”yefankanzhelinfeiyiweiweixiaodao。

“dangyisheng,yefan,nigewenmanghuikanbingma?”linfeiyilengleyixia,buxiedewendao。

yefanshuodao:“dangyishenghexuelimeiyouguanxiba,guanjianshihuikanbing。”

linfeiyihuaiyidewendao:“nideyisishinihuikanbingle?”

“dangran。”yefandandandehuida。

“haoa,neinijiwokankan,wodaoyaokankanninengkanchushenme。”linfeiyiduoduobirendeshuodao。

yefanweiweiyixiao:“zheikeshiniyaowokande。”

“yefan,nibizuiba,biejiwodiurenle。”pangbiandeliyuyanyadishengyinshuodao。

daizhezheigewonangfeijianrenyijinggoudiurenle,xianzaizheigewonangfeishuotahuijirenkanbing,haiyaoyangziji,zheirangtalianshanggengjiadeguntangle。

liyuyanheyefanjiehunyinian,zheiyinianyefanchulewannvrenhejiu,liyuyanjiumeiyoujianguotazuoguoyijianzhengjingshi。

“niganhuowangsheng,zhiqianhejiuzhongfengguo。”yefanmeiyoulihuiliyuyan,ziguzideshuodao。

linfeiyilengleyixia,suijihahaxiaozheshuodao:“yefan,budebushuonihaiyoudianbenshi,buguozheishiyuyangaosunideba,wozhongfengdeshiqinghenduorendouzhidao。”

yefanweixiao,yanjingkanzhelinfeiyijimiaohou,shuodao:“nichuleganhuowang,haideguomeidu,yejiushibannianqian,woshuodeduima?”

linfeiyiliansemengdibianle,tashengyindaleqilai:“yefan,nibiehushuo,nicaiyoumeidu!”

shuozheijuhuadeshihou,linfeiyixinliyijing!

zheigejiahuozenmezhidaozijidelemeidu,erqieduiyushijiandebakongyezheimezhunque。

“demeiyoude,nixinlizuiqingchu,danshizheigebushizhongdian,wonengkanchuniguoqudebing,nikeyishuoshiwocaide,danshiwohainengkandechunixianzaidebing。”yefankanzhelinfeiyishuodao。

linfeiyilengleyixia,xiayishidewendao:“woxianzaiyoushenmebing?”

zheijuhuayichu,datinglidenvrendoulianseyibian,youqishizuozailinfeiyipangbiandezhaoyan,zhijiexiayishibashentichaozhepangbiannuolenuo。

zaichangdoushichengnianrenle,duiyuyefandehuadoumingbaishenmeyisi,youqishipangbiandezhaoyanliansenankanqilai。

“yefan,nibiehushuo,woxianzaijiankangdehen!”linfeiyizuiyingdeshuodao。

yefanweixiaozhe,takanzhelinfeiyikaikou:“gangkaishideshihou,bingduruqinbuweihuichuxianhongban,pokui,buguozheigezhengzhuangguoduanshijianhuixiaoshi。danshizuijin,nidemoubuweihuiyoucitong,zhuoshaogan,xiaobiancishuyehuibianduo。”

linfeiyiliansedabian,tajintianzaoshangdeshihou,xiaobiandeshihouhaizhendeyoucitonghezhuoshaogan,tahaidasuanguojitianqijianchayixia。

“nibiexuekoupenren,womeiyoushi!”linfeiyifoudingdao。

yefankanzhetashuodao:“niyebuyongneimejinzhang,zheigebingshuodayebuda,shuoxiaoyebuxiao。”

“zheishishenmebing?”linfeiyizhuiwendao。

yefanweixiaodao:“zheigebingjiaoaizi。”

“啊!”

zheigeshengyinshizhaoyanfachulaide,tatingdaohouzhijiehedezhanleqilai。

“**,nicaiyouaizi。”linfeiyichedizuobuzhule。

yefandandandedao:“youmeiyouniquchachabujiuzhidaole?”

linfeiyihenhendekanzheyefan,fennudeshuodao:“geweitongxuemen,youzheige**zaiwanquanpohuaileqifen,womeiyouxinqingxianzoule!”

shuowan,linfeiyiqichongchongdelikaile。

“aizizheizhongbingyaoshikongzhidehao,xianzaideyixuejishubuzhiside,nibuyongneimejinzhang。”yefandeshengyinzailinfeiyishenhouxiangqi。

linfeiyijiaoxiayidunchadianshuaidao,ranhouqichongchongdelikaile。

ruguomeiyoucaicuodehua,zheigejiahuoyidingshiquyiyuanquchaqule。

“yefan,nitaiguofenle,balinzongjiqizoule。”wangpingliansenankandeshuodao。

yefankankanwangping,dandandedao:“tabushiwoqizoude,tashiqukanbingle。”

“yefannibiezhuangle,nizijishishenmeyang,womenkedouzhidao,nirenshizima?”wangpingjifengdeshuodao。

bieshudatingliderendoudiantoutongyiwangpingdeguandian,tamendoushiliyuyandetongxue,tajiushigechiruanfandewonangfei,dajiakedouzhidao。

liyuyanhenhendekanleyanyefan,xiwangtanenggoubizui。

suiranlinfeiyizoule,danshiliyuyankebingbuxiangxinyefanhuikanbing。

fanertashuodehuarangliyuyanjuedehendiuren,tayiweijiandandejijuhuajiunengrangzaizuoderenduitagaibianguandianma?

“zuijinbannian,nidelijiashibushidoudaiyouxuekuai?haishichangxiongmenfanzao?”yefanmeiyoulihuiliyuyan,zhijiekanzhewangpingwendao。

wangpingliansebianle,tajingyadewendao:“nishizenmezhidaode?”

“woshuolewohuikanbingle,buguonibuyongdanxin,zheigebingshigexiaowenti,zuiduo......”

yefantingdunleyixia,weiweiyixiaodao。

yefanhaimeiyoushuowan,wangpingbudandingle,zhuiwendao:“zuiduozenmeyang?”

“buyunbuyu。”yefanweixiaodeshuodao。