第3章 你有女朋友吗?

zhouweiderenbaisibudeqijie,neixiejiefeizeshiyiliandekonghuang。

benlaitamenderenwuyankanzhejiuyaowanchengle,quemeixiangdaobanlushachuyigechengyaojinchulai。

“xiaozi,nizhendeyaotangzheitanghunshuima?”zouzaizuiqianmiandejiefeiguzuozhending,kanzhelinfengwendao。

“chenwomeigaibianzhuyizhiqian,nimenfangxiatamen,haikeyizou。”linfengdanrandao,yuqiqueshiburongfanbo,yanmouzhongshifangchulenglindehanmang。

zheiquejiefeiyunqibijiaohao,yudaodeshigangganghuiguodeta,ruguohuanzuopingshi,kongpatamenyigeyepaobule。

“放人!我们走!”

zouzaizuiqianmiandejiefeikandaolinfengdeyanshen,buyouzizhudedaleyigelengzhan,zhuantouxiangshenhoudejiefeixiadamingling。

“laoda,zanmenjihualeneimejiu,haoburongyideshoule,nandaoyinweitayijuhua,jiuzheiyangfangqile?”shenhouzhuazhelinyatongdejiefei,yanmouzhizhongchongmanlebukesiyiyunongnongdebugan。

haoburongyizhuadaolesujiadedaxiaoliangweixiaojie,jiuzheiyangfangle,zheibudengdaozhushudeyaziyoufeilema?

“wotemedeshuofangren,nimenmeitingdaoma?”zouzaizuiqianmiandejiefeimeiyouzuorenhejieshi,zhuantouduizheshenhoudexiaodidahouyisheng。

“是,老大!”

jiefeixiaodimenbuganfanbo,fuqibeilinfengchuaifeideneiren,zhijieshangletamendemianbaoche,huiliuliudeliqu。

就这样走了?

zhouweideweiguanzheyilianjinge。

这特么是劫匪吗?

jiuzheiyangbeihepaole,zheidanziweimianyetaixiaoledianba?

“laoda,neixiaozishishenmeren?zanmenweishenmeyaopata?”

mianbaocheshang,yimingjiefeixiaodizhaixiaheisetou,yilianbugandekanzhetadelaodawendao。

qitaxiaodiyedoukanzhetamendelaoda,yiliandemangran。

gangcaineixiaozishinengda,keshitamenrenduoa,erqieshenshanghaidaiyoujiahuo,ruguozhendedaqilai,yeweibijiandebushitadeduishou!

jiefeilaodakanzhejimingxiaodibufuqideyangzi,lenghengyishengshuodao:“jiupingnimenneixiesanjiaomaodegongfu,haixianggentada?zhenyaoshidongqishoulai,womenzheixierenmeiyouyigenenggouzaitashouxiazouguoyizhao!”

“a?!laoda,nirenshita?”lingwaiyimingjiefeixiaodi,huyidao。

“burenshi。”jiefeilaodayaoleyaotou,yilianningzhongdeshuodao,“nimengangcaimeiyoukandaotadeyanshen,zhenshitaikepale,neiganjuejiuhaoxiangshiganggangcongsirenduilipachulaiyiyang……”

死人堆?

chelidejiefeitingdaozheisangezi,tongshidaoxileyikouliangqi。

……

suyatongzaijiefeizouhou,xianshikanleyixiasujiaojiao,quedingtameiyoushoushangyihou,caiqianzhetadeshoulaidaolelinfengdemianqian。

“谢谢。”

suyatonglvleyixiaeqianlingluandexiufa,yilianzhenchengdekanzhelinfengshuodao。

gangcailinweishike,meiyouyigerenganzhanchushenlai,weiduzheigemeiyoubeitadangchengnanrendenanrentingshenerchu,jiutamenjiemeituoxian。

tazheiyishengxiexie,shifazineixinshenchuzuizhenchengdeganxie。

“gege,xiexieni,ruguobushinidapaolehuairen,jiaojiaokenengjiuyaobeizhuazoule。”

sujiaojiaotaizhelvexianqiaocuidexiaoliankanzhelinfeng,yanshenzhizhongchongmanlechongbai。

“nimeiyoushoushangjiuhao。”linfengfumoleyixiaxiaoguniangdetou,zuijiaoweiweishangyang,xiaozheshuodao,“haole,gegeyaozoule,zaijian。”

jichangchuxianbangjiadeshiqing,kendinghuiyourenbaojing,suansuanshijianjingchachabuduoyekuaidaole,linfengxiangzaijingchagandaozhiqianlikaizheili。

走了?

苏雅彤微微一怔。

tahenzhenchengdexianglinfengdaoxie,kelinfengliankandoumeikantayiyan,zhishigensujiaojiaoshuoleyijuhuabianyaozou。

“bengunianghaodaiyeshihuabeishiyoumingdemeinv,tapingshenmeliankandoubukanbenguniangyiyan?”

suyatongqingyaozhexiazuichun,beiganweiqu,tamoyangjiuxiangxishipengxin,rangrenxinshengyoulian。

“dagege,nineng……ninengdengyixiazaizouma?”

linfengganggangzhuanshen,shenhoubianchuanlailesujiaojiaodaizhezhandoudeshengyin,likebianzhuzutinglexialai,zhuanguoshenqu,faxiansujiaojiaozhengyongyizhongkewangdeyanshenkanzheziji。

“neige……woyijingtongzhiwobabale,tamashangjiuhuiguolai,ninengbunengzaizheilipeiyixiawomeimei……ta……tahaoxiangyoudianhaipa。”suyatongyilianwuzhudekanzhelinfengshuodao。

tatianshenglizhi,huabeishizhuiqiutadegongzigejiaqilaijiusuanmeiyouyigelian,zhishaoyeyoujigepaineimeduo,pingshizouzaidajieshang,huitoulvjianzhikeyishuobaifenbai,xianglinfengzheiyang,liankandoubuduokantayiyanderen,tahaizhenshitouyiciyudao。

ruguobushixianchangshizaizhaobudaodiergekeyijitamenjiemeidailaianquanganderen,tazhenbuxiangzhaolinfengbangmang。

“好吧。”

linfengkandaosujiaojiaoyiliantantedebiaoqingheneiyishuangwuzhudeyanmou,burenrangtashiwang,diantoudayingxialai。

“谢谢哥哥。”

sujiaojiaotingdaolinfengtongyipeizijidengdaobabaguolai,xiaolianshangtantebuandebiaoqingshunjianxiaoshibujian,kaixinxiangtazouleguoqu。

linyatonggenzaizijimeimeishenhou,duobuzouleguoqu。

“gege,wojiaosujiaojiao,nijiaoshenmemingzia?”sujiaojiaozoudaolinfengmianqian,angzhetoutaizheyizhangjingzhidexiaoliankaikoushuodao。

“wojiaolinfeng。”linfengdao。

“linfenggege,niyounvpengyoulema?”sujiaojiaokanzhelinfeng,jixuwendao。

“zheige……haimeiyou。”linfengyaoleyaotoushuodao。

“taihaole!”sujiaojiaotingdaolinfenghaimeiyounvpengyou,xiaolianshangbumanlexingfenzhise。

嗯?

linfengkandaosujiaojiaodebiaoqing,weiweiyizheng。

xiaoyatouzheishishenmeyisi?

womeiyounvpengyou,tazenmekanqilaizheimejidong?

suyatongtongyangyilianhuyidekanzhezijidemeimei,bumingbaitaweihehuituranzheimekaixin。

然而——

sujiaojiaojiexialaidehua,rangsuyatongjiaoxiayigejulie,chadianmeishuaidaozaidishang。

“linfenggege,neiwokeyizuonidenvpengyouma?”

sujiaojiaozhangzhangdejiemaohushanhushande,yiduiliangjingjingdeyanzhudiliuliudezhuanzhe,fangfoxishuilidexingxingyibanmingliang。

“噗!”

linfengwenyan,renbuzhufachuyishengchixiao,suyatongzeshimianseyichen,lengshengshuodao:“jiaojiao,luanshuoshenme?zheidoushicongnaxuede?”

“jie,wogendianshilixuedea?zanmenshangcikandianshideshihou,bushiyouyigenvshengbeinanshengjiuleyihou,jiuzuoleneinanshengdenvpengyouma?”sujiaojiaoyilianhuyidekanzhelinyatongshuodao。

“dianshilidenvshengduoda?nicaiduoda?”linyatongbengzhelianwendao。

“yeduie。”sujiaojiaoruoyousuosideshuodao,“wonianlingtaixiaole,jiusuanyaozuolinfenggegedenvpengyou,tayebuhuidayingde。”

“nihaizhidaoninianlingxiaoa?yihouneizhongdianshibuyaozaikanle!”suyatongchenshengshuodao。

“nijiejieshuodebucuo,neizhongdianshijuhaishidengnizhangdalezaikanba。”linfengmoleyixiasujiaojiaodetoufa,xiaozheshuodao。

“wonianlingxiao,bunengzuolinfenggegedenvpengyou,keshijiejiekeyia!”sujiaojiaozhalezhashuiwangwangdedayanjing,haoxiangfaxianxindaluside。

linfenghesuyatongwenyan,tongshiyizheng,youqishisuyatong,meiyanjuelundelianshang,likefuqileliangduohongyun。

“linfenggege,nikan,zheijiushiwojiejiesuyatong,tapiaoliangba?rangtazuonidenvpengyouzenmeyang?”sujiaojiaosihumeiyoufaxiansuyatongdeyichang,zhijiekaikouxianglinfengwendao。

“e……zheige……”linfengbuzhidaozenmehuidasujiaojiaodewenti,ershizhuantoukanleyiyansuyatong。

tashizhangdepiaoliang,jingzhidewuguanzhirunenggongqiaojiangjingzhuoxikeyiban,zhaobuchuyidianxiaci。

chuidankepodejifuwanrudongtianlideaiaibaixue,fangfoyingeryibanxini,zaitaiyangguangxiayinyuesanfazheyisidandandeguangze。

shencaigaotiao,youqishiliangtiaodazhangtui,bizhieryouyuanrun,tuotuodetuiwannian!

zheiyangdenvrenzuonvpengyou,juebishiwuketiaotiderenxuan!

zhishi,linfengdachouweibao,genbenmeiyouxinsifangzaizheixieernvqingzhangshang,zheiyeshizaifeijishang,youyiweidameinvzuozaitadeduimian,taliankandoumeiyouduokanyiyandeyuanyin。

“linfenggege,zenmeyang?wojiehaikeyiba?rangtazuonidenvpengyou,wobangnizhuidaota,zenmeyang?”sujiaojiaotaizhexiaolian,kanzhelinfengzaiciwendao。

“sujiaojiao,nizailuanshuohua,wojiubanidiuzaizheili,buguannile!”suyatongqiaolianfeihong,duizijidemeimeifachuleweixie。

这小丫头搞什么鬼?

zheishizaijinijiejieshaonanpengyouma?

zhuiqiunijiederen,paiqiduilaidoukeyiconghuabeishidedongwaihuanpaidaoxiwaihuanle,ninandaobuzhidaoma?

haizaizheilixiaqishenmehong?