钱爷是什么身份？
jiangchengdixiashijieheheyoumingdedalao，weirenchushixianglaiqiangying，congbuziruoyurenheren。
erxianzai，jingrandangzhezhongrendemian，jiuzheiyangguizailelinhaomianqian。
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“qian……qianye，nizheishi……”
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linhaobushiyigelaogaifanma，qianyeweishenmeyaojitaxiagui？
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“行了，起来吧！”
“多谢大人！”
qianyedangjidaoxieyisheng，zhanqishenlai，erhoushenseshoulian，zhuanmukanxianglewanfu。
“laowan，cishiwobuguanle！erqiewoyequanni，likejida……linyedaoqian！”
“让我道歉？”
wanfuwenyan，meitoulikezhouqi，lianseweichen。
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“住口！”
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嘭！
wanfucubujifang，duzizhongzhongbeichuai，zhenggerendunshirumenhuluyibanfangunzaidi。
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“daren，zheixieren，yaobuyaowo……”
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“shenmeweixiebuweixiede，pingnidawomahefubodeshishi，suibianjiushiyigeguyishanghai！”
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失望？冲动？
tingdaozheilianggezi，linhaolengxiaoyisheng。
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“ruguo……，ruguonizaijinqule，wokezenmeban？”
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订婚？
linhaoeshangqingjinbujinyitiao，huxidouzhilezhi。
“fangxin，santianhou，nihuikandaowode！”