“keke，suishounade，buzhidaoshenmeweidao，shangmianmeixie。”
liaoyichengfuyandiqingke，shunshouyidiu，jiangguozheheisesidaidebaozhuanghefangzailechajishang。
“e~zheiyangya~meixiedehuayaobu**laipaizhangtuchachakan？”
tangyinqishen，zuoshiquna，quebeihongzheliandeliaoyichengjiezhuleshenzi。
嗯？
zuotianhaitingdadande，zenmexianzaibianchenglechunqingdagougou？
buxingya，tadetianbahuozaijiabachai。
tangyinbanyanyanmou，wugudizhayan：“yichenggelan**maya~”
shiluludeheifasuiyisanluozaieqian，qinlvexingdeshixiankuangyebujidisaoguo，touluzheweixiandeqixi。
liaoyichengzhangqiduanlian，yishenjieshiyouxingdejirou，xiangbowuguanlidediaoxiang。
tangyinhuangruoweijueban，lazhudeguangmanghuminghuan，zhaoyingzailiangrenshenshang。
下一刻。
tangyinjingkongdekanxiangta，yandishuiwangwangde，manshizhenjingyubuzhisuocuo，yanshenhuanghu，shanquanbanqingchediyanmou，mengdongdeyangzi。
“zhenshikeliana，yinyinyoukule。”
jinjiezhe，tanannandao：“zhenhao，zainihunlidangtian，xinlangshi**。”
xianzaitajiushikaopanshanghongkaohoudezhishihongshu。
buzhidaoruhemianduiliaoyicheng，tangyinyongmaotanguochengyigexiaotuanzi，zaiditanshangdagun。
【tonger，nikeyichulailee。】
xitongtuikaidianzimen，shouliwozheyigedianzipingmushangxiahuadongzhe：【laileyinyin，nanerliaoyichengdehaogandu90%le！】
【好爽呀~】
【o_O，嗯？】
【zhenshiyichanghanchanglinlidebodou。】
【……】
【zhiqianyemeirengaosu**，renleidejuedouzheimekuaile。】
【Orz】
zheishi，xiaochajishangdeshouji**xiangqi，tangyinrudongleliangxiakaojin，laidianmingchengshi——‘laogong’
“jiea，zenmebujie。”
jidudeyudiaodaizhechaofeng，liaoyichengguntangdeshentitieleguolai，taqiangzoutangyinshoulideshouji，anxiajietingjian，xiangyouhuadong……
“yinyin，nizaina，yangguanjiashuonimeihuijia。”
qinhuanyixiangshenqingdesangyin，cishitingqilaiyouxiekebo。
“nishenmeshihouxuehuiyebuguisule？juranganbujiedianhua，haiyongfenshouweixie**，nizheiyangzuoduima？yinyin。”
qinhuanpaoyulianzhu，jujudoushizhiwen。
tasihaobuzaiyitangyinmaozhedayulikaihuibuhuishengbing，tazhixiangzewenyixiangguaiqiaodongshidenvyou，weishenmeganzhudongtifenshou。
tangyinzailiaoyichenghuaizhongmengdiyidou，xinzangfangfobeiwuxingdedashoujinnie，lianseshunjianbiandeshabai。
zaicitingdaoqinhuandeshengyin，tayiweizijikeyibuquzaiyi，quehaishibeitaqiandongqingxu，biandeweinuodanxiao。
“biezhuanglongzuoya，shuohua！”
dianhuaneitou，qinhuanrengzailishengzhiwen，yudiaotaigaolebushao。
hezeshenghedetangyinxianghousuolesuo，houlongxiangshibeishenmedongxiduzhule，fabuchuyisishengyin。
liaoyichengmeitoujincu，yandihuimingyipian，talianxidibaoqitangyinanfuta，ranhounaqishoujidakaikuoyin，tongshidiaoxiaoleyinliang。
tajuzheshoujiqinletadexiaolian，dishengdao：“you**zaiyinyin，biepa。”
tangyinshenxiyikouqi，jinmindeshuangchunzhongyuhuifudaozhuhong，taguqiyongqihanleyisheng：“**menfenshouba！yihoubiezailianxile，qinhuan。”
shuowan，taxiangshixielehunshendeliqi，pajinliaoyichenghuaizhongchouqi。
liaoyichengpaipaitadebei，jiezheqinleyixiatadeetou。
keaidexiaoluhaishijiaojiaorouroude，danbipingshiyouqishiduole。
zheiyangdeyinyin，tayehaoxihuan……
dianhualingyitoutingdunlejimiaozhong，xiayike，chuanlaileqinhuangengweifanzaodeshengyin：“tangyin，biezaiyongfenshoubipo**haoma？**shuoleyaozhaogupengyou，niweishenmexuebuhuitiliangni。zhiqianhaijuedenitinghuaguaiqiao，zenmexianzaibiandezheimebujiangdaoli…”
liaoyichengjunmeidemianshangfanleyigedabaiyan，tataiqishou，zhengxiangguaduandianhua，quebeitangyinyaotoulanxia。
qinhuanyouxionglejiju，wurenyingda。
dianhuaneitouchuanlailejijudushuyunvrendewenroushengxian，yinyinyueyuetingbutaizhenqie。
jinjiezhe，zhitingqinhuanjiangdiyinliang，yinseyerouhelexie：“yinyin，**zhidaonihenai**，nibuyongweinanziji。zheiyang，nilaiyiyuan，**mendangmianhaohaotanyitanhaoma？”
tingdaoyoumoshengnvrendeshengyin，tangyinmingxianshenxingyidun，“mei…meishenmehaotande，**caibuyaohenitan，yihoubiezaijianmianla！”
tangyinxiongbabadihouleyixiaoxia，yanjiaohaiguazheleishui，tadediliugangaosuta，qinhuanshuoyaozhaogupengyoujiushizheigenvren，bingqietamenguanxifeiqian。
benyaohetazaijinrijiehundenanren，zaiyiyuanpeizhebiedenvren，haiyaominglingtaguoqutanhua。
tangyinbengkuiwuyan，buganfangsidaku，shengpabeishoujiliderentingdaohouchaoxiao。
liaoyichengshiqutangyinyanjiaodeleishui，dangjixintenghuaile，henbudejiangqinhuancongshoujilingyitouzhuaichulaimengzaliangquan。
tagangxiangkaikou，tangyinkuaisuqishenpujintahuaili，“wuwuwu…**zhendehaoleiya~”
yanliqinzhelei，wenshangtadechun。
shoujibeidiuzaileyibian，liaoyichengmanhuailianxidianfuzhehuailiderouruoxiaomeiren。
shoujili，qinhuandeshengyinduanduanxuxuchuanlai：
“yinyin，**yexiwangninenglijie**，**shiyoukuzhongde。”
“douguainiyaonao，**pengyouxianzaihenkuijiu，taxiwangnengjianniyimian，youdehuaxuyaodangmianshuoqingchu。nizhidaode，zheijianshicongtouzhiweishinitairenxingle。”
“niyaoshihezhiqianyiyangtinghuadongshi，nalihaiyouzheimeduoposhi。”
“……”
tangyinbeiliaoyichengzaiciqinruan，taruanzhegebolaolesanxiacaijiangshoujiwojin，yucitongshi，liaoyichenghaizaizhuotadeyanjiao，yixiayouyixia，shenqingkuankuan，
tingwanqinhuandeyifanpihua，tangyinyazhesangzifanwenta：“dangmianshuoqingchushenmeya~nihe**benlaijintianjiuyaojiehunle，bushima？”
“zenmehuiyouzhengchangrenzaihunlidangtiandiuxiaweihunqiquzhaogusuoweide‘pengyou’ni？”
“qinhuan，**shixihuanni，**yechengren**youdianlianainao，danshi**bushichun，**younaozisikaodehaoma！nizenmekeyizheiyangpian**ni…wuwu…”
“nikendingshichuguile，caihuijizijizhaolezheimeduoguanmiantanghuangdejiekou，neigerenshisuliduiba……tahuiguole……”
“qinhuan…zheixienian**zhendeleile，fenshouyeshizhende，biezaidalaile。”
zuihouyijuhua，xiangshiyongjintaquanshendeliqi，tangyinpazailiaoyichenghuaili，leishuipadapadadidiluozaitadexiongkou。
“tangyin！nishuohuataiguofenle……”qinhuandeyudiaozaicitaigao，zheiyici，tangyinmeinenglanzhuliaoyicheng。
taqiangguoshouji，yuanbenjincudemeitoucishiyiranshangnuyi，shuangmuyemengshangleyicenglenglie，tayiziyijujinggaoqinhuan：“nimenyijingfenshoule，yihoubiezailaisaoraota。”
“liaoyicheng？！zenmeshini…tangyinni，rangtajiedianhua，bahuashuoqingchu…”
“嘟嘟嘟——”
liaoyichengguaduanledianhua，shunshoujiangqinhuandesuoyoulianxifangshiyiyilahei。
hezhananyoushenmehaoshuode，yiduihuangyanjiekou，tingzhejiujiaorenfanwei。
“xianzaikaishi，**shininanpengyou，**dexinyouheiyouxiao，yinyinkebuzhunrang**chicu。”nanrenzuijiaoqinzhexiao，yandiqueshishenchendejidu。
“hao~**buhuizailianxitale。”tangyinzaitahuailiruanruandao。
patangyinmeiweikou，liaoyichengzaicixiachuzuolefengshengdezhuguangwancan，buchongnenglianghou，**************。
hutongxinyidexiaoqinglvmeixiangdao，gerishangwu，qinhuanhuihouzhelianpidaizhesulilaizhaotangyin。