第3章 管好你的嘴

qiyingdeshenshi,miaoxiaoqinkeyizanshizhuangzuowusuowei,benlaizheiyeshishishi。

keneimeshuonainai,tashibuyunxude!

suoyijinerbubazheiyinyuanjiaohuang,tajiubuxingmiao!

“tangxiaojiezhizewonainaidisu,qixianshengquzhaowonainaisuangua,neijiushishuoqixianshengyeshidisubukanle。”miaoxiaoqin“zeze”yaotou:“wonainaisuanguadejieguoyingyanle,qixianshengnijinsannianruguoqiangxinghunqu,xueguangzhizaipaobule。”

“tangqiqi。”qiliangyemianyouyunse:“guanhaonidezui,zhaorehuoduannitangjiachengdanbuqi。”

“meiyou!womeiyoushuonidisu,nibuyaotingtahushuo,tayigeqiying……”

miaoxiaoqinlikedaduan:“bierenshiqiuyinyuanbainianhaohe,tangxiaojieshiqiuminga,shiyaobaqixianshengdemingjidashangnicaiganxin?”

“zhukou!bieyiweiwobuzhidaonizenmexiangde,haibushixiang……”

“yeye,wodeminggengzhongyao,haishinisuoweidejisunzidexingfugengzhongyao?”

tangqiqidehuayoubeiqiliangyedaduanle:“youxiedongxi,ningkexinqiyou,bukexinqiwu,miaoshenpodesuangua,woxinle。”

“yeye!”tangqiqizhendejile,jiudangtayaoweizijishuohuashi,congyangguanghuafangshangchuanlaiyisheng“dong”。

sishuangyanjingkanshangqu,yizhiniaotouchaobolitangzheyidongyebudong,kanneiyangzixiongduojishao。

keshuilailedizhentou,qiaohelaidetaiqiaole!

miaoxiaoqinshunshijieshuo:“feiqindedaolaiyuyizhejixiangruyi,keniaoersizaizijiayuanzili,yuanyishibuxiang,yiqixianshengdemingge,neishixiaoniaozaitinidangzai。zheiyiciyouxiaoniaodangzai,neixiayicini?suoyifengquanqixianshengyuanlibugaijiechuderenwu,zheiyibeizibijiangdafudagui。”

qiliangyedianlediantou:“yanzhiyouli,ganxiemiaoshenpojiwozhiletiaominglu。”

苗小亲:“……”

suiranzhidao“miaoshenpo”zhideshitanainai,tazenmetingchulebiedeyisi?

“yeye,zhihouwohuianzhaomiaoshenposuanguadejieguoquzuo。weilewodeshengminganquan,ruguoyourenwanshenmehuayang,woshibuhuizhizhibulide。”

houmianneihua,tangqiqitingdexinlimaleyixia。

kanzheqiliangyehusongmiaoxiaoqinlikai,tangqiqibushediwanliu:“aye,nibuyaodaotinghushuohaobuhao?”

“qiqinibuyongzheji,woziyoubanfa。”qilaoyezimizheyanjingkanxiangneiduiliqudeshenying。

dedaoleyunnuo,tangqiqibingmeiyouwanquanfangxinxialai。

buzhidaoweishenme,jiushijuedeqiliangyelizijiyuelaiyueyuan,tebieshijintianjiandaomiaoshenpodesunnv,zheigeganjuegengjiayanzhongle。

bunengzhikaoyeye,tazijihaiyaozuodianshenme,wanjiutaqiuzhibuyidenanren!

likaiqijiadebufa,miaoxiaoqinshiyaoduokuaiyouduokuai,tameiyoukanlouneilaoyeyedeyanshen,henbuyoushan。

zheihuierlengjingxialai,youfajuezijiyouxiexuchongdong,jiaohuailebierendeyinyuan……

“shaoye,buliuxialaichifanma?”houmianyougerenxiaopaozhuishanglai。

qiliangyezhuanshen,“buchile,hanmajintianxiexieni。”

“zheiweijiushimiaoshenpodesunnvma?”hanmaxiaolianyingyingde:“shitingshuomiaoshenposhouyangleyigehaizi,jintianhaishidiyicijiandaoren,zhangdekezhenhaokana!”

yourenkuaziji,miaoxiaoqinyehuiyixiaolian,gangganggendaleyichangzhangsidehenleihenluan,meiyouduoshuoshenmehuale。

huijiadelushang,miaoxiaoqinyiweibicidouzheimeanjingle。

chexingshizaibanlushang,kaichedeqiliangyeyigejianyi,tingdemiaoxiaoqinzhenggejibeijiangying。

“niyaozhaoqinshengfumuma?”