“shuonimenshihaoyunni，haishidaiyunni？”
jinsejieyunzaikongzhongduoduokaideshihou，jiuzaihuayangzongzheiborenzhengduizhedeyuanchu，yuanbenzhengzaibankongzhongfeilvedexiankezongbaixizhenrenyigejiting，yishengtanxi。
tashenhoubeiyigenhuowubanbaisezhangcaojuanzhedeshiyumingmianmujunxiudenantongnvtongsuizhetadejitingdunshizhuangchengleyidui。
tadaoshizhendeqiahaoluguo，zheixienantongnvtongdoushixiankezonghualezhuduoxinxuezaipeichulai，yaodaihuizongmendexianmiao。
zheixiexianmiaojiuxiangshiyigentengshangxuanzhedelaosigua，liansedouyijingshiyipianlahuang，yifudoudousuosuodemoyang，duyouqizhongyigenantongdaoshimianseruchang，yanshenhailingdongdehen。
takanzheneiduojinhuangselingzhimoyangdejieyun，qingshengwendao：“zhenren，nandaoneijiushichuanshuozhongdejindanjieyun？”
tadezhendinghejianshidunshiyingdelebaixizhenrenyigejiaxudeyanshen，“shifubushihuo，shihuoduobuguo，jirannimenzaoyucidengjiyuan，wobiansuoxingzaizheilijinimenshangrumendiyike！”
“woqiewenni，heweixiuzhen？”
baixizhenrenshouzhiyidian，jiuzhixiangzheimingfawendenantong。
nantongdao：“qiudezhenwo，quweicunzhen。”
“狗屎。”
baixizhenrenhahayixiao，muguangqueshiwubisenlengdesaoguosuoyouzheixiexianmiao，“nimenjinji，xiuzhenjiushinitianerxing，qiangduoqiyun，ruorouqiangshi！”
zheiyiduixianmiaojinruohanchan，zhishitamenjirannengbeitiaoxuanchulai，ziranqingchuguiju，cishidoushizaixinzhongmomojizhuzheishierzizhenyan。
“tianjieshizhongdoushirenhuo。xirulouyi，juruxingshou，zaitiandijianshengmingfanyan，doushizaixiqutiandijinghua，fanrenheputongniaoshouhuobuguobainian，sihouyiqiehuiguiziran，bupopingheng，danxiuzhenzheburan，yueshizhangshengbusi，xishoubianyueduo，yifangtiandiwufapingheng，jiuziranluoxiashashengdajie，luozaidanduxiuxingzheshenshang，bianshixunchangtianjie，luozaizhenggexiuzhenjieshenshang，bianshiyingxiangtiandijiansuoyoushenglingwuliangdajie！”
baixizhenrenmianserutongbingshanyibanlengjun，yanshenquebihuoshanhaiyaochilie，“nimenshixingyunde，nimenchenglexiankezongrumendizi，nimenchengweilexiuzhenzhe，gezhouyunyunzhongshenghenimenxiangbi，buguoshiyiqunchaoshengmusidefuyou，dannimenyoushibuxingde，gangruxianmenjiuzhijiezaoyuyimingjindandianfengdaxiushidujie。”
zheiyiduixianmiaosuirancaiganggangrumen，danduixiuzhenjingjiehexiuzhenjiedelishiyeyouledazhidelejie，cishitiankongzhizhongjieyunbuduanduiji，kongbudeweiyabuduanzhendang，rangzheixiexianmiaogengjiamianrutuse，buguozheimingnantonghainengwenzhuxinshen，shengyinqingcuidejixufawendao：“zhenren，nishipawomenqinyanjiandaozheimingjindandaxiushidujieshibai，shengpazheiyangdehuamianzaiwomenxinzhongliuxiayinying？”
“不错。”
baixizhenrenkanzhezheimingnantong，yanshendourouhelehenduo，“renguiyouzizhizhiming，zisanshengbingli，gezhouxianmenzhengtongdouguirusanshengmenxia，ansanshengdaolixingshi，peiyangxianmiaoyedouzaigezihuadingdezongmendijiezhinei，yiwangweileyigezizhijijiadexianmiaobianyinqigezongmendadachushoudeluanxiangyijingyiqubufan，erqiegezongmenhuadingdijiezhihou，yeledezhangqitourulaipeiyangzizhigengjiadexianmiao，buguojibianruci，nimenzheizhongjingtiaoxixuanchulaidexianmiao，yibaigelimianyezuiduoyoushilaigenenggouxiuliandaozhujiqi，yibaigezhujiqiyezuiduozhiyousiwugenenggoudaojindan。nimenganggangtaruxiantu，jindandaxiushidujieshibaidehuamianhuoxuyikaishiduinimenyingxianghaibuda，danxiuxingdeshijianyuezhang，yueshifaxianxiantujiannan，jinrisuojiandehuamian，kongpajiuhuichengweinimenxinzhongbuduanduidiedemozhang。buguojiyuanheweijibingcun，zheizhongjindandaxiushidetianjie，sheiyeshuobuqinghuijinimendailaixieshenmejiyuan。”
“dizijinjizaixin。”zheimingnantongrenzhenzhixie，heqiyuneixiewuzidoudousuosuodexianmiaoxiangbi，zheiyifurenzhendemoyangzheshirangtaxianchulepianranchuchendexianfengdaoyun。
buguobaixizhenrenzheishiqueshiliansejubian，chideyishengliexiang，tahetashenhouzheiduixianmiaoshunjianjiubianchengleyidaowanghoufeishedeliuguang。
“zenmekenengshizheizhongleijie！”
“退！速退！”
yucitongshi，zhouzaodetianshanghedixiadouxiangqileyizhenzhenbukezhixindeguaijiaosheng。
qiaoranyunyulexujiudetianjiehaowuzhengzhaodezhenzhengjianglinle。
yijingyulinbanmibutiankongdejieyunzaichaneijianmengranwangxiayaleshubaizhangdejuli，zhouranluoxialechengqianshangwandaoleiguang。
zheixieleiguangdouzhiyoumuzhicuxi，sezequeshiqitederubaise，guangmangyebingbuciyan，danshiyiluoxialai，tiankongzhizhongqueshishunjianbaokaiyizhenzhenkongbudehanchao，yicengcengliulibandebingcenghaowuzhengzhaodezaikongzhongxingcheng，jiuxiangshiyizuobingshanzhouranbeiqiechenglewushubopian，ranhoupingzheduifangzailezheipiantiankongzhizhong。
噗噗噗……
zheixieleiguangluodiquejiweiguiyidemeiyourenhedehongming，meiyidaoleiguangdeluodianchudoushiyituanbingwuliaorao，ranhouxunsudeduijiqiyiduibaotayangdexuebaibingjing。
zheixieleiguangzaijieyunzhizhongluoxiashi，zuzulongzhaolefangyuanshushilidequyu，danluoxiashiquedoushiwubijingzhundeluoxiangleyizuoshantou。
neizuoyuyucongcongdeqingshanshunjianjiubianchengleyizuobaisedexuefeng，kongbudehanqiyijingrendesuduchaozhesizhoudetiandixijuan，sizhoushantoushangdecaomushunjiankuhuang。
“冰魄天雷？”
baixizhenrenjianguisidekanzheneizuobianchengbaisedexuefeng，liangkeyanzhuzidouguleqilai。
“退！还要退！”
sizhoutiankonglisousousoudepokongshengbuduan。
suoyouhuhezhewanghouchedexiushihebaixizhenrendoushiyigexiangfa，zhenshihuojiujianle。
tiandaofazeshisuishiershengdeyonghengbubiandecunzai。
xiuzhenjiemeigedajieduiyingdetianjieyeshigudingde。
jindanqijinshengyuanyingduiyingdetianjieshiqizhongleijie。
qizhongleijiezhizhong，gezhongtiandaojieleidedengchangshunxuyeshigudingde。
xianshiweilizuiruodejielei，suizhezheimingdujiedexiushibuduanyingkangtianlei，tiandaofazeyehuibeidachuhuoqiyibanjiangluogengqiangdadejielei。
anzhaoxiuzhenjiedejingyan，qizhongjieleizhizhong，zhishaoqiansizhongleijiedoushichangguideleijie，zheisizhongleijiexianhoudengchangdeshunxuyibanshihuoyunleijiekaichang，xianbuduanzhuiluodaizhexiexuleigangdehuoyun，jiezhedengchangdeshishenxiaoleijie，ranhoushiqingxiaoleijie、bixiaoleijie，daolediwudaodanxiaoleijiedengchangshi，tiandaofazecaihuizhenduizheimingjindanxiushidejindandanqierzhidingdutedeyizhongjielei。
danbingpotianleihaowuyiwenshiyizhongjieleizhizhongdeyizhong。
zheiqizhongleijieyikaichang，zhijiejiujiangchangguideqiansizhongleijieshenglvele，zheiruheburangzheixiezaichangdexiushigandaofeiyisuosi。
genghekuangzheibingpotianleizaiyizhongleijiezhizhongyeshibijiaonanchandeyizhong。
这是什么鬼！
renhedejingyandoulaizixuelinlindejiaoxun。
xiuzhenshishangweiguantianjiedexiushiyinweizaoyuyizhongleijieerdaozhituanmiedelizilvjianbuxian，yenanguaizheixiexiushirucisebian，canghuangtaocuan。
“zheihaiyoumeiyoutianlile？”
cishileijiedezhongxin，neizuobeijihanzhenyazhedehuangshanzhizhong，yiminglaodaochadianzhijieyikoulaoxueconghoulonglipenchulai。
tashizheichangtianjiedejueduizhujiao，huayangzongdetonghuilaozu。
meiyourencishinenggoubitagengjuedefeiyisuosi，meiyourennenggoubitagengbeifenyujue。
tiandaofazeshilengkuwuqingde，tianjiecunzaideyiyijiushiyaomoxiaonitianduomingdecunzai，dantiandaofazetongshiyoushigongpingde，yinweitawanquanyishitongren，renhechushen，renhezongmendexiushidoubuhuishoudaoqubieduidai。
danzheigongpingdetiandaofaze，mianduizijideshihouweishenmepianpianjiubuduile？
有因必有果。
tianjiedeyibianyuanbenyeshiyouzhudingdeyuanyinde。
zhiyouneixiezaixiuxingdeguochengzhongyouteshujiyudedingjitiancai，neixiejiechudejindandouwanquanjiongyiyuxunchangjindandejueshiqiangzhe，shenzhizaijindanqijiuyijingchaoyuelejindanqideweineng，nenggoukanghengyuanyingqixiushidebiantai，caiyoukenengzaoyutiandaofazedezheizhongyankebaofu。
但自己是什么人？
suishuoxiuzhenjiebiandidoushibanzhuchilaohudecunzai，dantonghuilaozuzijibirenherendouqingchu，napashizaixiaoyuzhou，zijiyejueduishijindanqixiushizhizhongzuiweipingfandeyongcai。
tazainingchujindanzhihou，xiudaojindandianfengdeshijian，biqixiaoyuzhouneixietiancaizuzuduohualeyibei。
tabenshenyemeiyoushenmedutedelinggen，ningchudejindanyeshixisongpingchang，xiangtazheiyangderen，zenmeyangdoubukenengheyizhongtianjiecheshangguanxi。
nandaozijixiudetaiman，taiguopingyong，yizhituodaoshouyuanjiangjincaibeipodujie，tiandaofazeyekanbuguoqule？
这也太扯了。