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【baobaomenxiangbuxiangzhidaoweiheneiximingdixinxirufa，zuihouquebeimantianguohai，luodegezhongpanqinlidexiachang？】
宝宝？
tajiaosheibaobao？sheishitabaobao？
朕可是天子！
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【想。】
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【neishiyinweimingdishenbiandexiadehaishisanwangyexuanlanganchadejianxia！zixinan**yishizaichaotangshangnaodefeifeiyangyangneitianqi，mingdimeitiandeyinshiyongshuilijiukaishibeixiadehaixialegongtingmiyao。biaomianshangmingdirongguanghuanfa，shijineilizaoyikuikong，xubushoubu。daixuanlangmouquancuanweizhiji，mingdijiuyijingxuruodaoxiabulaichuangle！】
下药？！
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wensheng，xiadehaichayitaitouyuzhenduiwang。
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“你！”
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真是自己吓自己！
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朕emo了。
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nengranghuanghoudingzhemiejiuzudefengxianyeyaotongtasitong！
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mingmingshizhenyuhuanghoumendanghudui，mingmingshizhenyuhuanghouchaoxixiangchu，zenmejiubianchengrujinzheiyangle？
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