第1章 嫁妈心切

“mami,zheiweishushugenzhiqiandechounanrenbuyiyang。”

“wochaguole,tayouqianyouquanyoushi,yuanyizuowodebaba,haikeyibaohuwoheni。”

qiaoqinghuandeerziqiaoyang,jizijizhaolegebaba。

tahaijiangzheiweibabahouxuanrendaihuilejia。

aizhuopang,nanrenyishenshenhuisedexifu,rumodeheimou,tingzhidebiliang,qiyuxuanang。

“qiaoxiaojie,woyiyuyangyangxiedingzuotadebaba。ruguonimeiyouyiyi,suishikeyizoufalvchengxu,lingzheng。”

taxiuzhangdezhijiangouchuyizhangmingpian,fangzaizhuoshang。

jinsedemingpianshangxiezhe:siyuzhou——ckjituanzongcai。

meidengqiaoqinghuanhuida,siyuzhoujichuletanpandechouma:

“santianqian,zheidongfangzidediqi,woyijingmaixia。fangzixianzaiguiwosuoyou,ruguoqiaoxiaojietongyilingzheng,diqikeyizhuanzengyuni。ruguobutongyi,qingwubizaisantianneibanzou。”

“woyuanyichushibeidejiaqian,maihuidiqi。”qiaoqinghuanburongjujuedikaikou。

siyuzhoushuangtuisuiyidijiaodie,chunbiangouzheyimosiyouruowudehudu,“baoqian,bumai。”

“那慢走,不送。”

qiaoqinghuanzuobuchumaierzideshiqing,kaimen,songke。

qiaoyangshiwangdiwangzhesiyuzhoudelikai,manlianjusang。

qiaoqinghuanquehaoqi,diqizenmehuidaolesiyuzhoushouli?

zhongshenghou,taweiledaizheqiaoyangbinan,yizhiyuwaipozhuzaifenghuangcundezheidongfangzili。

diqiyizhishiwaiponazhe。

liangtianqian,waipoqulanchengtadanverfangyuhuajiazuoke,haimeihuilai。

qiaoqinghuansongzousiyuzhou,jiangqiaoyanghongshuihou,dachedidadayifangyuhuajia。

“我外婆呢?”

qiaoqinghuansichuxunzhao,quemeiyoukandaowaipo,bunaidixunwenkaozaishafashangdefangyuhua。

“yaobushinibuzhijiandian,weihunxianyun,gaohuailemingsheng,nengbawomajiqidaowozheilaima?”

fangyuhuakezhenhuidiandaoheibai,mingmingshitabawaipoqinglaide!

“diqiwomajilewo,nijiubiedianjile,woyijingtuozhongjiemaichuqule。”

fangyuhuameicihuiqu,bushidianjizhefangzi,jiushidianjizhewaiposhoulideqian,congweiganguoshenmexiaoshunshi。

tabushiqiangqiang,waipojuewukenengjiangdiqijita。

“wowaipoyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,nijiudengzhezuolao。”

qiaoqinghuanshuaixiazheijuhuajiuyaozou,quebeizhanqishendefangyuhuazhuaizhule,

“nizhangdezheimejun,bengaiyougehaoqiantude。kexi,daizhegetuoyouping!nibamazoudezao,waipoyoubuzhushi,dayiwodetinihunshizuozhu,shoulechengjiadepinli。”

“nijiuzhunbeichujia,zuokuotaitaiba!buyongxiewo,danenqingyaojizaixinli,yongnidehoubanshenghaohaobaodawo。”

qianshi,fangyuhuabizheqiaoqinghuanjiajinchengjiashi,jiushizheimeyiduanshuoci。

dangshi,qiaoqinghuanbeifangyuhuadiaozailefangliangshang,tingzhefangyuhuaruma。

guoran,rengrandasuanlikaideqiaoqinghuantingdaofangyuhuadahanyisheng:

“haixiangwangnazou?lairen,batajiwobangqilai,diaozailiangshang!”

lianggezhuanghanshoushangnazhemasheng,chaozheqiaoqinghuanqishixiongxiongdichongguolai。

qiaoqinghuanchouzhunshijihoutuiyibu,lianggezhuanghandetoubianzhuangdaoleyiqi,tayongyitiaomashengbalianggehunjuedezhuanghanbangzaiyiqi,lingyitiaomashengyonglaibangfangyuhua。

qiaoqinghuanbijingnianqing,fangyuhuahenkuaibianbeibangleqilai,suihoutaliyonghualun,jiangfangyuhuadiaozaifangliangshang。

fangyuhuazhouzhemeitou,aiyaaiyadejiaohuanzhe,

“huanhuan,nizheishiganshenmeya?woshentibuhao,nizheishiyaowodemingya,ganjinfangwoxialai!”

qiaoqinghuantiaoletiaomei,“wowaiponi?”

“niwaipoqushanshangxiangle,jinzaojiuqule。wohainengbatanongmeibucheng,shiniwuhuiwole。”

qiaoqinghuanweizhewuziyouzhuanleyiquan,zaishuzhuoqianzuoxia。

lengbaidepifushang,wuguanlitierqingxiu,xiuzhangdexigeboxituirangzhenggerentianlejifenganlian,liluo。buxiaodeshihou,meimujian,haidaizhejifenyingqi。

tafeiwudeshouwanjiangbaozhengshuxiehaozuihouyixing,judaofangyuhuagenqian,

“shinizijiqianzini,haishiwojinilailiangxiazi,rangnisongsonggu?”

yubi,qiaoqinghuanyaoleyaozhaodaodepibian。

pibianshixinde,jieshiyourenxing。

yibianzixiaqu,fangyuhuabaozhengpikairouzhan。

qianshi,zheishifangyuhuaweitazhunbeide。

“不!不试!”

fangyuhuadetouyaodexiangbolanggu,saoleyiyanbaozhengshu,tadeliansegengnankanle,

“nizheihaizi,xiedezheishishenmedongxi!diqishiniwaiposongde,qiandangranshiwode。nimaqushidezao,niwaiponianjidale。nidehunshihainengyousheibangnizhangluo!”

“bu,buxing!wozheishiweinihao!”

“weiwohao?”qiaoqinghuanxiaole。

qiaoqinghuanchunjiaogouqilenglengdehudu,chaozhefangyuhuahenhenjiushiyibianzi,

“nizhunbeibawomaijinchengjiadangyaoqianshu,yeshiweiwohao?”

qianshi,fangyuhuaweileqianjiangqiaoqinghuanmaijinchengjia,ranhougesanchawuzhaogezhongliyouquchengjiayaoqiu,shijingdizhaquqiaoqinghuanshenshangsuoyoudeqianzaijiazhi。

youjiangqiaoyangmaijilesijia,shuoshijitazhaodehaoyangfu。

congci,tabeisuozaizhaizilibunengjianqiaoyang,zhidaodezhiqiaoyangdesixun,zaigeloushanglediao。

qiaoqinghuanzaichengjiabeirenyane,shitifalechoucaibeirenzhidao。

tazhongshengqian,hunpoliti,qinyankanzhechengjialiaocaojiangtadeshitituochuquweigou。

“aiyaya!teng,tenga!kelianwohuodaozheibasuishu,juranhaizaozheigezui。nifangwoxialai!”

fangliangshang,fangyuhuabeichoudeshenzishangxiaputengzhe,aoaozhijiao。

qiaoqinghuanjiangpibianzaicishunzhile,lengmoudingzhetadelian,

“congjinyihou,wodeshirongbudenichashou!nidaodiqianbuqian?”

“qian,woqianhaibuxingma?”fangyuhuayanleigunluo,kelianxixidiqianzi,lingyizhishouquezaidaanhao。

menkouderenyigunaojiangwoshichuanghutuikai,duanlepenbingwangfangjianliyixian,sandemandidoushi。

louxia,zhengzaijiaoshuideyeguyidiaozhuanfangxiang,jiangshuilongtouduizhunlefangjiandechuanghuwanglipenshui。

qiaoqinghuanpashui,pabing,paleng。

zheishiqiaojiasuoyourendouzhidaodegongkaimimi。

qiaoqinghuandepa,haibushiyibanrendepa。

bingkuaimaochulaidehanqishunzhejiaodibanwangwaishen,chuanghupenjinlaideshuifeijianzhe,qiaoqinghuandetuifazhandiyinyinzuotong。

tashoufuzheqiangbi,cigudeleng。

“haibukuaibalaoniangfangxialai,baneizheigexiaotizijiwobangqilai!”

fangliangshang,fangyuhuakanjiandunzaidishangfadoudeqiaoqinghuan,songleyikouqi,

“zheigexiaotizichadianmeibalaoniangnongsi!yaobushizhizhenimaiqian,laoniangjintianyaonihaokan!”