《zhishidadada》disanqizhengshikaibo，zheitianshoushilvzaichuangxingao。
guanzhongdoushiyiqunzuiyingyouhaoqideren，yibianjuedeyeqiusuozaigaorenshe，yibianyourenbuzhuqukan，bijingkantadatihaishihen**de。
“老师真在里面？”
“zai，qianliangqiwodoukanle。”linluzuozaizhongjian，mianqianfangzhepingban，zuoyouliangbianzuozhetongxiangmudetongxue。
zicongxiangmukaishihou，zheisanrenchengtianwozheshiyanshi，ziyuanxishengxiuxishijian，jintianbeilinluteyilaguolaikanjiemu。
jiemuyikaishi，jingtousaowantaishangdemingxingjiabin，suihoudiyigejingtoujidejiushiyeqiusuo。
“真是叶老师！”
sangerenyijiandaoyeqiusuodunshijidongle。
“shangqilaoshizailimianyigeyigejiuzhengtamencuowu，kedaijingle。”linluxingfenbaguadao。
linlushangcifawansixinhoujiubazheishijiwangdechabuduole，tatouyiciyouzheimedadequanli，kuaikuailelemangzhegangkaidexiangmu，liandierqiyeshichoukonghualehaojitiancaikanwande。
zheiqijiemu，wulunshimingxingjiabinhaishijiemuzu，daansihudoujinxingguodiaozheng，jibenshangmeiyoucuowu。
zaiwanyuroujieshiwanhou，zhuchirenteyicueyeqiusuo：“43haojiabinyoushenmehuayaoshuoma？”
daoxianzaizhuchirendouweihanguoyeqiusuoyisheng‘jiaoshou’，qitaboshihuozhegexingyesurenjiabin，tazhishaodouhuizunchengyisheng‘laoshi。’。
jingtouzhongdeyeqiusuoyiranmeishenmegaibian，zuozaiweizishang，yibanyiyandao：“tashuodedui。”
众人：“……”
mingmingwanyurouyingle，danzaichangrenlengshimeiganshouzheizhongdaliandeziwei。
danfanmeicuowu，zhuchirenyoucueta，yeqiusuojiuyijuhua：xxshuodedui。
erqierenchengsuiwenhuagaibian，shifenyanjinle。
wuxingzhongtaishangjigerenliansedouyoudianbutaihao，jiuyouyizhongqibiezaixiongkouchubulaideziwei。
yaoshuoyeqiusuoturanbuxingle，yebudui。
wanyuroumeijiqingchu，wangjijiexidetimu，tayiranzhidao，nengwanmeidachulai。
zheishihou，yijingjinrudisishidaoti，houmianshidaotinandumingxianyixiazitishanglai，liandutigandouyoudianjiannan，gengbietixuanchuzhengquexuanxiang，haiyaojiexi。
taishangtaixiazheishihouchulefeizhuanyelingyuderen，dabufendoushisuibianluanxuande。
万语柔答的也艰难。
tashoushangyoutikubujia，danzheishizongtiku，meiqijiemudoushizaitikulisuiyichouchulaide，tayebunengjidewanquan，youqizheizhongnanti。
raneryeqiusuoquenengdachulai，haikeyijinishuojizichouyinmaolai。
【weishenmeneihuatingzhejiuzheimeqirenni？】
【biedebushuo，yeqiusuodatishizhendelihai，daoxianzaihaimeicuoguo。】
【wanyurouliansehaoxiangdoubianle，tongqingtasanmiao。】
【ze，yeqiusuoyoutikuba，zhengchangrennengzhidaozheimeduodongxi，lianjiexidouzhidaodeyiqingerchu。】
danmugezhongtaoluncaicedouyou。
zheishi，xiazhoubingturanshuohua：“43haojiabin，nishenmezhuanyelingyudouzhidao，zheimelihai？buzhidaohaiyiweinishoushangyoutiku。”
【****，womenxiaxiazheimegangdema？！】
【juranzhijieduilechulai？666，wotinghaoqiyeqiusuozenmejieshide，tazhishifanweiguangdequeshirangrenhuaiyi。】
实验室内。
“zheinandesheia？”linluzuobiandenvshengxianqidao，“zijiwenhuazhishibuqiang，huaiyiyelaoshi？”
yelaoshikeshigenengbajishinianqiandelunwenqikandijiyedijixingshujushuochulaideren，zheizhongqianxianguangfandezhishigengbuyongshuole。
“kanshangmianxiexiazhoubing，wodejiwomeipaigelei，zheirenyanpiyoudianqian。”linlupiezuidao。
tamenzaitaolunshi，jiemuzudedengguangyijingdaguoqu，yeqiusuowanzhengbaoluzaijingtouqian。
zhijiantachaoxiazhoubingqingpiaopiaokanguoquyiyan，manmandao：“woshiyouyidianlihai。”
夏洲冰：“……”
【haoshengqihaoshengqi，weishenmeyeqiusuozheimehuiqiren？！】
【aaaa，mingmingtameiyoushuoshenmeduirendehua，wodairuqitarenjiushihaoshengqia！】
xiazhoubingyehenshengqi，tajuedeshoudaoletiaoxin。
tayigexiaoyouredu，weibofensiyoubabaiwandemingxing，beitazheimetiaoxin，dangjixiaole：“beitikulihaima？”
zheiyimudanmulikeyouyiqunrenshuotagang，danyeyoushaobufenguanzhongjuedexiazhoubingshuohuayoudianguoyujuedui。
zheishihouyeqiusuojuran‘ng’leyisheng。
buguangshijiemusuoyouren，liandaizhedanmudoulengzhule。
suoyourenxinzhongdoumaochutongyijuhua：tajuranzhenyoutiku？
xiayimiaoyeqiusuokaishicongdisishidaotikaishiwangqianshu，meiyidaotidelaiyuan，huozheshuotakandaodelaiyuan。youxietimushiyiqianzaimouxieteshukaoshizhongchuxianguodetimu，youxiezeshizhuanyeshuzhongdezhishi。
kaotiyilvjingquedaojijiniandijiti，zhuanyeshuyilvjingzhundaoyeshuhexingshu。
zheilijiemuzujinxinglehouqijianji。
sishidaoti，meiyidaotishuoguoqu，zhenggejiemuyebuyaobole。
zaiyeqiusuojiangwanshidaotidelaiyuan，houqikaishikuaijin，ranhoulaidaotajiangdiyitilaiyuanjieshu。
【……真·题库】
【congxianzaikaishi，buguanzheiweidaodishibushitianqiukejineigexiangmudefuzeren，wofenle。】
【touyihuijiandaozheizhongren，nandaozheijiushisuoweidetiancaima？】
danmufengxiangdunshichetoucheweizhuanlegebian。
“yelaoshijiushiniubi！”
shiyanshisangerenyekandeshangtou，shenqingxingfen。
disanqijieshuhou，yeqiusuolianxuyoulianggecitiaoshangresou。
#yeqiusuoqiren#、#yeqiusuorenxingtikuji#
xianzaiyijingshaoyourentaoluntashijiafuzerendeshi，doubeitadisanqidebiaoxianzhenjingdaotubianchengfensi。
“woxianzaiyaofazhaopianma？”wanyurouxinyoubugandao。
yuanbenzheixiefengtouanfazhandoushitade，jieguodiyiqiguohou，houmianliangqichedituolituanduikongzhifanwei。
“fa，weishenmebufa？tajiafuzerendeshidetixingtixingwangyou。”jingjirenrangwanyuroubazhousidezhaopianfachulai，ranhouqulianxizhuanyetuandui。
wanyurounazheshouji，bataheyeqiusudeheyingfalechulai，bianjileyiduanhua：【haorongxingyouyicidedaojihuiqutianqiukejicanguan，yeqiusujiaoshouhennaixindijieshilewotichudeqianbowenti，xiwangxiayicihainengxiangyejiaoshouqingjiao。】
jihuyigexiaoshizhihou，weibofengxiangkaishibian，yipipinglunkaishizhanjuqianpai。
【dajiadouquyurouweibokankanzhenzhengdetianqiukejixiangmufuzerenba，yigejiadezailihaiyeshijiade。】
【yeqiusuozhuangtianqiukejixiangmufuzerenzheishi，shichuileba，lianmingzidoushigaofang，ou！】
【wanyuroupangbianderencaishizhenzhenghuajingdaxuedeyejiaoshou。】
【zailihai，sahuangyebuxingba，duiyeqiusuozheizhongxinjinvhaoganyixiazimeile。】
……
xiangshiyouyizhikanbujiandeshou，jiangweiboresoupinglunfengxiangshunjiandiaozhuantou，yeqiusuodefengpingzaicibiancha。
zhishi，zheizhongyulunzaidiertianzaiyicibeinizhuan。
yuanyinshimouzhuixingwangzhan，yourenfatie，houyoubeihaoshibaguabozhubanyun，yixiaziyinqizhongrenzhuyi。
【zhenjing，zuotianbeimajiafuzerendemourenxingdatijiqiyidazaochuxianzaihuajingdaxueguanwangzhigongbiaoshang，daodishiguanfangdaxuedaodelunsanghaishi……】
yuantieshuolouzhuzaoshangzhishisuiyihaoqidianjinhuajingdaxueguanwangkankanyeqiusujiaoshou，jieguofaxianyeqiusuoheranzailie，yizhangzhengjianzhaoganjingyouhaokan，xueliboshi，chengjiulantiandemanman。
【shenmeqingkuang？zuotianguanwangshanghaimeiyouyeqiusuo，tahaimaitonglehuajingdaxue？】
【huajingdaxuebenkeshengzaici，jintianzaoshangguanwangtongyigengxingejixueyuanjiaozhigongziliao。】
【shangmiandechengjiulanshizhenshidema？tacaiduoda？ershiwusuidoubudao。】
【jiusuanhuajingdaxuetongzhuanyeyoulianggeyejiaoshou？yeqiusuozaifuzerenshenfenshangyeshuolehuangba。】
【e……yeneirenyaoshuoyiju，qishitianqiukejigongsiyouhenduohenduoxiangmu，erqieyouxiesuiranlile，danbuyidinghuichenggong，doumomoxiaoshile，lianggeyejiaoshoudouyouxiangmuyeshiyoukenengde。】
yidanyoufengtouchuxian，youdewangyoujiunengjishidehuashenchengweiliewenhuke。
tianqiukejigongsineibujianzhuyoudabanteshuboli，zheixiebolidangchushexiangshiweiweilaigaizaozuobianli，logoliangcedouyoudakuaiboli，wanyurouneizhangzhaopianbeijingteyipailelogo。youwangyouguanchalogoshi，wuyijianfaxianfujinbolidedaoying，fangdajietuchulairangqitarenxipin。
【shiwoxiangdeneiyangma？？】
【biedebushuo，zheiyouyuedecelian，chuleyeqiusuoyemeiyoudiergerenba。】
【tayezaitianqiugongsineibu，suoyi……guoranshilimianxiangmudefuzerenma？】
yuanbenbeiwanyuroutuanduiteyianpaideyizhang‘wuxinzhaopian’，yonglaianshiyeqiusuoshijiafuzeren，jieguofandaolizhengtashuodeshizhenhua。
“buzhidaode，haiyiweimojienimenshiyeqiusuobeihoudetuandui。”wanyurouzichaodao。
“yurou，zheishishiwomenmeizuohao。dangchumingmingdedaoxiaoxishuojiemuzudaoyanneibianquhuajingdaxuechale，quedingmeiyouyeqiusuozheigeren。womencaizheimezuo，xiaciyidingrangtamenzhuyi。”jingjirenyemeixiangdaochuanxiaoxiderenjingguojidao，yijingbadaoyanyuanyijiniuqukuodale。
“mojie，woyebushiguaini，zhishijihuahaode，turanbianchengzheiyang，woqingxumeikongzhihao，baoqian。”wanyurouzhanqilaizhenchengdao。
jingjirenanweidao：“jiranyeqiusuoshidaxuejiaoshou，neizheiqijiemushangwan，wokantachizaoyaohuiqu，henimeishenmejingzheng。”
“嗯。”
dengjingjirenlikai，wanyuroudezuijiaohudubianluoxialai：jianshiguoyulequanwanqianxingguangdeyouhuo，sheihaishedelikai？
……
yeqiusuozheiliangtiankeyishuochujinfengtou，liandiertianquluzhidisiqijiemu，jiemuzutaiduyixiazibianhaolebushao。buguodaolezhouyi，tataolunredubeilingyigerenqiangzoule。
jiushi《zhishidadada》neijigemingxingjiabinchuxianzairesoushang，yehaiyouwangyoubuzhidaotamenshishei，gengbuyongshuoyeqiusuozhishigesuren。
danxiedamingxingbutong，tamingziyichuxian，peishanghoumiandecitiao，zhijiebaole。
#谢溪没文化#
tacanjiadechanggexuanxiujiemuyeshizhouliubofang，zhouriluzhi。anzheizhongxuanxiujiemulaishuo，chulediyiqihuibadaoshidaichulaiqiangredu，houmianjibenshanghuipengzhexinrenchulai。
zheiciqiyinshiyourenturancongjiemuzhongjicijingtoujiechuxiexizaishouzhongbaibanxiedezi。
xianbushuozichou，wangyoufaxiantashangmianshigeziyoujiugeshicuozi，haiyouyigebuzixikanyeyiweishicuode。
youyijiuyouer，luluxuxuyounimingwangyoubachuxiexizaiqitahuodongzhongluchulaidezi，jibenmeiyouzhengquedezi。
mingxingyirenzichou，wenhuadi，yebushishenmexiqideshi，tamenzhizhongyouxiezaozaochuoxue，yeshuyuzhengchang。
danxiexihunshenshangxiadoutouzhejingui，xiangjiguigongzi，fensilvjingyixiazixisui。
【buhuiba，buhuihaiyourenbuzhidaoxiexichuzhongdoumeibiyeba。】
yourenzaixiamiandaifengxiang，xiexiyixiazibeidingshangfengkou，zaijiashangtachudaoyizhidoubuhaoxiangchu，shuohuazhilaizhiqu，xianzaiquanguijieyutawenhuadi，suzhicha。
“worangrenquchengqing。”jingjirenzhuanmendaoxiexizhuchudao。
xiexibankaozaishafashang，taishoudakaidianshi，mianwubiaoqingdao：“chengqingshenme？wobenlaichuzhongjiumeibiye。”
“danshi……”jingjirenxiangshuoshenme，beixiexiyiyankanxiaolesheng。
guoleyihuijingjirendazheshangliangdao：“zheishizongdeyigejiejuedebanfa。”tazhidaoxiexibuxiangduiguanzhongfensitineijianshi。
xiexiditoukanshoujishuaweibo。
jingjirenyiweitazaikanzijideresou，biandao：“woanpainihelaoshijiazhuangjinxiuyixia？zhaogezhimingdugaoyidiande。”
xiexitaitoukanleyiyandianshishangderen，youditoukanweibo，biaoqingqiguai，zanshimeiyoulihuijingjiren。
jingjirenzaiciwendao：“xixi，niyuanbuyuanyi？”
xieximomozhuantoukanjingjiren，hurantaishouzhizhedianshilimianyigerendao：“wojuedetahaoxiangtinglihai。”