第1章
“suluo，nikezhenshiwozuzong！zhaoresheibuhao，feiyaoquzhaorechenzixu，nibuzhidaotadefensiduolihaima！a？！”
yigeshenzhehuachenyiniuzikudenanrenzhengfanzaodelaihuiduobu，yinzheqingxujidong，baijingdeshuailiancishizhangdetonghong。
suluokanzhetatoushangneimowuyun，buyouzizhudi“ze”leyisheng。
bukuishisuluodejingjiren，zheiqiyunyeshichademeisheile。
guaibudedailesangeyiren，lianggedoubeirenwazou。shengxiayigesuluo，santianqianhaiyinweiwangluobaolihejiatingyuanyintiaoloule。
tabenshiqingyunpaizhangmenshizunzuoxiaweiyidedizi。
feishengzhiji，beileijiepideshenhunjusan。
zhishengyilvshenshi，fushendaozhengzaitiaoloudesuluoshenshang。
yuanshenbenshihaomenqianjin，quezaichushengzhijibeirenguyidiaohuan。neifunvweileyangaishishi，rangzijinverdingtiyuanshenzaihaomenguohaorizi，shenzhitongxiahenshou，jianghaishiyingerdetayiqizaishenshanyelin。
xinghaobeiyilaodaoshijiandao，daihuidaoguanshouyang，riziguodeqingpinquexingfu。
18suibeitangjiazhaohuihou，kuailederizijieranerzhi。
tangmusuiranyijingzhidaodangnianzhenxiang，queburenzijiyishoudaidadetangtianxuehuidaonongcunshouku，lengshijiangtangtianxueliuzaitangjia。
kezheitangtianxuefeidanbuganen，shenzhichuchuxianhaiyuanshen。
yuanshenzixiaozaidaoguanzhangda，tianxingdanchun，nalidongdezheixie？
yibianshibeidanghongdingliudefensiwangbao，lingyibianshiqinbamabuxiangxinziji，xinqingyuyu，zuizhongtiaolouzisha。
xiangdaoneigechenzixu，suluoyanshenyian。
ruguobushitaqiuaibuchengnaoxiuchengnu，guyifangchufengshengxiandaodayipa，yuanshenyebuhuisi！
“suluo！nidaodiyoumeiyouzaitingwoshuohua！”
suluobeituranfangdadeshengyinheleyitiao，chadiancongshafashangdanqilai。
kandaolinyuneizhangkuaiyaoqisidelian，talianmanghuanshangyizhangxiaolian，paipaizijishenbiandeshafa，xinxuyixiao：“youhuamanmanshuo，kebuxingzheji，nigangcaishuoshenme？womeitingqing。”
linyushenhuxijikouqi，zicongdaileta，zijishaoshuoduanmingsishinian！
tebieshizheiliangtian，yitianduanshinian！
tanulikongzhizhuzijichongshangnaomendenuqi，youzhongfuleyibian：“nineitiancongloushangtiaoxiawanbengjineishipin，beijixianqiushengjiemudedaoyankandaole，xiangyaoqingniqucanjiatadejiemu！jiuyinweizhei，gongsicaimeiyouhenijiechuhetong！”
“zheishiniweiyidejihui，niyidingyaozhuazhu！”linyuzhuazhetajianbangyaohuang，“buguowoyeyaotixingni，chenzixuyejieleneigetonggao，nibuyaozaizuosiqusaoraotale，zhidaoma？”
“neigejiemuliyeyaotiaolou？”suluodengdayanjing。
zheikebufuheshehuizhuyijiazhiguana！
neitiantafushendeshihou，yuanshenyijingtiaoxiaqule。xinghaotashenshiqiangda，suiranzhiyouyilv，haishifeikuaiyunzhuan，qiaomiaodiniuqushenti，tiaodaopangbianzheyangbushang。
zheicaihaofawushangdihuolexialai。
haoqiaobuqiao，quanguochengdoubeihaoshizhepaixialai，haichuandaolewangshang。yixiazihuobaoquanwang。
linyubeitadeguanzhudiannongdemeipiqi，renzhemashangpenyongerchudenuhuo，chechuyigeweixiaolaigaosuta：“yigeren，cong8loutiaoxialai，busiyecan！ernidapolezheiyiguilv，zheishimaidian，suoyicaizhaoni，donglema？”
“dongle，jiushineigedixinyinlishiba？”suluobiaoshilijie。
yinweilinyuyijinghetashuoguoyi......baiduocile。
jiantazhongyujizhule，linyudenuqiyeshaolexie，zaicidingzhuta：“zheicideshigongsiyijingchumianhehongtengyulegongsi，yejiushichenzixudegongsi，dachenglehejie，nikeqianwanbiereshile，jizhulema？”
weilerangsuluonengtingdong，tanulirangzijideyuyanjiandanqiequanmianyidian。
sheishuotameishi？tamingmingbanaozishuaihuaile，yiyuandejiqizenmejiujianchabuchulaini！
suluodiandiantou：“fangxinba，wobuhuijiejintade，tamashangyaozuolaole，wokebuxiangzhanshangtademeiyun。”
“wodezuzong，nikekuaidianbizuiba！”linyuhedeyigejiling，chadianshuaizaidishang，“zheihuayaoshirangtadefensitingjianle，nijiubiexiangfanshenle！”
suluopiepiezui，bushuohuale。
linyujixukukoupoxindequan：“chenzixushidingliu，bushininengzhaoredeqide。erqietagengongsiqianlehetong，zhishaohaiyouliangnianbunengtanlianai。suoyi，nijiuxiaotinghuier，nuligaoshiyezhuandaqian，tabuxiangma？”
suluojinminzhezuikanzheta，bushuohua。
搞钱哪有躺平香？
ruguobushizhanlezheijushenti，jiuyaohaiyuanshenyigeqing，taxianzaijiuxiangshoushishoushihuidaoguantangpingqu。
linyuzhoumei：“youshenmehuanijiushuo，jimeinongyandechousile。”
“bushiniburangwoshuohuadema！”suluoqidedahou。
ganshuotachou，tapashixiale！
haodaitayeshiwuqiannianlaizuimeidefeishengxiannv，tayezhaojingzikanle，zheisuluohetazhangdechabuduo，jiushizaihongchenqinranduonian，qizhishangchalexie。
“woshirangnibieshuochenzixu！dedede......gunainai，nishuoshashisha。fanzhengnijizhu，yihouguanyuchenzixuderenhehuanidoubieshuo！”
budengsuluoshuohua，tajiuganmangqishen：“neigezongyisantianhouluzhi，zheiliangtiannihaohaoxiuxi，zhunbeizhunbei，younalibushufulikejiwodadianhua。”
shuowan，xiangshipasuluolanzhutaside，zhanqilaijiuwangwaizou。
suluochaotabaibaishou，yuguangpiejiantayintangshangturanyongxiandeheiqi，muguangyilin。
feikuaidiqiasuanleyixia，dingzhuta：“yihuiernixialoudeshihoubiezuodianti，zouloutiba。”
“kaiwanxiao，zheikeshibalou！”linyuxiangshitingdaoleshenmexiaohua，tingxiajiaobudengta。
suluodiantou：“baloueryi，niyegaiyundongle，gengexiaojizierside。”
linyushenxiyikouqi，nulikezhizhuxiangdasitadechongdong，juedingzheisantianyijuhuadoubuhetashuo，yimianduanshou。
suizhemen“kada”yishengguanshang，suluodeshoujiyexiangleqilai。
naqishoujiyikan，shangmianbiaozhu“mama”。
suluotiaomei，anxialejietingjian。
“wei，luoluo，woshimama，jintiantangtangchuyuan，nihuilaichigewanfan，gentadaogeqian，zheijianshijiusuanguoqule。doushiyijiaren，yihouhaideyiqishenghuo。”
dianhualideshengyintingshangquhenshiciai，taiduqueshizhaxinbuyi。
“daoqian？”suluolengxiao，“taxiangtuiwo，jieguozijijiaoxiayihuadiaojinlehuli，haiyaowodaoqian？nishibushinaozihuaile？”