jianwobuyu，sumingzhaoweiwotaoshangjiezhi，meiyanshenqing。
“zhiyi，nifangxinba，yihouwohuishouhuniyibeizide。”
wozhaixiajiezhi，padeshuaizaitalianshang，
“buyongle，woyaoqurenqin。”
sumingzhaobochunminjin，shuangmouxinghongdewangzhewo。
眼前弹幕疯狂滚动。
“shenqingnanzhubeijuhunzhenshitaiweiqule，nvzhuzheigechunhuo，jinwanyaoshiqurenqin，jueduihuibeishenanandiuquweigoude！”
“gaobudongnvzhu，fangzhehaohaoderizibuguo，feiyaoqusongsiganshenme？”
woshiruowudu，taituiyaozou。
sumingzhaojimanglazhuwo，sangyinpoqie。
“zhiyi，biebaifeiliqile，nijiusuanqule，shenlaoyeziyebuhuirennizheigejiejie，gengbukenengbacaichanjini！”
wokanzheta，“weishenme？”
苏明昭叹息，
“shenlaoyezikaozhenidezhacaipuzifajia，dangshangshoufu，zaojiuwangjichuxinle，xianzaishenjiarendouhenbudenisizaiwaimian，tayouzenmekenenghuibacaichangongshouxiangrang！”
wokantamanlianyouse，xinzhonghaoxiao，taishoushuaikaita。
“jibianruci，neiyeshiwodeshi，wulunjieguoruhe，wodouyaoshishi。”
弹幕疯狂输出。
“bushi，nvzhuyoubingba？nandaojiahecaichanhainengbimingzhongyaoma，meikuyingchi！”
“nanzhuzhendehendanxinnvzhu，xintengnanzhuwuwu，zheimeshenqingjieguobeicuofule，dengzheba，nvzhuhuihouhuide！”
danmushuodeyueqijing，woyueshidabuwangbieshuzou。
shenhouxiangqisumingzhaokunhuodexinsheng。
“zenmehuishi？weishenmeshenzhiyifeiyaoqurenzheigeqin，nandaotazhidaoshenlaoyeziyizhizaipantahuiquma？”
“suzhu，neiwomenxianzaigaizenmeban。”
sumingzhaoxinsheng：“jianzhaochaizhaoba，wobuhuirangtadechengde。”
wogenjudizhi，zhaodaodididejiazhai。
jinchuderenhenduo，wochuandetimian，hunlejinqu。
huranyigechuanzhehualidenvrentaishoulanzhuwo，jugaolinxiadesaoguowoquanshen。
“nishishenmeren，wojidezheichangjiazuyanhuimeiyouyaoqingniba？”
弹幕开始闪过。
“xinhenshouladenvpeizhongyuchuxianle，nvzhuzheixiayaowandanle，gai，sheirangtahuilairenqinde！”
“nvpeikeshishenlaoyezichongdadeguaisunnv，erqieshidangjichengrenpeiyangde，yaoshimeidianshouduan，yebukenengzoudaozheigeweizhile。”
mianqiandenvrenmeiyangaoao，wopingjingkaikou。
“我是来认亲的。”
shenananshuangshouhuanxiong，jifengdexiaochusheng。
“youlaiyigerenqinde，shuoba，nishishenjiadenaweisishengnv？”
wenyan，wotingzhibeiji，zhidiyousheng。
“我是你姑奶奶。”
shenananyileng，suihougenjianleshenjingbingyiyang，manlianwuyu。
erdatangli，mashangbaofachuyizhenhongtangdaxiao。
“jianguolairendiede，lairenmade，haishidiyicijiandaolairensunnvde。”
“taruguozhenshigunainai，neishenshianshuailetaweiyidehuaxiang，budeqiasitaa。”
woshunzhezhongrendechaofengshengkanqu，jiaoluolizuozheyigegegeburudeshaonian，
tazhangdemeiyanqingxiu，yifushangzhanmanhongjiuzi，kanqilaishifenlangbei。
tadingdingdedingzhewo，xiangshikandaolejinghaideshi，muguangchongmanlebukesiyi。
“zhenshi，gunainai……”
erneiqunchaofengwoderenwenyan，eyidepaizhetadelian，xiaodehebulongzui，
“gunainaizenmeyedeqilaobashile，tayigehuangmaoyatou，kanqilaibiananhaixiao，shuoshinigunainainihaizhenxina，youchunyousha，niyepeigenananzhengjichengren！”
“jiushi，taminglidaishuai，chushenkesilema，youshuaisuilegunainaidehuaxiang，balaoyeziqijinyiyuanchadianmeiqiangjiuguolai，niyinggaiananjingjingdebizui，daizainidefangjianlibiechulaizhidaoma！”
“xingle，datajiushile，bietigunainaihuaxiangdeshi，neishiyeyedexinjie。”
shuozhe，jigerenzuoshiyouyaowangtashenshangdaojiu，wodunshiqibudayichulai。
“住手！”
woyishenghechi，hedejirenshenziyizhan，jiudouchadianmeinawen。
shenananlengsaolewoyiyan。
“nizenmehaizai，lairenbatadiuchuqu，guohuiyeyelailekanjianzheimegedongxi，huifapiqide。”
我眸色一沉。
jigerengangyaodongshou，damenhuranbeirentuikai，shenlaoyezizaibaobiaodeyonghuxiajinlai。
zhongrendunshianjingxialai，musongshenlaoyezizuoshangzhuwei。
wolenglengdewangzheta，wushinianguoqu，didibailetou，suiyueyijingzaitadelianshangliuxiafengshuang。
kanjianneishuangcangsangyoushuxidemeiyan，wobuyouzizhudehanleshengtademingzi。
“沈大年……”
shenlaoyezishenxingyijiang，huanhuantaiqiyanpikanxiangwo。
弹幕砰的炸开。
“woqu，nvzhuyetaiyongleba，juranganzhihulaoyezimingzi，buyaominglema？”
“kanzheiqunrenyigegegenjianleguiyiyang，xiaosiwole，zheixiayouhaoxikanle，nvzhuyoukutouchile！”
zhongrensaodongqilai，xingzailehuodekanzhewo。
shenananlianseyuelaiyuehei，naonudao。
“zhenshifangsi！baoan，limabazheigehuyanluanyudefengnvrenjiwodiuchuqu！”
jigebaoancongmangshangqianyaoqianzhiwo，woyibachexiabozishangdezuchuanyupeigaogaojuqi。
“woshinimengunainai，wokansheigandongwo！”
jianzhuang，zhongrendaoxiyikouliangqi。
“zhei，zheikeshishenjiazuceshangdechuanjiabao，mofeitazhenshigunainai？”
;）lz运w——,
“nikeladaoba，nijiagunainaiershisuia？”
“danwotinglaoyezishuoguo，gunainaidangnianshiqucanyuleyigemimishiyan，nandaozheixiangshiyandechengguo，shikeyiyongbaoqingchunmianrongma？”
wenyan，shenananyandishanguoyisihuangluan，jimangshangqianqinnidewanzhushenlaoyezidegebo。
“yeyea，jiusuanshiyupei，yeshikeyiweizaode，tajiushigefengnvren，niqianwanbiexinletadeguihua。”
datingdefenweijinbengqilai，shenlaoyezichengzheguaizhangkanlewoliangjiu，zuihouhuanhuankaikoudao。
“nibayupeinaguolai，rangwohaohaokankan。”
wozhengyaobayupeidiguoqushi，sumingzhaoturanchongjinmen，yibaqiangzouwodeyupeizazaidishang。
“zhiyi，nibiezaiziqiqirenle，shenjiabushininenggaopandeqide！”