第四章 以后老子横着走

xianzailinyishentisuiranyunhanzhejudadenengliang,danshijuedabufendoushibeifengyinzhude,suoyilinyidedengjicaiershiduoji,ruguozheixienengliangjiechufengyinle,linyikongpazhijiejixiandouluole。

erzhiyuruhejiechufengyin,zheigelinyijiubuzhidaole。linyizhishiyouxiedanxin,dengdaomourijiguangdianlongjiechulefengyin,huibuhuijiangzijifanshi?

zheishiyigefeichangzhidesikaodewenti。

linyibeizheshou,dandandao:“shenmedianwang?wobuzhidao,wodewuhunshigouweicaobale。”

cishidelinyibianmianshanghenshidandingwenrugou,shizexinlitouyijinghuangleyipi,zheiliutiaopangrandawuweizheziji,huanzuosheisheidouhaipa。

tongtiandashewangduilinyinuhouyisheng,zuilineiechoudetuomojiazazheduyepenfachulai,rangrenexinbuyi:“shuo!dianwangdaodizaina!?”

linyishenshangmanmandoushiyiguechouwei,haowuyiwen,linyiyezhongledu,tadeshenkaishifayangfare,ranhouxiangshiranshaoleyiban,yichangnanshou。

zheishiyizhongqiansuoweiyoudeganjue,linyixinzhonganjiaobuhao,lingshancaozhiyouyike,jixiaowuchile,nandaozhendeyaosizaizheili?

“xiaozi,nikezhidaoneiyatoupianzizaiwozheitouleshenmedongxima?”tongtiandashewangshuohuajianshentihuazuoyidaoheiyanxiaoshibujian,erchuxianzailinyimianqiande,shiyigekansisanshiduosuidedashu,lianshangyouyitiaozhangba,sheihuizhidao,zheigezhongniandashuyijingshiyouershiwannianle:“shuochudianwangdexialuo,baneixiaoyatoupianzishenshangdedongxiguihaiwomen,huoxunengraonimenquanshi!”

shiwannianjiunenghuachengrenxing,ershiniandeshiliyijingxiangdangyufenghaodouluole。

neizhongweiya,jiusuanshilinyixuemaiyazhi,yehuibeishilifanyazhi。

benlaijiuyijingzhongledudelinyishentigengjialengle,linyiganjueshixianmohu,tounaofayun,suishidouhuidaoxiaqu。

linyihenshijiannandizhouzhemeitou,burangzijidaoxiaqu。

nandaoganggangchuanyuelaizheili,jiuyaosi?

huanghujian,linyizhujianshiqushenzhi,erlinyideyanzhonglansedeshanshuozhelansedeleidian。

chuletongtiandashewang,qitawutiaodashedoubeilinyishentideweiyajizhengzhule。

tongtiandashewangshensejinzhang,tayouxienanyizhixindikanzhecishidelinyi,shitandao:“nishidianwang?”

“didengzhongzu!haoshengwuli!”linyishuohuajiutouluzhewuxiandeweiya,zheiweiyaqiangdadaozhouweidezhiwudouxiangtawanyao。

tongtiandashewanghoumiandewutiaodashejieshiditouxingli。tongtiandashewangmeitouzhoujin,“nandaoshiwannianqiandefengyin,zhendejiekaile?weilezhonghunshou!weilewuwang!weiminchuhai!zhancaochugen!dianwang!benhaiyiweiyaohaidilaozhen,meixiangdaonizijisongshangmenlaile,neijiubieguaiwowuqingle!”

shuozhe,tongtiandashewanglenglengdiduizijiwugeshouxiashuodao:“tazhibuguoshiyigeershiduojidexiaomaohai!buzuguachi!chendianwangdeshilihaimeiyouwanquanjiefeng!dahuoyiqibataganle!”

“xiaoxiaodashewang,juranrucidadekouqi!jiusuanwochenglezheigeyangzi,niyiyangbushilaofudeduishou!”huayujian,linyitineibaofachujingrendeliliang,linyideshentikuaiyaobeineiwuqiongdeliliangchengbao,erchaneijian,linyideshiliyijingdaodalefenghaodouluodezhuangtai。

linyizongshenyiyue,bujianlezongying,erxiayimiao,wutiaowanniandetongtiandashedeshetoujiuyijingluodi,zhiyousheshenhaizaizuowuweidezhengzha。

tongtiandashewangmeijianyijin,lenghanconglianshangliulexialai,erzheigeshihoutacaiyishidaoshiqingdekongbuxing,benlaiyiweichenzhedianwanghaimeiwanquanjiechufengyinbazheishiwanniandexintouyinhuanjichanchudiao,kewanwanmeiyouxiangdao,dianwangdeshiliyijiushineimeqiangda……bu……suiranshilibuzushiwannianqiandewushifenzhiyi,danshizuyijiangtaanzaidishangchui。

dantongtiandashewangyaozhuanshentaopaodeshihou,zaitadeshenhouyigejudadeshandianbandeguanghuajulongzhengkanzheta,dandanshizheigesiwangningshi,zuyirangturanzhanzaiyuandiwufadongdan。

sheinengxiangxin,yigeershiwanniandehunshou,zaiyigeershiduojidehunshimianqian,hedebugandongdan?

……

senlinyipianningjing,siwangdeqixilongzhaozhezhouwei。heianzhizhong,tongtiandashewangbeicongtianerjiangdeyidaodaoshandiantunshi。

ercongzheigeshihoukaishi,tachengweilelinyidediyigehunhuan,shiwanniandehunhuan。zaizhengyigedouluodalu,sheinengzuodaodiyigehunhuanjiushishiwanniande?jianzhishiqianwuli。

hunshuizhizhong,linyideneijingzhongchuxianleyitiaojulong,julongzhoubianbuduandianshanleiming,taliangyandengzhetangzaineijingzhizhongdelinyi,“xiaozi!nizheishizaizhaosi!”

shuozhe,dianlongyuyaoduilinyifaqigongji,queyoubeishenmedongxijishufuzhule,wufadongdan,shenzhihunshenwuli。

linyilengshen,zhanleqilai,“zheishina?”

erzheishixitongdeshengyinchuanrulelinyidenaohai:“zhuren,zheishinidexinjing,bubihuangzhang,tabunengnanizenmeyang?suiranwojiechuletazaichiyanshanshangdefengyin,danshiwozhongxinbatafengyinzailenideshentilimian。suizheshijiandetuiyi,ninengquanbubatadenengliangzhanweijiyou,congciyihou,meiyoujiguangdianlong,zhiyoujiguangdianlongdewuhun!”

“meiyourenhefuzuoyongma?”linyiwenyanshenxi,jiezhewendao:“wobuhuibeitadenengliangfanshima?huozhewodeshentihuibeitabazhan?”

xitongjixushuodao:“buhuide,buguoshiququbaiwanniandehunshou,youbenxitongzai,nijiufangyibaiwangexin!jinhoudexiuliandesuduhuijiqidikuai,yinweinideshentihuibuduandixishoujiguangdianlongdeliliang,erniyueshiqiangda,xishoudianlongliliangdesudujiuyuekuai!”

tingdaoxitongdejieshi,linyidaxi,zheisuanshipochulexintoudeyidayinhuana!yihoudelushiyaohengzhezoule,sheidoulanbuzhule!jiguangdianlong?yihoulaozijiushilongwang!

xitongjianlinyishenxi,jixushuodao:“suzhubuyaogaoxingditaizao,bijingjiguangdianlongshiyidawangzhe,tadenenglibingfeineimerongyijiayude,suzhuxiangyaobiandegengqiang,haixuyaoewaidenuli!haiyoujiushi,shiwannianqianyinweijiguangdianlongyubaofengzhanlonglianggelongwangdedazhan,douluodalufaqileqiansuoweiyoudedaguimozhanzheng,neiyiniansunshicanzhong,gegediguosunshilezhongduoqiangzhe,caipingdinglezhanzheng,bajiguangdianlongfengyinzailechiyanshan,erzhiyubaofengzhanlongshenchuhechu,wurensuozhi。”