第1章
不要喜欢我
shengyanqishitingxiangbashengxiadebanbeikafeihewande，danduimiandenanrenshizaitaidaoweikou。
ershijiusui，xiangmaozhongshangdeng，zheishitajintiandexiangqinduixiang，zhuwenyao，zhayikanshichengshuwenzhongdesiwenshenshi，yikaikoujiubaoluchusiwenbaileidebenxing。
“zaijiandaoshengxiaojiezhiqian，woyiweilvshidoushineizhonggubanyouyansudemiejueshitai，meixiangdaolvshizhongyeyoushengxiaojiezheimejingzhidemeiren”
“qishinannvyejiuneihuishi，xianzouxinzaizoushen，yirisancan，wodongni，nizhiwo”
“wotingshuotongguoneiyidekuanshiheyansenengkanchuyigenvrendexingge，shengxiaojiejintianchuandeneiyishishenmekuanshishenmeyanse？wofenxifenxi，shengxiaojiekanwoshuodeduibudui”
“……”
bangexiaoshili，shengyanjiuxiangbeidaijiaergudeshangpin，nanrenneishuangyanzhuzidoukuaibatadeyifubaguangle。
chuleqianjijuhainengting，houmianjiukaishiyongyixiewuduanzixuanyaotalaosijidefengqu，xiangshibukaihuangqiangliaobuxiaqu。
shengyandazhinengmingbaitazheizhongxinli，yongjianghunduanzidefangshi，kuitantadekaifangchidu，shitantashuyunazhongleixing。
kantashixianqiliangmuxing，haishifangdangbuji，reqingkaifang，zhizaichuangshangyouyongdenvren，yongxiedutadefangshiliexuan，tabushuohua，tajiuyiweitabujieyi，suoyiyueshuoyueguofen。
youyigebubatajiajiyouqianrenshibubaxiudeqinma，shengyanyinianzhishaoxiangqinbaci，zhuwenyaozheizhongnanren，tajiandeduole，baidubuqin。
zhuwenyaowangzheduimiandeshengyan，yanjinglishanzhejingyanhemanyi，xingkuijintianguolaile，chadiancuoshilezheimegedameiren。
yikaishijialigaosutaduifangshilvshideshihou，tashijujuede，tazailvshishoulichiguokui，suoyiduilvshideyinxianghenbuhao，danshikandaozhaopiandeshihoutalikegailekou。
shengyandewuguanshuyujingzhiwanyuede，anjingdeshihou，xiangshiyifuroumeideshinvtu，kanqilaishangxinyuemu，danzhiyaoyutademuguangduishizhihoujiuhuizhidao，tabingfeiwaibiaokanlaidewenwanguaiqiao。
yisibugoudezhuangrong，ziranweijuandezhangfa，erchuishangguazhedekongquelverzhui，dafanlingdebaisechenshan，chenjingdeyanmoutouzheyigudanmo。
zhuwenyaowanguogezhonggeyangdenvren，zuixihuanzheizhongyouchunyouyudelengmeiren，yinweihuiyouzhengfudekuaigan。
“shengxiaojieyizhibushuohua，shiduiwobumanyima？”
banxiaoshile，yizhidoushitazaishuohua，tashiwenyijudayiju，fuyandeyisihenmingxian，zhuwenyaozaojiubushuangle，ruofeitazheizhanglian，tazaoshuailianzourenle。
shengyanfangxiashoulidekafei，duishangzhuwenyaodeshixian，chezhechunjiaoxiaolexiao。
“shia，nizhongyufaxianle”
zaizhuwenyaoyunnudemuguangzhong，shengyannachushouji，xibaidezhijiezaipingmuhuadongjixia，ranhoubashoujifangzaizhuoshang，fanguolaituidaozhongjian。
“zheishiwolaoban，youqianyouyan，wozhixihuanzheiyangdenanren，nizijiqiaoqiaonizheizhangzhuliannengbunenggentabi”
shengyanwangqianqingzheshenzi，gebozhouchengzaizhuoshang，shouzhangtuozhexiaba，aimeidechaozhuwenyaozhazhayan。
“buguo，zhuxianshengshidaqiyejichengren，qiancaizheifangmianbiwolaobanqiang，neijiuzhishengliandewentile，ruguozhuxianshengkenweilewo，balianzhengchengshoujilizheiyang，neiwokeyikaolvkaolv”
zheishiguaiwanmojiaomatachoule？？
zhuwenyaonule，yipaizhuozichaotadamadao：“nishuosheishizhulian？zhengrong？laozipingshenmeweilenizhengrong，laozikuanijiju，nizhenyiweizijishichangeni！”
kafeidianderenbusuanduo，henanjing，zheibiandedongjinghenkuaiyinlaizhongrenguanwang。
shengyanhunbuzaiyi，zhixiaodao：“change？wokebugangenchangebi，buguonigennizuzongtingxiang”
祖宗？
zhuwenyaolenglexia，suijifanyingguolai，ciqingcijingxia，tashuodezuzongyinggaishizhubajie，bijingtaxingzhu，tadeyisishitagenzhubajiezhangdexiang？
zuoweizhushijituandejichengren，zhuwenyaobeirenfengchengguanle，nalishouguozheiquru，youjianzhouweiyourenzhizhetayilun，gengjuechiru，shoulidekafeizhijiechaoshengyanpoqu。
shengyanshiliaoweiji，diyishijianqunashouji，lianbeipolegezhengzhe，huoqihaimeishanglai，xianxianbeijiuxialaideshoujiyoubeirenduolequ，haimeilaidejihuitou，erbianjiuchuanlaiyidaoxinunanbiandeshengyin。
“suoyi，nixihuanwo？”
shengyanjuedezheishengyinyouxieershu，danyixiangdaolianshangdekafeishiduimianneitouzhuheguode，baopiqijiumeiyazhu。
“喜欢你大爷！”
shenshoucalebalian，zhengkaiyan，shengyanqishixiongxiongdeqishenchaohouzhuan，“ninaweia……lao……laoban？”
dangkanqingjiangmoneizhangjunlianshi，shengyandehunyaohefeile，laotian！jiangmoweishenmezaizheili？shenmeshihoulaide？
zhuwenyaokandaojiangmodeshihou，yedengdaleyan，hei，zheibushishoujilineigenanrenma！
heisechenshan，heisexiku，anguangchengliangdepixie，wuguanshensui，shencaigaodaxiuzhang，yanjinjinguidejingyingfan，pumianerlaideshiyiguburonghushideqiangdaqichang。
zhuwenyaokankanmianwubiaoqingdejiangmo，zaiqiaoqiaoyilianjingsong，qianhouliangfumiankongdeshengyan，turanshengchukanxideniantou。
shengyangubushangmanshendelangbei，xiaoxinyiyidekanzhejiangmo，“laoban，ninzenmezaizhei？”
tabuganmaoranjieshi，yinweitabuquedingjiangmotingleduoshao，tabuxiangrangjiangmozhidaotazaixiangqin。
jiangmobashoujihaijita，chunjiaoshisanmandaiduodehudu，“yueleren”
taqueshishiyueleren，shifenzhongzhiqiandaode，takanjianshengyanle，danshengyanbeikaozhekafeidiandemensuoyimeikanjianta，zhenghaotashenhouyougeweizitajiuzuoxiale，yiweitashiyuejiankehu，meixiangdaoshilaixiangqinde。
zhuwenyaodehuabukanruer，jiangmotingjianle，danshibingweichumian，zuoweilvshi，ruguozheiyangdexiaoshidoujiejuebule，tahuizhongxinpinggushengyandenengli。
“zheishiwolaoban，wozhixihuanzheiyangdenanren”
chutingzheijuhua，jiangmohaiyiweizijitingcuole，danshizixixiangxiang，shengyanqueshiyizhihanta‘laoban’，naibuzhuhaoqijiuhuitoukanleyiyan，zhenghaotajuqishouji，tajiushunshiduoleguolai，pingmushangjingranzhenshizijidezhaopian。
jiangmokanzheshengyanyifuhuangkongdemoyang，chuimeilvezuosisuo，zhengzhunbeishuoshenme，shoujixiangle，jietongzhihouduifangshuolejiju，jiangmodeliansejianjianbiandenankan。
shengyanjiantanalewaitaohegongwenbaoyaozou，mangzhuichulaizaimenkouhanzhuta，yadizheshengyindao：“laoban，woshuowoxihuanni……”
“不要喜欢我”
jiangmozhibaiyoulengmodedaduantadejieshi，yudiaowuyisibolan。
“woxianzaimeiyoutanlianaideshijian，gengmeiyoujiehundeniantou，nixihuanwowanquanshizailangfeinideshijian，youzheigeshijian，buruduozhaodiananyuan，duozuodianyewuliang”
taxianzaibuxuyaonvren，nvrenshiruanlei，zhihuiyingxiangtagaoqian。
kuangfengwuqingdexilai，lenglengdebingyupaidazailianshang，ruofeishengyanzaozhidaojiangmojiushizheizhongzhilaizhiqu，rangrenduojiaodexingzi，ciketapadezhaogedidongzuanjinqu。
shengyanguanhuijizijizhaotaijiexia，taqinzibangjiangmokailemen，xiaoyingyingdao：
“laoban，nindezheizhanglianshinanrenzhongdetianhuaban，sheijianledoudezicanxinghui，suoyiwojiujieyongyixiarangneitouzhuzhinanertui，ninbuyongkunrao，woxianzaigenninyiyang，yixingaoqian，yemeishijiantanlianaijiehun，jintianchuncuishijialibidejile，zouguochangyingfuyixiaeryi”
zheiqishisuanbudejiahua，meiciyudaoziyiweishi，hendisudexiangqinduixiang，tadouhuijiejiangmodelianrangtamenzhaozhaojingzi，zheizhaolvshibushuang，zhishizhuwenyaotailow，jingganyongkafeipota。
jiangmoduitadehuidahenmanyi，tayoujishi，meishijiandangetaijiu，zhishisuikouwenleyisheng，“gangcailuyinlema？”
shengyandiantou，ruofeizhuwenyaodezuitaihuang，tabuhuiquluyin，ruofeiqujiushouji，tayebuzhiyuduobukaikafei。
jiangmopailepaitadejianbang，“qubaneitouzhuzaile”，shuowanjiujibuzoule。
shengyanwangzhetalikaidebeiying，youyoutanlekouqi，jintianzhenshishuaidaojiale，xianggeqinyudaoyitouzhu，youzhuangshanglaoban，chenjibiaogebaihaibeirengledaoziguolai，yaofengle！
zhuwenyaokaoguolai，xingzailehuo，“shengxiaojie，juwoguancha，nizheilaobanduiniwanquanmeiyouyisia，nidoubeiwopokafeile，tajingranyidianfanyingdoumeiyou，zuoweiguolairenwo……”
houmiandehuazhuwenyaojibiehuiqule，zheiguniangdeyanshentaiherenle，youandetongsexiangshibujiandideshenyuan，kantademuguangxiangshizaikanyigesiren，chunjiaodeneimoxiaoyouweishenren。
“laobanshuole，rangwoshazhu”
tazouhuizuowei，nalewaitaohebao，“zhuxianshenggangcaiwenwoneiyiyansehekuanshideneixiewuyanhuiyu，wodouluxialaile，zaigongzhongchanghegongranyongyuyanwurunvxing，shuyuweifanzhianguanlichufafadeweifaxingwei”
shuozhe，tacongbaolinachuyizhangmingpiandijilengzhudezhuwenyao，xiaoyiboliang。
“wanglegaosuzhuxiansheng，wozheirendanzixiao，zuishoubudejinghe，zhuxianshenggangcaipowokafeidejudong，duiwozaochenglefeichangyanzhongdexinlichuangshang”
zhuwenyaodengzhileyan，“nidanzixiao？ninali……”
shengyanbamingpiansaijintashouli，“zhuxianshengyaoshixianghejie，yizhouneiguolaitanpeichangjine，yaoshibuxianghejie，neizanjiufatingjianle”
taxiaozhechaotahuihuishou，“zaijian，beigaoxiansheng”
shengyanlikaihou，zhuwenyaojiangzaiyuandimeidong，taxiangzhuishangqumaren，danshoulidemingpianxianghuoyiyangkuaibatadianranle，shizaishitangshou。
河烟律所！
laotian！tajingranreleheyansuodelvshi！
laoban……ruozheigeshengxiaojieshiheyansuodelvshi，neitakouzhongdelaoban……wocao！neibujiushilvjiedehuoyanwangjiangmoma！！
wanle，tahaoxiangrehuole，tabatalaodiepingriliyingtiandoumeitianshangdedalvshidezuile！
zheiyike，zhuwenyaosihumingbaitalaodieweiheneimejijiderangtalaixiangqinle，tadiezheizhitiangoushiyaotongguoshengyanjiejinjiangmoba！
xiangtonglezheidian，zhuwenyaolikedadianhuaqiuzheng，yitongbaoyuanhou，yinglaiyidunpokoudama。
“tiqiangaosuninihuiquma？zheixieniandanfanguanyujituandeshiniyitingjiufan，laozibuguan，nijiushiguizaishenglvshimianqian，yedebatajiwohonghaole！”
yigexiaoshihou，linghaishizhongxinyiyuan。
jiangmozuozailaotaitaibingchuangqian，junlianshangjinshicuoe，limouweizhou，buquedingdeyouwenleyiju。
“nainai，nin……ninrangwoqushei？”
laotaitaiwuzhexinkouxuruodao：“shengyan，nibashengyanquhuilai，wojiutongyizhuyuan，buranwojiuhuijiadengsi”
jiangmoquedingzijimeitingcuohou，liansebianleyoubian，gangcaizaikafeidiantajiedaomuqindedianhua，shuolaotaitaixinkoutongdelihai，shentigechudounanshou，haoburongyibatasonglaiyiyuan，youbukenpeihejiancha，feiyaodengtaguolai。
talaile，jieguolaotaitairangtadayingqushengyan，buqujiubupeihezhiliao，suoyishenmeqingkuang？nainaishenmeshihougenshengyanguanxineimehaole？
“nainai，ninquedingrangwoqushengyan？womenlvsuodeneigeshengyan？”
jiangmoyoulianwenlejibianqueding，jianlaotaitaidiantou，liandouyaochoujinle，“weishenme？weishenmefeirangwoquta？”
laotaitaibigangcaigengxuruo，shuohuadouyouxiemianqiang，yanjingliqueyouzheweiliangdeguangmang。
“nimenlvsuodeguniangwodouguanchahenjiule，jiuneigeshengyanhewodeyanyuan，nainailiannimendebazidousuanguole，tawangni，niquleta，shinidefuqi，erqie”
laotaitaiditoubikaitashenjiudemuguang，wozhutadeshou，houjiandaizhejifengengyan，manmandao：
“nainaizhidao，nixinlizhiyoulvsuo，nibuxiangrangnidagedexinxuebaifei，suoyinainaiyesuanguole，neigeshengyan，budannengwangni，hainengwanglvsuo，xiaomo，tingnainaide，bataquhuilai”
姜漠：“……”
妈的，这下尴尬了！
yigexiaoshiqiantacaishuobukenengquta，xianzaiyouyaohuiquqiuzhetajiajiziji？？