第三章 你真是个节简的人

disanzhangnizhenshigejiejianderen

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takebuxiangxialeshan,haiyaoguoneiyangderizi。

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“nandao,tashuodeshizhende?”

talianmangjiuyaoleyaotou,fanzhengtashibuxinde。

taxiaodao:“mingongdage,shenmeqingnangyisheng,buguojiushichaozuochulaideeryi,nihaizhenxina?”

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“呃......”

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“没油了!”

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“咔嚓。”

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songyuexilianmangjiuduojinlechelimian。

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“zanmenhaishiganjinzouba,neilihaoxiangyougexiaowu。”qinzhangshengzhizhebuyuanchu,yumuzhongdeyichuheiying,xiangtatixingdao。

songyuexidianlediantou,zhinengyaoyaxiachele。

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“嘭。”

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zhijianqinzhangshengjiangbeizhededabaoguojirengle。

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qinzhangshengjingranjiuzheimerengle?

qinzhangshengjiangjiaocongnikenglibalechulai,jiantadaizhideyangzi,jieshidao:“beizhetaizhongle,buhaozou。”

songyuexixiumeideliandanshangdoushibukesiyi,jiannanwendao:“nibaolineimeduoqian,nibuyaole?nizheiyetailangfeileba?”

qinzhangshengyihuoleqilai,shuodao:“jiuyibaiduowandelinghuaqianeryi,youshenmelangfeide?”

songyuexichediwuyule,ganjueqinzhangshengnaozishibushiyoumaobing。

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baoguohenzhong,tayishijianjingrantibuqilai。

jiantaruci,qinzhangshengzhinengshijiangbaoguonaleguolai,zijibeizhe,wunaishuodao:“haishiwolaiba。”

tahenwunai,bujiushiyidianqianma?songyuexijingranhaiqujian。

yibianzou,tayibianxiangsongyuexipeifudao:“nizhenshigejiejianderen,yibaiwandiaodishang,jingranhaihuiqujian,woyihoudexiangnixuexi,zuoyigeqinjianjieyuederen。”

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tingdaotadehua,songyuexibuzhidaogaishuoshenmele。

yibaiwandiaodishang,sheibujian?

jiusuanshishijieshoufu,gujiyezuobudaowushiba?

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“啊!”

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“你没事吧?”

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“mei......meishi。”

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danjiuzaizheishi,yidaoshengyinxiangqi:“wobeiniguoquba。”

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“啊!”

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