第1章

ganggangjieshuyitiandexingcheng,wozuozaicheshangxiuxi,tuodiaolegaogenxie,wokaishishuaweibo。

jingjirenwangjietixingwobugaikandebiekan,jintianwangshangliqiyoudianzhong。

wodiankaiweiboresou,diyitiaojiushihewoyouguande。

#程芙尔土鳖#

zheigecitiaowoketaishuxile,shitianliyoubatianwodounengkanjian。

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zheigerensheheihongheihongde,gongsijiubukenbangwozhaile。

daozhixianzaizongyishangdanfanyoulongxiadechuxian,jiuyouwotubiechengfuerdedanmupiaoguo。

wangjieshiyiwojixuwangxiakanresou。

#程芙尔旅游综艺#

yuanlaishiwozhiqianjiedeyidanglvyouzongyi,ganghaozaijintianguanxuanlejiabin。

youwodeduijiaxuxiaoyue,haiyouwodeqingmeizhumaqisheng。

guanboaitelejiweijiabin,pinglunquneishixiangdangrenao。

「baqianjin**、shijiagongzigeheyigetubiefangzaiyikuaierqulvyou,gaibuhuiyinweiyuyanbutongdaqilaibahahaha!」

「zheiciyouyaodaizhetubiequjianshimianle。」

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「weiquwomenjiayueyuele,haidedaizhetubiequlvyou。」

womeizaikanxiaqu,suoxingguanleshouji,bimuyangshen。

danwomeixiangdao,qishengjuranyehuijiezheidangzongyi。

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zhiyuxuxiaoyue,zheirenxiangdiaoqisheng,danshizhongweisui。

jiuzhinenggenzai**houmianlekejingerzhuile。

qishengyeshi,haohaodeqishijituanzongcaibudang,pianyaojinquandanggeshou。

neinianshujia,womenbenlaishiyaojingongsishixide,jieguowofaxianlezijixihuanyanxi,tafaxianzijiyouchanggedetianfu。

lianggerenqianhoujiaojinleyulequan,danfengpingqueshiliangjifenhuade。

tashirenshuaigehaoyoucaihuadejinyuxigaolengnangeshou,erwoshimeijianguoshimiandetubienvxing。

tawenwoyouzheimehaodedaixinlvyoudejihuiweishenmebujiaota,haodaiwomenhaishiqingmeizhuma。

wohuifu:「wopawodesixinbeinidefensimabaole。」

「……」

tayoufalaixiaoxi:「haodainiyezougeqianjinrenshea,tubierensheshishenmehenxinqidezhaoshuma?weishenmebuchengqingyixia。」

「wusuowei,zaizheigequanziliwoyedaibuleduojiu。」

「haiyoujiachanhaidengwoqujichengni。」