di01zhang:miaolidehuxian
shenghuozainongcun,youhenduodejihui,suhuashuoyirenbujinmiao,liangrenbukanjing,sanrenbubaoshu。
zaiqingmingjizuneitian,wosaowanzufenhuijia,haizailushang,turanxiaqipiaopodayu,wozhihaozhaoleyichupomiaobibi。
jizumanghuoledabantian,bawoleidegouqiang,zaimiaolibiyuzheihuijiushuizhele。
shuolaiyeqiguai,dabaitianhaizuolegechunmeng。
menglidenvrenshengdeyanmeijuelun,shencaienaduozi,pizhewuheizhangfa,yixibaiyipiaopiao,jiuxiangshihualidexiannv。
woyiyouweijin,xinglaishidouzaiheheshaxiaoliukoushui。
danshitaiyan,jiuzhuyidaosimiaoliyouzuoshenxiang,shenxiangrenshenhulilian,mianrongzhengning,zhengzhigougoudingzhewo。
genshenxiangduishiyan,dunshirangwoshuangyanyuandeng,naohaihongming,xinligedengleyisheng。
wozheishilaidaohuxianmiaole!
wojiaochunan,shizhutoucunren,huxianmiaojiugaizaiwomencundehoushan。
但是。
zaiwomencun,huxianmiaoshiwomencundejindi。
xiaoshihoutingcunlidelaorenjiang,zailiushinianqian,cunlifashengleyijianhenqiguaideshi,cunlidecunmin,youduanshijianmeitiandouyourentiaohe。
yaoshigebiedecunmin,zheishidaoyezhengchang。
danshicunlideren,jiuxiangshizhonglexieyang,haoduanduande,jialimeinaomaodun,fuqijianyemeichaojia,meiwandouyourenxiangbukaiwanghelitiaobeiyansi。
接连发生了十连跳。
naochuzheimedadeshi,zheirangcunminhuangkongbuan,buguanshishei,douhendanxinxiayigejiushiziji,danyougedaoshichuxianle,laidaowomencun,jiujiejuelezheijianshi。
tafenfucunmin,zaihoushanjianyizuohuxianmiao,neimezheiyangdeguaishi,jiubuhuizaifasheng。
dangshicunminmeiyoubiedebanfa,zhihaosimadanghuomayi,wulunnannvlaoyou,quancunrenjitidouchudong,lianyegaileyizuohuxianmiao。
rangcunminyixiangbudao,zheishizhenyouqixiao。
diertianmeiyourenzaitiaohe。
yeyinweizheijianshi,huxianmiaobiandexianghuodingsheng,fangyuanshijiliwaicunderen,douwenxunqianlaiqidaoshaoxiang,xiwangnengdedaohuxianmiaodebiyou。
buguohaojingbuzhang,huxianmiaojiuchushile。
womencundeliulaoliu,shigewushiduosuidelaoguanggun,zaihuxianmiaoqidaoshaoxianghualebushaoqian,jiushixiwanghuxianxianling,nengrangtazhaogenianqingpiaoliangdexifu。
danshishiyuyuanwei,shaoxiangbaihuxiansannian,tarengjiuhaishiguanggun。
erqiedaotieleyibixianghuoqian。
zheishixiangxiang,jiurangtamanduzihuo,helejibeijiuxiadu,jiulaihuxianmiaofajiufeng,huyanluanyu,shenmezanghuadouganshuo,hainagongtaishangdegongpinchi,shenzhizaishenxiangshangsalepaoniao。
jieguojiuchushile,tianjiangleidian,qingtianbairibeihuohuopisile。
liulaoliubeipisizaimiaoqian,rangtajialirenhenfennu。
tamenjiawuxiongdi,liangjiemei,bugucunmindequanzu,yibahuojiujianghuxianmiaojidianle,haihaocunminjiuhuojishi,huxianmiaozhibeishaohuileyiban。
buguodaolediertian,liulaoliudexiongdijiemei,fenfenyiwaishenwang。
genliulaoliuyang,douzaoleipiside。
死得很惨。
hunshenbeipidejiaohei,pikairouzhan,meiyouyikuaiwanzhengderou,jiuxianggoukendeyangxibalan。
yijiarenzhengzhengqiqide,yigedoumeiyouluoxia。
naolezheimedadeshi,dajiadoushuoshihuxianmiaolidehuxianzaihairen,congciwanghou,xianghuoduanjin,zaiyemeiyourenganlaihuxianmiaoqidaoshaoxiang。
youqishiwomencundecunmin,kandaohuxianmiao,doushiraodaoerxing。
gengshidingzhucunlidehaizi,buzhunjiejinguxianmiao。
shigeduonian,huxianmiaochedibeihuangfei。
danshimeiyouxiangdao,wozheicixilihutude,paodaohuxianmiaolaibiyule,xiangdaocunlidezhongzhongchuanshuo,dunshihedewobuqing,etoudouzhimaolenghan。
erqiekanzheneizuoshenxiang,zongganjueyizhizaidingzhewokan。
zheibawodingdemaogusongrana。
huanglihuangzhang,satuijiuyaopao,danshizoudaomiaomenqian,woxianglexiangjiubatuiyousuolehuiqu。
头上三尺有神明。
youxieshiqing,ningkexinqiyou。
wowuyijianchuangjinlehuxianmiao,yaoshifanleshenmejihuikebudele。
tizhezhulan,yingzhetoupilaidaoleshenxiangqian。
henjinzhangkanyanshenxiang,wojiunachugongpin,baizaipojiudegongzhuoshang,younachuxiangzhudianranchashang,ranhouhaishaoleduizhiqian。
gonggongjingjingbailesanbai,wocaiduoduosuosuolikaihuxianmiaochaocunlizouqu。
我是单亲家庭。
fuqinsidezao,zaiwoshisuishijiulikaile,shiwomuqinhanxinrukujiangwofuyangzhangda。
tidaowofumu,cunlichangyourenzaibeihoushuosandaosi。
cunminshuowomuqinbushiren。
wofuqinnianqingshijialiqiong,xiangtaoxifumeiyouqian,tamailefutangchaodehuaguazaichuangtou,jieguobanyexinglai,chuangqianduolegenianqingpiaoliangdenvren。
danshizheizhongshi,woshibandiandoubuxiangxin。
huidaocunlishi,wofaxiancunlikongdangdangde,cuntoudaoshihenrenao,jujizheyouyiduiren。
wohaoqizhangwang,zheishiliudazhuluguo,batahanzhuwobianwendao:“dazhu,cuntoushaqingkuanga,zenmeweizheneimeduocunmin?”
“chunannizheishijizuganghuilaia?wozhengyaozhaonini。”
kanyanwoshoulidezhulan,liudazhucaijidongshuodao:“jintianliutufuqujizu,zaihoushanjianlezhihulihuilai,tingshuoshizuowandaleibeipiside,yaobuyaoyikuaiguoqukankan?”
wotingzheyaotoujujue,mashangjiutaiyangluoshanle,wodehuijiajimuqinzuofan。
zaishuoyizhihuliyoushahaokande?
xiangwomenzheizhongxiaoshancun,sizhoudoushihuangshanyeling,huhuangbailiuhuizheixiedongwu,keyishuoshisuichukejian,youqishihuangshulang,changjincunlaitoujichi。
“neizhihulibuyiyang。”
jiujianliudazhuyoushuodao:“gangcaiwojiuqukanle,getouyougouneimeda,liutufujianhuilai,zhengzaicuntoumaini,yaoshinengbianyidian,wodouxiangmaixiadunhulirouchi。”
“gouneimedadehuli?”
wohenchayidao:“zheizhendejiadea,dazhunimeiyoupianwoba?”
“我骗你做啥啊?”
gouqilewodehaoqixin,genzheliudazhu,laidaocuntou,kandaoliutufujianlaideneizhihuli,zheshihelewoyidatiao。
liudazhumeipianwo,zhenyouchengnianlaogouneimedadegetou。
haishizhipimaoxuebaidehuli。
shoushangbuqing,shenshangxuelinlinde,xuebaidepimao,henduodifangdoushijiaoheide。
zheishizaoleipiliuxialaidehenji。
danshizheizhihulihaimeisi,yanyanyixishangyouhuxi,pangdashenquhaizaizhandong,tangzaidimian,chuanchuleruoyouruowudeaihaosheng。
zixidaliangyan,zheirangwokandezhenjing。
zheimedayizhihuli,bieshuoshiwo,jiushicunlilaobei,yeshidiyikandaoguo,cikeyigegedouzhenjingbuyi。
danshicunmindeyanli,henduorengengduodeshijihui。
bijingzailiushinianqian,huxianmiaodeshi,keshinaodefeifeiyangyang。
“doubiezhikanrenaoa。”
huanguyancunmin,liutufuhanxiaodao:“wubaikuai,zheizhihulisheiyao,meiyourenmai,wokejiukanghuijiazijidunzhechidiaolea。”
“tufushubianyidiana。”
liudazhujidongdao:“yibaikuaiqian,wojiubazheizhihulimaile。”
“ququ......”
liutufuhuishoubuleyidao:“gouyangdadehuli,yibaikuaixiangmaizou,huijiachinideluobubaicaiqu,yitiantiandexiangshani,bianyijingranzhandaowoshenshanglaile。”
“meiyouwubaikuai,nixiangdoubiexiang!”
“liutufunibieluanlai。”
cunlideliuxiazi,zhuzheguaizhang,zhanzhanweiweizouguolai,“zheizhihulimaibude,gengchibudea,ganjinjiangtafangshengle。”
“laodongxinishuoshani。”
tingdaozheihua,liutufuqinaodao:“yaowofangsheng,nishibushishenjingbinga?”
duidailiuxiazi,tahenbuzunzhong。
zhuyaoshiliuxiazi,wuerwunvshigelaoguanggun,youshigeliushilaisuidelaoren,ziranshimeifangzaiyanli。
“我这是为你好。”
liuxiazikukoupoxinxiangquan,“zheizhihuli,henyoukenengjiushihuxianmiaodehuxian。”
“还狐仙呢?”
liutufubudanghuishimadao:“laodongxinibiezaizheilizhuangshennonggui,zheishishangnayoushenmehuxian,lingwaiyebiejiwotiliushinianqianneijianshi。”
“liulaoliuyijia,fenmingshizuoleshenmequedeshi,caihuiyijiazizaoleipiside,xiangnahuxianhehuwo,nihehuxiaohaini?”
“我没有骗你。”
liuxiazitanlekouqi,zuihoushuodao:“shihuagennishuoba,zuowanhuxiantuomengjiwole,yaowojintianlaijiuta,tufunikebiezaihuxian,burannihuirelaidamafande。”
“huxianhaituomengjinilea?”
liutufuheheerxiaodao:“woshuolaodongxi,zenmeburanghuxianxianling,jinizhaogexifuni,qiaoqiaoni,zheidoudaleyibeiziguanggunlea。”
zheihuashuochukou,henduocunmindoubeidoulele,chaoxiaoqileliuxiazi。
“aiyo,nizheichushenghaigangenwodengyan?”
qiaoyanjiaoxiadehuli,liutufufaxianyijingzhengkaishuangyan,zhengshuangmoumaozhelvguangdengzheta,luchuxionghenmoyang。
zheirangtakanzhe,huiwuzhetiechanjiuyaozhaohuguoqu。
“别杀狐仙!”
liuxiazijiaojidahan,fenglebanchongleguoqu。
“laodongxinilaijinglebushi?”
laogebolaotuideliuxiazi,zhijiejiubeiliutufutuidaozaidi,chaozhetiechandao:“jintianlaozijiupianpianbuxinxie,jiusuanzheichushengzhenshizhihuxian,laoziyeyaozaizhechidiao,tahainengfanletianbucheng?”
啪!
yitiechanxiaqu,xuejiandangchang,hulinaodaijiubeipaidexiangxiguayanglan。
可怜啊。
zheizhihulibenlaihaihuozhe,meiyoubeileipisi,daoshirangliutufujipaisile,napasishidouhenbuganxin,aoaoliangshengyichuyikouxianxue,liangtuidengledengcaisiqu。
“jiranwubaikuaiqianmeirenmai,laoziwotuohuijiadunhulirouchiqu!”
linqisiqudehuli,liutufuxiaomimiyangzhangerqu。
henduocunminkanzhe,dunshidouyanhongle,bijingneimedayizhihuli。
danshiwubaikuaihaishidaguile。
“ni…nizheishizaizaoniea。”
liuxiaziqidechuihuzidengyan,beifentianyingdao:“zijizaoniejiusuanle,haiyaohaideyijiarengenzhezaoyang,niliutufu,jiuzhunbeiguancaishoushiba。”
“xiaziyeye,nijiuneimequeding?”wofutaqilai,renbuzhuwendao。
“年轻人你不懂。”
liuxiazitandao:“shasihuxianshihuizaobaoyingde,tamenjiahuisijue,yigedoupaobudiao!”