第3章
“这么简单？”
lenglejimiao，jianghaojinxingdiercihuizhi，zheicitaxuanzehe‘tinghuafu’tongyijibiede‘yinshenfu’。
结果一样，成了！
erqiezheicisudumingxianjiakuailexuduo。
zhihoutayouchangshigenggaoyijide‘jingxiangfu’，jieguoyouchengle！
yushitagancuitiaozhangaolehaojigejibiede‘banshanfu’，jutanaohaizhongdechuanchengjiyisuojizai，banshanfuweinengjuda，yizhangxiaoxiaofulubiankebanshantianhai...zhikexigangkaishihuizhilejibi，tajiuleidedahanlinli，erqiedantianneidejinselingqixiaohaodejukuai，tajimangtingbi，zhongzhihuizhi。
“zheixiaohao，taikepale...”
jianghaoxiuxileshifenzhongcaihuanguojinglai，tayishidaoyizijimuqiandenengli，zanshihaiwufahuizhizheizhongweinengkepadefulu，yushijuedingfangqi，yihouzaishuo。
suihou，tabahuizhihaodefulufangjinkoudai，shoushileyixiacailiaolikaifangjian。
半小时后。
jianghaoxialegongjiaoche，jiaoxiabufajiakuaichaozheqianmiandexiaoquzouqu。
dengtazoudaoxiaoqumenkou，yiduifuqiganghaoconglimianchulai。
nanrenhenhendao：“zheiqunchusheng，lianyigebashiduosuidelaorenjiadoubukenfangguo，bushirengshejiushifanggouyao，tamenganzheizhongquedeshijiubupazaoleipima？”
nvrendalenanrenyixia，weinudao：“nijiwoxiaoshengdian，zheixieerenzanmenxiaolaobaixingrebuqide。”
“哎。”
nanrenzhangtankouqidao：“wotingshuozheilaorenjiayouyigetinghuadongshideguaisuner，danhaoxiangqianjigeyuefanleshijinjianyule，zheijiaxiangyiweimingdenaisunliang，mingtaikule...”
jianghaotingdaoneifuqiliangdeduihua，bianzhidaowuqinghezhangqianqianzheiduigounannvkendingyoulaiqifunainaile。
taxinjirufendechaozhexiaoqulikuangbenerqu。
jifenzhonghou，haijuliyiliangbaimi，tajiukandaomenkoujujileyiqunren，haiyinyinchuanlaiequandekuangfeisheng，yixiangdaonainaixianzaikenengbeiequanhehuaile，tafennudelianyachidoukuaiyaosuile。
tapinjinquanlikuangbenguoqu，zhijiebaweiguanderenqunzhuangkai。
“妈的，谁撞我？”
“sheia！meizhangyanjingma？”
beizhuangderennumazhekanxiangjianghao，erjianghaogenbenmeixinsilihuitamen，tademuguangzhijiesuodingzaidiezuozaidishang，yilianhuangkongwuzhu、shoujiaofadoudelaorenshenshang，erzheiweilaoren，jiushijianghaodenainai！
“奶奶！”
jianghaoshengyinzhandoudedahanleyisheng，tazhechongshangqianbanainaicongdishangfuleqilai。
jianghaodenainaimanshizhouwendelianshangjinghunweiding，tanulidezhengdayanjingkanzhejianghao，youxiebuganxiangxindeshenchuzhandoubuyideshoumozhejianghaodelian，zhanshengwendao：“xiaohaohao，nishiwodeguaisunerxiaohaohaoma？”
jianghaoyanleizhiliu，pinmingdiantoudao：“nainai，shiwo，woshixiaohaohao！”
“xiaohaohao，ni...zhongyuhuilailea。”jianghaodenainaijidongdebaozhejianghao，yankuangyijingshile。
“nainai，nindeshou...zenmele？”jianghaobukezhixindekanzhenainaideyoushou，shoubeishangxiangshibeishenmedongxiyingcheleyikuaipixialai，xianxueranhongleyixiu。
jinjiezhe，jianghaoshenhouchuanlaiyidaoshuxideshengyin。
“jianghao，nibushizaijianyuli？zenmechulaile？”
jianghaomengdihuitou，zhijianzhangqianqianzhengyiliannanyizhixindekanzheta。
pangbiandewuqingmeitouyizhou，caicedao：“nixiaoziyueyule？”
“nimenlianggeaiqiandaodechushengfanggouyaowonainai？”jianghaokanjianwuqingjiaobianyitiaojiroufadadeebaquan，biancaidaolenainaiyoushoushoushangdeyuanyin。
“shiyouzenmeyang？”wuqingyilianbuxiedepiepiezui。
“woyaoshaleni！”jianghaomuziyulie，hunshenfadou。
“jianghao，ninainaizheigelaobuside，zuotianpaodaowojiamawo，shuoshiwohainizuolaode，woxinqingbuhao，suoyijiujiaowushaopeiwozuodiankaixindeshi，woxianzaihaokaixinwo，gegege...”zhangqianqiankaozaiwushaoshenshang，yanzhezuijiaoxiao，suxiongyizhenzhandou。
“fanggouyaowonainai，zheishinisuoweikaixindeshi？”jianghaoshuangquansisijinwo。
“yaoninainaiyouzenmeyang？nilailezhenghao，wojiurangniqinyankanzhezijidenainaibeihuohuoyaosi。”wuqingshuoba，yilianchangkuangdeminglingjiaobiandeebaquan：“bawang，shang，yaositamen！”
bawangcongxiaobianshishengrouweiyang，suoyijiqixiongcan，wuqingyishenglingxia，hunshenjiroudebawangkuangjiaozhechongxiangjianghao。
“nainai，nizhanwenle。”
jianghaohuitoudingzhuyiju，ranhouzhudongyingxiangebaquan，zhongrenyiweijianghaoyaogenebaquandantiao，xinxiangzheibushizhaosima？
raner，jianghaoquecongkoudailitaochuyizhang‘tinghuafu’，dangebaquanzhangkaixuependakoupuyaoguolaideshihou，taceshenduokaidetongshiba‘tinghuafu’tiezaileebaquanshenshang，‘tinghuafu’shanguoyimojinguang，suijijiuxiangtangfenyushuijirongsideshunjianxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
jianghaozaidishanggunleliangxia，yankanxiongcandeebaquanpuxiangnainai，tajimanghandao：“ting！”
zhengjichibenpaodeebaquanturantinglexialai，ranhouyidongbudong。
“？”
wuqingjianzijiyishouyangdadebawang，jurantingyigewairendehua，tafennudeminglingdao：“bawang，biefadai，kuaiyaoa！”
yixiangtinghuadebawang，zheicijuranwushilewuqingdemingling。
“bawang，yaoa！”wuqinghoudao。
yankanbawanghaishibudong，wuqingqidehoucaoyadoukuaiyaosuile。
“biefeijingle，bururangwoshishi？”jianghaocongdishangzhanqilaipaizheshenshangdehuichendao。
“你？”
jianghaomuguangyileng，yaoyadao：“bawang，yaosizheiduigounannv！”
zhongle‘tinghuafu’deebaquanjuranzhendetingcongjianghaodezhiling，yanshenxionghendechongwuqinghezhangqianqianpuyaoguoqu，wuqingliansejubian，laibujisikaozijiyangdegouweishenmehuitingjianghaodehua，tajimangbashenpanghedefalengdezhangqianqiantuilechuqu...
“不要啊！！”
beidangzuodangjianpaidezhangqianqianfachuyishengjingkongjianjiao，xiayimiaojiubeixiongmengdeebaquanpudao，tajinghuangshicuodexiangbaebaquancongzijideshenshangtuikai，keebaquanjiuxiangzhelemoyiyang，yikouyaozaitadeshoubeishangfengkuangsiche，zuilibuduanfachuwuwusheng。
“tong...haotong...jiuminga！”
zhangqianqiandashenghujiu，keshenhoudewuqingquebuduanwanghoutui。
cishiebaquanfafengdeyangzi，liantazheigezhurendoudacongxindilifachu，tanaganshangqianjiuzhangqianqian？
duitalaishuo，zhangqianqiansi，zonghaoguozijisi。
“ni...xianchengzhu，woqubanjiubing。”
liuxiazheijuhua，wuqingzhuantoujiupao，weiguanderenqunxinzhongyizhenbishi，queyemeirenganchushengjifeng。
“wushaobiezou...jiuwoa...”
zhangqianqianjuewangdekanzhewuqingtaopaodeshenying，yanleidashilejingzhidelianpang...