第5章
lichenhuilinzhegunzi，nuqichongchongmengdituikaimen。
“砰！”
menzhuangdaolezhongwu，yixiazihuidanlehuilai。
“aiyou！wodeliana！lichenhuinigewangbagaozi，niwuwuwu......”
zhaoguifangwuzhelian，tongkudejiaomaliangju，limabeishenhoudezhangyumeiwuzhulezui。
“ma，niwangletabuzhengchangla！”
zhangyumeidishengzaizijimaerbianxiaoshengshuozhe，yanshenhaishibushidepiezhemenlilichenhuideshenqing，manyandejingti。
tingdaonverdehua，zhaoguifangfennudeqingxuyourubeijiaolepenlengshui，shunjianzhizhuleshengyin。
yanshenxiaoxinyiyidekanleyiyanlichenhui，manshijingti。
yishizhijian，menkoudeqifengewaideguiyi，jigerendoubicikanzhe，jiushimeiyouyigerenkaikoushuohua。
zuihouhaishizhangdechaorenbuzhu，jicongcongdelazheyigeliuzheshanyanghu，daoshidabandejingshounanzidao：“dashi，zheijiushiwomenjiazhongxiedeneigeren。nikankantaxianzaideyangzi，shibushibuzhengchang，tashenshangzhidingbuduijing，ninganjinjitashifaba！”
zhaoguifangerrenbeiyehuiguoshenlai，jimangfuhe。
“duiduidui，ninyidingyaobangwozhaohuiwoyiqianneigehanhoudenvxua！kebunengrangzhexiesuijixuhuohairenle！”
“dashi，ninkuaikuaishifaquxieba，bangbangwomenba！”
shanyanghudashishenshoufumozhehuxu，yishuangdaosanjiaoyanlishanshuozhejingguang，jianglichenhuicongshangkandaoxia。
“nimenshuodehaizhenbucuo，zheiweishizhudeyintangqinghei，toudingwuyuna！guoranshibeixiesuifushenle。haihaoshipengshanglebendao，cishihaojiejue。”
shanyanghuyishuaishou，beizaishenhou，tingletingxiongtang，zixinwubi。
tingdepangbiansanrenmanlianjingxi。
zhangdechaojibukenaidao：“neininhaidengshenmea？ganjinnongsineixiesui！”
yibianshuozhe，yibianrenbuzhucuozheshou，yanlixingfenjidongguangmangzenmedouzheyanbuzhu。
zhenshitaihaole，zhiyaoranglichenhuihuifuyiqiandeyangzi，yihuierjiukeyiqutimotuole，jinwanjiukeyibameidoufeng，daoshihouheiheihei......
zhangdechaoxiangdeshifendemeihao，zhanzaimenlimiandelichenhuimeitoujinsuo。
zheisanrenhuilaidedaohaisuanshikuai，buguotamenganggangneihuashishenmeyisi？
lichenhuimuguangluozaileyijingshangqianyibuzhanzaizijimianqiandeshanyanghuzhongnianrenmianqian。
cirenjingshou，pifuheihuang，youzhemingxiandesuiyuehenji，yishendaoshifudedaban，shenqianbeizheyigedafanbubao。
道士？邪祟？施法？
**，zheiqunrenshijuedetazhongxiele？
he！bujinimenhuaqianjiushizhongxiele？haizhenshihaoxiaoa！
zheishizhunbeijizijiquxie，rangzijijixuchengweitamenyijiazideqiandaizi，chengweiyiqianneigenuoruokeqidelichenhuia！
做他娘的白日梦！
ciketazhengcongbeibaolimiannachuleyibingbutaidademujian，zuilididigugu，huiwuzhetaomujian，yigejianbuchongjinwulai，xiangzhelichenhuicilai
“xiewu，haibukuaikuaishushoujiuqin！”
lichenhuishenhouyibazhuazhutaomujian，shuangshounazhewangxiafang，zuotuiquxitaiqi。
“咔嚓！”
taomujianshunjianhuazuoliangduan。
lichenhuizhijiejiangtaomujianrengzaidishang，shensebuyuedao：“dou**jilaozigun！”
sunshilezhongyaodaojudeshanyanghuyeshiyouxielengzhu，dailenglehaoyihuiercaikaikoudao：“si，haoshengnanchandexiesuia！”
huishenkanxiangzhaoguifangjiren，dao：“zheidengxiesuihenimenzhiqianshuodekebuyiyanga！”
zhaoguifangyegubudeliantengle，jimangbazhemenbiandao：“dashi，ninkeyidingyaobangbangwomena！”
山羊胡一脸为难。
zhangyumeijimangdao：“dashi，womenyuanyijiayongjin，zaijiasancheng！”
shanyanghuyanlishanguojingxi，mianshangmianweiqinandao：“nei......wojiuxiangxiangbanfaba！nimen......”
lichenhuikanzhejirenwushizijidegoutong，xinlidenuhuogengsheng。
“woshuohuadoudangerpangfengshiba！”
shuozheshixianyinhendekanxiangneigangzhuanguoshendeshanyanghudao：“wo**rangnishifa！jiwogunjinlai！”
lichenhuishangquyibahaozhuleshanyanghudeyiling，jiangrenwanquandechejinwuli。
pengdeyixiajiangdamenguanshang，mengdituileyibashanyanghu。
“haiganshuolaozishixiesui？”
shanyanghuzazaixiejushang，lianseniuquleyishun。
“ni......nizuihaoshushoujiuqin，buranguaibendaowuqing！”
yibianshuoyibiantaitou，zhengduishanglichenhuiyinlengdeyanshen，xinligedengyixia。
yizhongbuhaodeganjueyouranersheng。
“咳咳！”
shanyanghukesouleliangshengqingleqingsang，gaoshengdao：“wonaixiangyashanzongzibeidizi，cifanqianlaishishoudaonijiarensuotuoweiniquchuxiesui，nikefangsongxinshen，daiwoquchuxiesui，jiufangnilinghunziyou。”
shuozheyuqiyibian，ehenhendao：“xiesui，xiuyaochangkuang！”
shuozheshenshoucongbeibaolifanchuyitahuangfuzhi，yanshenqingmiedekanxianglichenhui。
“受死吧！”
zhijianqishenshouyiyang，huangfuzhimantianfei。
shanyanghukanzhunshiji，yigejianbuchongshangqian，yiquandaleguoqu。
lichenhuiweimizheshuangyan，shuoshichineishikuai，duizheshanyanghudeshouwanyigunzixiaqu，
“嗷！”
shanyanghudunshicanjiaoyisheng，
jimanghoutui，shenshoucongbeibaolifanchuyimuyu。
“banruoboluomiduo......”
“啪！”
lichenhuitaishoujiushiyibazhang。
“啊！”
shanyanghubeidadeyigeliangqiang，youxieweijudekanzhelichenhui，jimangfanzhebeibao，taochuyibayinseshizijia。
“amen，zhu......a！”
huahaimeishuowan，beiyigunzidazailianshang，tengdecanjiaoyisheng。
lichenhuihuiwuzhegunzi，gungundaorou，dadeshanyanghubaotoushucuan。
shanyanghuyibianpao，yibiancongzijibeibaolimiannachugezhonggeyangdefaqi。
neizhenshijizhongjiazhisuozhang，faqigeshigeyang，shenzhishihaiyoujibenwaiwenshu。
kandelichenhuihuiwugunzideshoudoudunledun。
zheidaodishinalilaideqipa？zhaoguifangjirennaoziranglvtileba！zheizhongjianghupianziyexin。
buguoxianglaijirendounengjuedezijizhongxiele，yebushitaiyounaozi。
lichenhuizuoyouduoshan，zaimanwufeiwudezhuduomenpaidefaqizuaixia，zhizhuishanyanghu。
wulimianpilipala，bansuizhecanjiaoshengbuduan。
tingdewaimianpazhemendesanrenxinjingroutiao。
zhangdechaoyouxieyouyudekanzhezhaoguifang。
“ma，zheilimianzheimejilie，dashimeiwentiba？”
zhaoguifangyibaishou，shifenyouzixindao：“neikeshixiangyashanqinglaidedashi，nengyoushenmewenti！zheirendekoubeikeshifeichanghaode！”
zhangyumeimianseyouyudao：“kewozenmeganjuelimiandecanjiaoshengbuxiangshidaozhangdea？”