wozizuozhuzhangchuqiao，lizhaoyouxiuweibugou，suoyipangrenqiaobujianwo。
yanchoulizhaobeisumohuyoudeyitahutu，henbunengbaneidandabaohaoshuangshoufengshang，worenwukerenbaolecukou。
womenshenjianxianglaixingsuixindong，yushimeihaodezhuyuanhuazuoyidaojianqi，cubujifangzaisumojunmeidelianjiashangliuxiayidaoxihen。
美男子破相了。
sumotongkongdizhen，bukezhixindimolebazijidelian，zhizhezhangxinlidexuejizhiwenlizhao：
「nidongshouyejiubale，jinghuahuawodelian？nvren，ninandaobuweizheizhanglianzhemime？」
lizhaodajingshise，jimangjieshi：「bushiwo，shiwode……」
changmianshizaiyouxieganga，wotianshengxinying，suoxingyibuzuoerbuxiu。
budenglizhaohuayinluoxia，wobianjiangjianshensongjinletadeshouzhang，tongshishichujianqi，qianyinzhetadeshoubeichaosumozhizhiciqu！
sumomouseyining，huixiudangkaiyiji，shenqingshoushang：「woyuanyiwei，nitongqitazixuzhengdaoderenbuyiyang……」
lizhaobengkui：「zhendebushiwoyaoduinidongshou！」
sumonaonu：「nishouzhongnandaobushinidebenmingjian？haiyoupangrennengcaokongtabucheng？」
lizhaozhihuyuanwang，haidewoyexinxuleyixia，tiandiliangxin，tazhendehenxiangsakaiwo，yedequeshiwosiqibailaizhuazheta。
yaoguaizhinengguaitapingrishuyuxiulian，jinglianwoshichudeweiboliliangyekanghengbuzhu。
希望她能长个教训。
zaisumoyanzhong，lizhaokoushixinfei，chushouhenla，jizhaozhihou，tabianzainaibuzhuxingzi。
heipaozhixia，moqipengpaierchu，shenzhiyinliliangguoshenghuazuolerouyankejiandeheiqi，zheixiayoubudelizhaozhuanglongzuoya，xiri‘sanxiuzhiyou’heranhuazuoshiliqiangjingdemoxiu！
「benzuozonghengtiandiqianbainian，zuitonghenbeipanwoderen，lizhao，nienjiangchoubao，benzuozheijiurangnichangchangbeipanwodexiachang！」
mojiedanganzichengbenzuodejinyouyiren，wobuganqingdi，jibianshishangzhongdemozun，xiangniesixianzaidelizhaoyejiutongniesimayiyiyangjiandan。
zhandoushenweijilie，woyishangwannianmeitongrenrucihanchanglinlideguoshou，zhijuejiansuidouyinxingfenerzhenzhanqilai。
sumodedongzuoqueyufachihuan，xianran，takanjianlewojiajianzhudehuajiyang。
lizhaozuoshouzhuaizhezijideyoushou，kudetisihengliu，zuiliyibianrangzheduibuqiyibiandahannimenbiedale。
太丢人了。
woqiaozhesumodeshenqingbianlejibian，xiayike，tajingshoushouyuezhiyuanchu。
「ruowomeicaicuo，nizheijianyingyoujianling，qiezhongxinhuzhu。」
lizhaotinglezheihuaxianxiedaizhewoyitongguixia，haihaowoyanjianwangdishangyizhu，bashaguniangwenzhu。
「amoguoranconghui，fangcaideyiqiequanshizheibajianzizuozhuzhang，woyizhibanidangwodepengyou！」
wobujinfuewuyutadetianzhen，zhanzaiwomenmianqiandekeshimozun，zenkesanyanliangjujiujiangrenhunongguoqu？
sumowenyanguoranshenqingyansu，mouzhongshaqihaobuyanshibishixiangwo。
「azhao，wojiuzhidaonixinliyouwo，daiwofalihuifu，zhelezheijian，niwozhijianbianzaiwuzuai。」
我：「？」
qingwen，haiyoumeiyouzhengchangrenle。