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xielaoyezideshufangnei，yipaiguseguxiangdesumuqifenzhong，duyouyigebuhexiedeshengyin。
“ba——ninkankanwozheilian！”
xieyanbaozuozaishufangzhengzhongjiandedibanshang，kuhanzhedagunsapo。
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xieyanbaoshuozheshuozhe，youweiqudikuqilai。
“laoerxifu，shizheiyangma？”
“……shi，dongshizhang。woyemeixiangdaodasaotajuranhuiyongpidaidaabao。neipidaishangdegouzihezhenside，zhijiejiuguadiaoleabaozuijiaoyikuairou。”
yitingdaolaoyeziwenziji，qiaoxinyunmangbudieditianyoujiacu。
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“wobuguan，fanzhengnindeweiwozuozhu！ninyaoshibubaneinvdeganchuqu，woyihoujiubuhuilai——”
“放肆！”
xieyanbaohuayinweiluo，jiutingdaoxielaoyeziruhuxiaobandeyishengpaoxiao，jinjiezhetajiuganjueyouyidaolinglidefengcongzijierbiancaguo，erhoubianshiyishengzhongwuluodidejuxiang。
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shuocaocao，caocaodao，zhengzaizheishi，shufangdemenbeiqiaolesanxia。
xielaoyezikanleliutezhuyiyan，liutezhulijiqianqukaimen。
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zaitaitou，shencongwukanxiangzuozaizijizhengduimiandexielaoyezi。
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“dongshizhang，ninzhaowo。”
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“laodaxifu，niweishenmedalaosan。”
“yinweitagaida。”shencongwulijidadao。
tadezheigehuidahedeyipangdeliutezhudaoxileyikouliangqi，tagenzhelaoyezijishinianle，haishidiyicijiandaodanzizheimedade。
“你说什么？”
guoran，xielaoyezilikedonglenu，shuohuadeshengyindoutaigaolejidu。xieyanbaojianzhuangrenbuzhuxiaoqilai，qiaoxinyunyexingzailehuodiwanqilezuijiao。
“woshuo，laosantagaida。”
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zhidaozheishi，xielaoyezicaizhongyuzhengyanlaikanshencongwudelian。
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“neinidaoshuoshuotagaidadeliyou。”
“sanshaozaiwaimianzuoleshenme，tanandaomeiheninshuoma？”
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“dongshizhangketingshuoguoyijuhua？”
xielaoyezitiaoletiaomei：“shenme？”
“zibujiao，fuzhiguo。”
shencongwucihuayichu，jiulianyuanbenzaixingzailehuodexieyanbaodourenbuzhutaitoujingkongdikanxiangta。
zheinvdeshidaleerzihaiyaomalaozia！