第一章 上门女婿

“linmu!nizaiganshenme?zenmehaibubawode**naguolai?”

xiaoyizifangxizaifangjianli,bunaifandejiaodao。

“mingzhidaowojintianyoujuhui,niyebuzhidaotiqianbawodeyifuhonggan!ruzhuiwomenjiadoukuaiyinianle,yidianeryanlijingerdoumeiyou!”

linmuzhengzaiketingli,yongchuifengjichuizheshouliheise**。

tayijingxiguanzheigexiaoyizidetaidule,yemeiyoushengqi。

chabuduobachuiganlezhihou,tanazhe**,zoudaofangxidemenqian。

suiranfangmenmeiguan,dantahaishiqiaoleqiaomenkuang,shuodao:“yijingchuiganle。”

fangxiyilianxianqidezoulechulai,zhijieconglinmushouzhongqiangguo**。

“haibujiwo!meiyongdedongxi,danwuwoshijian!zhenbuzhidaowojiedaoleshenmemei,huigennizheiyangyigefeiwujiehun!”

tingdao“feiwu”zheilianggezi,linmudiguoqudeshouweiweiyidun,lianshangyeshiweiweiyichen。

dansuiji,taqingqingdexilekouqi,zhuanguoshenqu,jiudangmeiyoutingdao,zhunbeilikai。

“zhanzhu!”fangxijiaodao。

linmuhuiguotou,kanzhefangxi,yebushuohua。

“yabayiyang!”fangxijianlinmukoudoubukai,gengshinaonu,“wenyijudayiju,nimeizhangzuima?”

shuozhe,fangxiwangchuangshangyizuo,shentihouqing,shuangshouchengzaihoumian,tongshitaiqizhangtui,shuodao:“jiwobaxiewatuole。”

linmukanxiangfangxi,meitouweiweiyizhou。

taxianzaichuanzhede,shiyitiaoniuziduanku。

“kanshenmekan?haibukuaidian!jiwotuogexiezenmele?jialiyanglenizheimejiu,nidaohao,haizhenbazijidangchengfangjiarenle?jianbunengtiao,beibunengkang,yigeruzhuide,biwoguodehaizirun!”

fangxitailetaitui,qihuhudeshuodao。

tashizhendekanbuqizheigelinmu。

yigenanren,zouliangbudounengqichuanyuyu,xigewandounengleidemantoushihan。

zhenbuzhidaojiejieshizuoleshenmenie,jingranhuigenzheigefeiwujiehun!

linmuqingqingdewolewoquan,yazhixinzhongdenuhuo。

“zuihouyitian,zairenzuihouyitianjiuhaole。”linmuxinzhongmomodao。

zhiyaoaoguolejintianwanshang,tadegonglijiunenghuifuyicheng。

erzheiyichengdegongli,zugourangtadikangmeitianyeli,neiliehuozhuoxinyibandetongku,yenengrangtadeshangshidedaoyixiehuifu。

liangnianqiandeshangshi,rangtadeneizangcuiruodao,lianjiliedeyundonghefanudoubuxing。

weici,xiongdijiren,manshijiedeweilinmuxunqiutianxiamingyi,zuizhongdechuleyigefangzi,neijiushiyongyaowuzhongheyibufendenengliang,congernenggouranglinmudongyongyibufendegongli,yinweiduiyulinmulaishuo,renheyaowu,xiaoguodoubujitazishendegongli。

zheixieyaocaizhong,qizhongdeyiwei,jiuzaifangjia。

yushilinmuyiruzhuifangjiadedaijia,huodelezheiyifenyaocai。

zaijiexialaidezhengzhengyinianzhizhong,linmudoushifangjiakouzhongdefeiren。zaifangjia,tazhinengzuoyixiexiwanzuofanliangyifuzheixiejiandandeshiqing,yidanyaoyongyixietili,tajiukangbuzhule。

buguohaozai,jinwan,tajiunenghuifuyichengdeshangshi,zhongtahuihuanglu!

xiangdaozheier,linmuyekankaile。

shenchushouqujitajiexiedai。

fangxihunshenqingqingdezhanleyixia。

taconglaidoumeibeiyigenanrenzheiyangpengdao,jintianhaishiyinweishengqi,dasuanxiuruyixialinmu,cairanglinmuzheiyang。

meixiangdaohuishizheiyangyizhongganjue。

kanzhelinmujizijidexiewatuowan,fangxiyoubunaifandao:“lengzheganshenme?haibukuaiqujiwobawazixiganjing?”

linmuweiweixilekouqi,qishenquleyangtai,jifangxixiwaziqule。

jifenzhongzhihou,fangxihuanhaoleyifu,jiuzaizheishi,menlingxiangle。

linmudakaimen,mianqianzhanzheyigexizhuangbitingdeshuaiqiqingnian。

qingnianyikandaolinmu,jiumeitouyizhou,shuodao:“youshinizheigefeiwu?xixizainaer?”

“songfan,nilaile?wozheijiuchulai。”fangxizaifangjianlimianhandao,ranhouconglimianzoulechulai,bunaifandetuikailinmu,duisongfanshuodao:“zouba。”

linmuchushengdao:“nijieshuorangniliuzaijialimian,tawanshanghuilaiyoushigennishuo。”

“bizui! ”fangxichidao,“haizhenbazheidangchengnijiale?wozuoshenmeniguandezhema?”

songfanxiaodao:“xixi,nimenjiazheigeruzhuidefeiwu,haitingbazijidanghuishidea。”

fangxilianshangdaizhebiyi:“heng,zhizhidaojiwodiulian!bielita。”

shuozhe,tajiugenzhesongfan,kaicheliqu。

linmuyaoleyaotou,zhuanshenquyangtai,kaishijifangxixixiewa。

xiwanzhihou,linmunachuifengjichuigan,songdaolefangxidefangjian。

jiuzaizheishi,“kaca”yishengqingxiang,zhangmuniangchenyumeihuilaile。

yikandaolinmuzaifangxidefangjian,shoulihainazhefangxidezhangwa,tadelianseshunjianjiubianle,jianshengmadao:“haoa,nigefeiwudongxi,biedemeixuehui,xuehuizuozheizhongbuyaoliandeshiqingle!guaibudejialide**jingchangbujian,yuanlaishinizheigefeiwunazoule!”

linmumeihuiying,zhishijiangwazidiudaofangxidechuangshang。

“xixini?bushigennishuorangtawanshangliuxiama?zijideshizuobuhaobushuo,liankangerendoukanbuzhu?”chenyumeijixuzaihoumianmadao,“nishuo,yaonihaiyoushenmeyong?”

linmuyebuhuihua,zhuanshenhuidaozijidefangjian。

jianzheigefeiwushangmennvxuhuadoubuhui,chenyumeigengweishengqi,zaiwaimianmadegenghenle。

zaifangjia,chulejiuzaizuikaishijianguoyicimiandefangnanhe,yijilaopofangmuyanzhiwai,douduitabushihenyouhao。

youqishizheigezhangmuniangchenyumei,jiweipola,duitafeichangkeke,dongzhejiushiyidunchouma。

buguojingguolezheimezhangdeshijian,linmuyexiguanle。

huidaofangjian,linmujiangfangzaichuangbianluzishangdeyaoguannalexialai。

zhongyaoweidaoda,jialiderendouyanezheigeweidao,linmuzhihaonadaozijifangjianle。

daochulezhengzhengliangwanheiququdezhongyao,linmuyikouhelexiaqu。

dunshi,yigureliuyongxiangletadedantian。

zaitadedantianchu,youyigukuangbaodenengliang,wanruxingyun。

yisisiweiruodenengliang,conglinmudantianchusanfachulai,jinjiezhebeireliuzhonghe,xiaosanzaitadetinei。

yigeduoxiaoshihou,yaolisuotonghuadenengliang,zhongyudadaolelinmudeyuqi。

“快成了!”

林牧心中一阵欣喜。

yinian,taaolezhengzhengyinian,zhongyu……yaochenggongle!

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,linmushenshangdeqixi,mengdiyidang,shenshangdeyiwutoufawufengzidong。erjiuzaizheishi,linmumengdizhengkaiyanjing,yidaolinglideguangmang,zaitayanzhongbaosheerchu。

“zhengzhengyinian,wodegonglizhongyukaishihuifule!”

“heng!xianhaiwoderen,nimenjiwodengzhe!”