第1章 赘婿侍寝

“junyaoyan,nijiwogunchuqu!”

“meicirangnisihou,nidoushizheifuyaosibuhuodeyangzi,biewangle,nishiruzhuidaowosijiade。”

yigenvrenbinglengdeshengyinchuanlai,junyaoyanzhengkaiyanjingzheishishenmeqingkuang?tazheishizaihechu?

tazhengkaishuangyan,yingruyanliandeshiyigeshenchuanbaiseyifudenvzi,nvzizhanzaitadeshenqian,feipangyongzhong,yilianhengrou,lengmodekanzhejunyaoyan。

“feiwu,yaoniheyong?”nvrenlengxiaoyisheng。

“chiwode,zhuwode,huawodeyinzi,haisihoubulewo。”

nvzideshengyinhencier,chongmanlebuxie。junyaoyanyouxiemengle,ruzhui?chiruanfan?

tatangtanglanlingxiuzhe,shenbianhecengshaoguozhuiqiuzhe,zhiyaohuihuishou,dounengrangneixienvrenanqianmahoudesihouziji,zenmekenengruzhui?jianzhishixiaohua!

nvzikanzhejunyaoyandeyanzhuzhuandong,rutongzhutiyibanjudadebazhangluozaijunyaoyandelianshang,zhijiebajunyaoyandadaozaidi。

kanzhemianqiandediban,shoubeishangdeyuqingyinji,moshengdejiyiyongrunaohai,junyaoyanzuijiaoyichou。

这里是…人境。

他!重生了!

zheilishisanzhongjingdezuidiceng,renjing,lingqijishao,jiushishimeimenkouzhongchangchangshuoqideniaobulashi,nvxingyipangweimeidedifang?

zuoweidijinglanlingxiuzhe,junyaoyanzuihoudejiyishitazaijinglipojiuxiaoleijieshi,beimujingtianneigewangbadanansuan,disandaoleifazhijiejisuiletaderoushen,rangtashensidehuamian。

haozaifenxinzhoubaozhuleyisicanhunzaishijianpiaodang,kehendeshi,mujingtianjingranzaitasihou,duizijideweihunqisuyingxiashoule,neibukanrumudehuiyi。

rangtaxiangyaofankang,xiangyaoduoshetarenderouti,yebuzhidaoshishenmeyangdeliliang,batadecanhunyindaolezheijushentili。

zheigenianqingrenyejiaojunyaoyan,shijunjiadeyigefeiwu,chuleyanzhihaokan,nengdanggehuaping,biewutayong。

junjiayusijiashishijiao,sijianveryizhianliantademeise,zhongyu,zaijunyaoyanshiqisuideshihou,junjiachuxianleyigelingxiuzhe。

weilemaixiyoudedanyaolaipeiyanglingxiuzhe,juran,batamaidaolesijiazuoshangmennvxu,ersijia,jilejunjiawuqianjinzuoweicaili。

jianzhishiyibitianwenshuzi!

silinglongfeipangyongzhong,danhaozaitounaojingming,zuoshihenla,jieshousijiadechazhuanghou,fanershirangsijiadechayeshengyizuodaolegongbuyingqiudedibu,bingqiejiangchazhuangdeguimokuodaleshubei,fendiankaibianbunuoguomeiyigechengzhen,keweishangyeguicai。

junyaoyanzuoleshangmennvxu,zhifuzenaqianhuijunjia,zaisijiajiadangyigexijinhuaping。

danyeyinweimeiyoushenmeyongchu,suoyizaisijiashenfendiwei,bushoudaijian。

meicisilinglongrangtashiqin,takanjianneiyituodaroujiuhaipazhiji,bushiheyun,jiushibeiyayun,wanquanmanzubulesilinglong。

gangkaishisilinglonghaikaolvtadeganshou,keshidaohoumian,bushidamajiushichuai,junjiadezhuyilidouzailingxiuzheshenshang,sihaogujibudaota,tajiushigebeipaoqideqizi。

zheici,silinglongzhiyiyaotashiqin,qiangxingyaxia,zhijiebazheixiaoziyaguixile,zuibiequdesifa,meiyouzhiyi。

zaixinglaiyijinghuanlelinghun,beijunyaoyanzhanjulequqiao。

zheiruobujinfengdeshenzi,junyaoyanmanmandexianqi,yeba,jiurangbenzuntinihuoxiaqu,jiaoxunjiaoxunzheixieshiliyanba!

“sihouni,woneishiyouxinwuli,chibubao,meitili。”

junyaoyanzhanqishenzi,kanlekanyanqiande“linglong”qizi,buyuedekaikouhechi。

genjujiyi,junyaoyanguodebingbuhao,chideburuxiaren,neiyoushenmejihuizhangdeshenqiangtizhuang。

“jiranzheiyang,jiujilaoniangchi。”

silinglongkanzhejunyaoyan,youxieyiwaitadeyingqi,buguo,tadehuacaishizhongzhongzhizhong,youxinwulima?tashibushiyexiangheta…

“jiwoyigeyuedeshijian,woyidingrangnimanyi。”

“十天!”

“hao,jiushitian,shitiannei,nibuxuqiangpowo。”

“ruoniganpianwo,wojiubanifangdaoyaozilimianqu。”

junyaoyandanrandediantou,naqiyipangdewaiyi,likailesilinglongdefangjian,gangchufangmen,junyaoyanjiuyongshoumolemozijidelianjia,nima,zheiniangmenshoujingyetedale!

溜了溜了…

silinglongkanzhejunyaoyandebeiying,jintiandetazenmerucibuyiyang,pingriweiweinuonuo,danxiaopashideta,jinye,queyouleyigunanrenqigai,daoshirangtaguamuxiangkan。

haijidediyicikanjiantadeshihou,tashijunjiadedizi,quebeiyigebitaxiaoshuziqifu,jianzhifeiwudaolejidian。

tabuguoyonglewuqianjin,junjiajiuhaoxiangdiupolanyiyangbajunyaoyandiujileta,feiwuyiyangdejiazu,haizhenshibiezhiwangyoushenmehaohuo。

jiulianshiqindoubuhui,wonangfeiyige,shitianhou,xiwangnenggoujitayidianjingxiba!

“shitian?kanlai,wodezhaobiedelezi。”

silinglongdeyanjingyizhuan,chuanshangyifu,jingguoxiangdao,zoudaolingwaiyigefangjian。

junyaoyangenjujiyi,huidaolezijidexiaoyuanzilimian,zacaocongsheng,wudingpolou,silinglongyouquanyoushi,bushaomingmenwangzudouxiangcongtashenshanglaohaochu,songlebushaonanchong,yizhiyu,tazhinengbeifenpeidaorucipolanzhidi。

dakaifangmen,junyaoyanlikezoudaojingzipang,kanzhezhongqidelianjia,yanzhongmaochuyigushayi,chouniangmen,xiashouneimehen。

buxing,tabixujinkuaixiulian,zaizheigeniaobulashidedifang,zhiyouchengweilingxiuzhe,caiyouyixizhidi,fouze,chizaobeizheichouniangmenyouyiciwansile。

yaozi,kuizheigechouniangmenxiangdechulai,tatangtanglanlingxiuzhe,shuoshenmeyebunengbeimaidaoyaozilimianqudangchongwu。

“kao,bushiba,zhenshijianledabianyile,juranshikonglingmai。”

xiangyaochengweixiuzhe,bixuyongyouxiantianlingmai,lingmaijuyuxinmai,zhongleibuyi,xiuliangongfayecunzaixianzhi,junyaoyantineideshikonglingmai,keyixiuliansuoyougongfa,dengtongkaiguadecunzaia!

“haizhenshitianwujuerenzhilu。”

buguoshisuiyikanleyixiashibushilingxiutizhi,jiubachuyigekonglingmai。

junjiaderenshiyanxialema,rucilingxiutizhibuzhongdianpeiyang,juranhaimaile,gaishuojunjiaxiani?haishi**ni?

junyaoyanpanxizuozaichuangshang,kaishiningshenjuqi,lianxushileshijici,junyaoyanzhongyufangqile。

“ai,haizhenshiniaobulashidedifang,lianyisisilingqidoumeiyou。”

junyaoyantuifeidedaozaichuangshang,wunaidewangzhetoudingdeliangzhu,zenmebanni?shitian,tajiusuanyanghaoshenzi,yeganbuguoneigesiponiangba!

zenmebana!nandaozhendeyaoyishenxiangxu,buyaoa!kanjianneishenfeibiaodouxiangtule!

paokaineigeexindenvren,junyaoyandenaohaizhong,huiyideshiweihunqisuyingbeineibeibixiaorensilieyifudehuamian,gaisidemujia,wodingyaorangnimenquanzupeizang。

ye,anjingdekepa,junyaoyanjiujiubunengrushui,liangyanwushendezhengzhe。

dierri,tianweiliang,menkouchuanlaiqiaomensheng。

“guye,zaoshanlaile。”

junyaoyandakaifangmen,yigeqingxiudeyatou,jiaozuohuaixin,shijunyaoyande“peijiayahuan”。

tanshenmesihou,shuobaile,buguoshijunjiapaiguolailaoqiande“mache”,junyaoyancongsilinglongneilidedaodeshangciyijiyueyin,doushijiaojizheigehuaixintouyunjijunjiade。

“guye,jinridezaoshan,keshijiazhuteyifenfude。”

hongshaozhuzhouzi,qingzhengsijiaobie,kaoyangtui…

zheixie…kedoushidabuzhiwu!

silinglong,haizhenshiyouxinle!

“guye,ganjinchiba,chilehaiyaoquzhangguanjianeililingzheigeyuedeyueyin。”

huaixinzuozaizhuomianshang,sihaobulihuijunyaoyan,ziguzidenaqizhuzhouzikenleqilai,neiyangzi,jiuhaoxiangesiguiyiyang。

junyaoyanlengyankanzhehuaixin,jiyizhong,zheisiyatoumeishaozhangzhejunjiakonghejunyaoyan,songlaidechishi,keshidaduodoubeizheige**chilequ。

“我出恭。”

“yigeruzhuidefeiwu,pishibushao。”

huaixinbumandezaixinlianzichaofeng,mianrongqueshiyiliandexiaoyi。

“姑爷快去快回。”

junyaoyancongchuangshangqilai,jingzhichaozhewaimianzouqu,huaixinzekaixindechizhe,shubuzhi,junyaoyanqudefangxiang,yuchugongdefangxiangwanquanbutong。

junyaoyanhaiweijinrudating,jiutingdaolesilinglongneiexindeshengyin。

“xiaoyi,zuowanbiaoxianbucuo,duochidian!”

junyaoyanlengmodeyixiao,taijiaozourudating,zaisilinglongdeshenpang,zuozhesigeyingjunshaonian,tamendeshenxingtige,biqijunyaoyan,qianghanlebuzhidaoduoshao。

junyaoyanzhijiehushilezhongrenyihuodemuguang,zoudaolezhuomiandepangbian,zuozaidengzishang,yizhijiaofangzailingwaiyibadengzishang。

shenshounaqizhuomiandechishi,buguxingxiangdechileqilai,zhouweidenanchongzhijiemengle,zheigedanxiaopashidefeiwu,keshiconglaibuyutamenyizhuode。

“jiazhu,nikanta,chideduonankan,kanbatahongzouba。”

“shia,duoyingxiangshiyu。”

yikaozaisilinglongpangbiandenanzikaishijiaodididekaikou,yindejunyaoyanyishendejipigeda。

“闭嘴。”

junyaoyanbashouzhongchishengxiadejigutouchaozhexiaoyidenaodaidiuleguoqu,zhengzhongtadezuiba。

xiaoyiqidezhanqishenzi,nubukeedekanzhejunyaoyan,zheigewonangfei,juranganrengtajigutou。

“家主,你看他。”

“你怎么来了?”

silinglonghaodaiyeshishangyenvbawang,gaiyoudeqichang,sihaoburuo,junyaoyanzhilengmodehuilejigezi。

“zaoshanbeigouchile,e。”

silinglongyeshilaomoushensuanderen,zenmekenengbuzhidaojunyaoyandesuoyan,jingguozuowandeshiqing,takeshirangchufangteyiweijunyaoyanzhunbeishanshi。

kanlai,shineigebuzhangyande,touchile。

“那就把狗杀了。”

“也好。”

junyaoyanlengmodekaikou,haidiandiantou,shifenzantongsilinglongdezuofa。