第五章 低声下气的方母

方家厨房里。

fangmujingranqinzizaizhuyanwo,fangyueeryouxieyihuo,“ma,nizheishizaiganma?”

“guai,daihuizaizheiyanwolixiadianyao,xiangbanfarangneigexiaonvrenchixiaqu,houyuanneibianyijinganpaihaole,daoshihou,fujiazenmehuiyaoyigecanhuabailiudenvrenzuoershaonainai。”fangmushenseedu。

fangyueerjiaoxiaozheshuqidamuzhidianzan,“ma,haishiniyoubanfa!”

erhou,duanqiyanwojiuchumen,qiahaopengdaogangchumendefangli,fangyueershenseyixi,xiaopaozheguoqu,“jiejie,zheishiwoqinshouzuodeyanwo,nikuaichangchanghaobuhaochi。”

fangliyanshenluozaifangyueershouzhongdeyanwo,gouchunlengxiao,zhendangtashishazibucheng,“jiranshinizuode,neinizijichiba,wochibuguanzheizhonggaodangdedongxi!”

wenyan,fangyueerxinliyizhenchaofeng,xiangxialaideyecungu,guoranshishangbudetaimiandedongxi,zheimebushihaohuo,yaxiaxinzhongchaofeng,takaikou,“jijiejiezuodedongxi,meimeibuganchi,haishijiejienichiba。”

he,haizhenshibujianguancaibuluoleia!

fanglidabuzouguoqu,naqishaozichileliangkou,“yanwohenhaochi,meimeishouyizhenbucuo。”huayingangluo,fanglizhiganjueyizhentouyunmuxuan,meileyishi。

kanzhedaodihunmibuxingdefangli,fangyueergouchunlengxiao,haizhenshigechunhuo,jiupingniyepeichizheimegaodashangdedongxi,yebuzhaozhaojingzikanzijishenmehuose。

jifengguohou,fangyueerhuishoujiaolaiyongren,“nimenjige,guolaibazheixiaonvrentaidaohouyuandekefangqu,haiyou,buzhunchuanchuqu,tingdaomeiyou!”

jiantayilianhenla,yongrenmenyebugandaiman,xunsujiangfanglitaizou,guoyuxingfendefangyueermeiyoukanjian,yuanbenbushengrenshidefangli,zuijiaoqueguazheyimochaofeng。

houyuanli,fangmuzaoyidenghou,jianyongrenbafanglitaiguolai,mianluxise,“kuai,jiangrentaijinqu,zhuozishangfangzhexunxiang,jidebaneigedongxidianran,kuaiqu。”

yongrenanzhaozhishizuohaohoulikai,buduoshi,yigemiansejihuang,yanxiawuqingdenanrenzoulejinlai,touguomenfengkandaochuangshangmiaomandenvrenhouyilianhoujiyang,conghuailitaochuyizhangkadijifangmu,“heihei,xiexiefangfurencuchengzheiyangdehaoshi,kalimianyouwushiwan,meiyoumima,chuqudeshihoujidebamendaishang。”

fangmucaimidenazhekalikai,nanrenjinmenkanjiantangzaichuangshangdefanglikoushuizhiliu,puleguoqu,“meiren,wolaile……”

jiuzainanrenzhunbeiyiqinfangzeshi,fanglituranzhengkaiyan,erhouliluotaitui,zhengzhongnanrenmingergen。

“啊啊啊啊……”

shazhubandecanjiaoshengxiangqi。

nanrenwuzhexiatiliansetieqing,yinweitengdaojizhilianshangqingjinbaoqi,“nvren,nijinggan……aa…”

youshiyishengcanjiao,nanrenwuzhebeitidezuolian,xianxuezhiliu,kanzheyanqianxiaoderuemobandenvren,taguixiaqiurao,“gunainai,raolewoba,doushifangfurenneigeyatouchudezhuyi,buguaiwoa…”

“e,shima,neibuyongwojiaonizenmezuoleba!”fanglihuanhuanqishen,yuqilenglie。

“shishishi,wozhidaogaizenmezuole…”

nanrenliangundaipaodechulefangjian。

……

lingyibian,fangmunazheyinxingkazuozhemeimeng,zhuantoujiukandaochaozijizoulaimanliannuhuodenanren,tayijing,kaikouxunwen,“lizong,nizheishizenmele?nidelian……”

“啪!”

beihuanzuolizongdenanrenzhijieyibazhanghuiguoqu,“nvren,jingganpianwo!”

fangmuzhijiebeidameng,haimeifanyingguolaishoulideyinxingkajiubeiduoguoqu,jiannanrenwanzou,tashangqianlazhunanrengebo,“lizong,ninzheishixiangchuerfaner?”

“chuerfaner?he,fangfuren,nizuihaoxiangxiangyaozenmebuchangwo,zheishiqingwohenifangjiameiwan,dengwohuiqu,jiuquxiaohenimenfangshisuoyoudehezuo!”

lizonghenhendeshuaikaifangmudegebo,diuxiahenhuahouzhuanshenlikai。

fangmudailengzaiyuandibumingbaifashengleshenmeshi,mingmingyiqiedouanzhaozijidejihuajinxing,daodishinalichucuo?chushenzhiji,erbianxiangqifanglideshengyin。

“furenzheiyishousuanpandadebucuoa!”

fanglixieyizaihulanshang,kanzhexiafangdenvren,yiliandewanwei。

ercishi,fuchiyanhefanghongerrentingdaohouyuandedongjingyeganlaile,fanghonglvxianchusheng,“zheishizenmehuishi?”

“zenmehuishi?neifuqinzheikeyaohaohaowenwenfangfurenle。”fanglijiangwentidiuhuiqu,ranhouxialouzhandaofuchiyanshenpang。

fangmuehenhendedenglefangliyiyan,ranhouyaochunkaikou,“yemeishenmedashi,jiushihaojiumeijiandaoxiaolile,hexiaolikaigewanxiaoeryi。”shuozhe,haijifanglidiguoquyigeweixiedeyanshen。

fanglitiaomei,xiaozhekaikou,“ng,meishenmedashi,neixianzaizanmenjiutaoluntaolundashiba。”

“shenmeshi?”fanghongbujie,danzhijuegaosutazheishibujiandan。

“dangranshiwozhiqianhefangfurenshuoguode,qianfenyishi,fangfurenbuhuiguirenduowangshiba。”

“迁坟?谁的坟?”

wenyan,fanglilianselenglexialai,kantadetaidu,jiuzhidaofangmugenbenmeiyoubaneitiandeshiqinggaosufanghong。

fangmujianshiqingmanbuzhule,shangqianfuerzaifanghongpangbian,xiaoshengshuodao,“jiushizhiqianrangtajiyueertijia,takaichudetiaojian,rangzanmenbatamuqindefenqianrufangjiazongci。”

jihushifangmudehuayingangluo,fanghongjiuzhoumeilishengjujue,“nimenzheishihunao,buxing,wobutongyi。”

tingdaofanghongdejujuesheng,fanglilianselenglexialai,kaikoujiushisanlianwen,“he,fangfurenburenzhangle?xiangkongshoutaobailang?fangfurennizhiqianshizenmedayingwode?”

fangmuliansecanbai,tazenmeyemeixiangdao,fanghongduiyuqianfenyishirucikangju,kejinshibutongwangri,fuchiyanyezaizheili,ruguobeitazhidaojiaguoquderenshitijiadehua,neimefangjiajiangyaochengshoufujiadenuhuo,yishijian,tajintuiliangnan,kezhuannianyouxiangdaoshenme,takaikou,“xiaoli,tianseyebuzaole,zheijianshiwohuihenifuqinshangliangde,niyezhidao,qianfenbushixiaoshi,yaoshanglianghaode。”

nandekandaofangmudishengxiaqideyangzi,fanglixinqinghenshiyuyue,“haoa,zaijinisantianshijian,santianhouruguomeishangliangchujieguo,woyidinghuilaitaogeshuofa。”

fangmulianmangdiantou,fanghongkandaoerrenrucihunaoqidezhijiezhuanshenlikai。

yipangdefuchiyanganshoudaozhongrenjianbanuzhangdeqifenzhoumei,zhijuegaosutazheishiqinghetayouguan,benxiangkaikouxunwen,kexiangdaoerrenzhijiandejiaoyi,zhinengyaxiaxinlideyihuo,hefanglihuidaofushanyuan。