“xianzaichejun？wobutongyi！”
“womendazheiliyijingkeyile，wojuedemeiyoubiyaozaidaxiaqule。”
“wojinyebianzihuijingongmiansheng，ranghuangdixiafenzuijizhao，tongshiranghuangdibachaotangshangneijianchenjibamianle，bingranghuangdishixingzhiqianneixieduiwomendechengnuo。”
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niyinggaizhidaowomenshidadeqingjuncedemingyiyilucongbianjingdadaozheililaide！
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“zhaoyu！xianzaiwocaishizheisanjundezhushuai！”
liangdaozhenglunbuzhideshengyinchuanrubaiyandeerzhong，baiyancishizhengyanyikan，zhenggerendoulengzhule。
baiyankanzheyanqianzheimoshengdehuanjing，yijimianqianzheilianggexianghuzhenglundemoshengmiankong。
tabuyoudezaixinzhongduizijifachuzhexuesanwen：
我是谁？
我在哪里？
我在做什么？
buguohenkuaibaiyandenaohaizhongjiufuxianchuyiguyoushuxiyoumoshengdejiyilaigaosutadaan。
renshengdehuoershiwuzai，jinricaipotaizhongzhimi！
他穿越了！
zheigeshijiedetahaishijiaozuobaiyan。
taxianzaishizheigemingweidaxiadeguojiadebianjingsandajianglingzhiyi。
erbaiyanmianqiancishizhengzaixianghuzhenglundeliangrenjiushilingwaideliangdajiangling。
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kezheishitamenzheisandajianglingzhongqueyourenyaochejun！budanzijichejunhaiyaoqiutamenyechejun！
这就很扯蛋了！
buguozheihaibushibaiyanjuedezuichedandeshi。
dangbaiyanzaihuixiangzhenaohaizhongdeneixiejiyishi，tafaxiantachuanyuedezheigeshijiehaoxiangshiyibentakanguodenvpinxiaoshuo！
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qianmiandoudaguolai，danweishenmenanerhuizaizheishihoufanchunni？
别问！
wenjiushizheigeshijieshiyibennvpinxiaoshuo，taziyouzijidexingshizhunze！
baiyantaiyankanzheyanqianhaizaixianghuzhenglundeliangren。
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erlingyigerenzhangxiangjunmei，pijiazaishen，xiandeguiqibiren，nianlingyeyubaiyanyibandaxiao，tajiaozuoguze，tabujinshibianjingsandajianglingzhiyi，haishizheibennvpinxiaoshuodenaner。
“xianzaichejunwomenjiushisiluyitiao！niyinggaimingbaiwoshuodezheixiehua！”
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zhaoyushuodemeicuo，ruguobaiyanmeiyoujicuodehua，zijihezhaoyuzuihouzhendejiushibeitaguzezheicidechejunjikengsile！
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cishideguzezaikandaolezhaoyuneihaishijianchibutongyituibingdeyangzi，tayejiumeiyouzaixiangjixuyuzhaoyuzhenglunxiaqule。
ershizhuantoukanlegangcaiyizhimeiyouduishifouchejunyishifayandebaiyan。
“baiyannishibushiyebutongyichejun？”
zhaoyucishiyekanxianglebaiyan，tazhidaobaiyandingranyebuhuitongyichejunle。
guoranbaiyanjiexiadehuarangzhaoyufangxinle。
baiyankanzheguzeneixunwendeyangzi，yeshizhijietanbaideshuodao：
“dangranshibutongyide，zhaoyugangcaiyijingshuodehenqingchule，xianzaichejundehua，womenjiubushilaiqingjuncedele，womendaoshijiuchengmoufandepanjunle！”
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duiyubaiyandebutongyichejun，guzeyeshiyouyuliaode，danguzehaishishuodao：
“zhiqianchaotingzhisuoyitanwuwomendejunxiangyukekouliangcao，zheiyidingshichaotangshangyoujianchenxiaorenguhuolehuangdi！”
“womenxianzaiyijingdadaolezheijingchengqianle，zheiyijingzuyizhensheneixiechaotangshangdejianchenxiaorenle！”
“jinyewobianduziyirenrujingjingongmiansheng，jiangwomenzheiqingjuncedeyongyiyuhuangdishuoming，huangdishigemingshilide，tayidingbuhuiwenzewomenzheicidechubing。”
“shizaibuxing，womenkeyiranghuangdixiafenzuijizhaoyutianxiarenshuoming！”
kanzheguzehaizaineibuduandeshuozhechejundeliyou，zuoweikanguoyuanxiaoshuodebaiyanziranshizhidaoshenweinanerdeguzeweihezheiyangshuo。
cishidebaikemeiyouxinqingtingguzedefeihua，baiyanlengxiaoyishengzhijiedaduanleguzedehua。
“guzenishuoneichaotangshangyouzhejianchenxiaorenguhuohuangdi，danxianzaidechaotingbaiguanshiyineiweichuchengxiangweishoule！erzaihuangdidehougonglineiweichuchengxiangdenveryoushidangjinhuanghou！”
“suoyiruguozheijingchengzhizhongnengyourenguhuodezhuhuangdidehua，woxiangyejiuzhiyouchengxianghehuanghoule！”
ranerbaiyanzheihuajiuhaoxiangshichufandaoleguzeshenmeyiyang。
guzeqijibaihuaideshuodao：“chuchengxiangkeshiliangchaolaochena，tazenmehuiguhuohuangdineiyangzuoni！”
“zhiyuqingyingta……huanghouneigengshibukenengguhuohuangdineiyangzuole！”
chuqingying，zheibennvpinxiaoshuolidenvzhu、dangjindedaxiahuanghou、tongshihaishidangchaochengxiangdenver。
zaidaduoshudenvpinxiaoshuozhong，nvzhukenengbuxihuannanzhu，nanzhuyekeyibuxihuannvzhu，danshidaduoshudenanerdouhuizaianzhongtoutoudexihuanzhenvzhu。
erzaizheibennvpinxiaoshuozhongyebuliwai，nanerguzezaisannianqianhuijingdaileyinian，zaineiyinianli，tayunvzhuchuqingyingxianghujieshi，yejiushizaineiyinianzhong，nanerguzeyeshimanmanjiuxihuanshanglenvzhuchuqingying。
danguzedaoxianzaiweizhiyezhishiganzaixinzhonganzidexihuanzhenvzhuchuqingying，erbuganbiaoxianchulai。
erzheiyeshiguzexianzaiweishenmeyaochejundeyuanyinzhiyi！