1976nianxia，linjiazhaicun。
zhiredewendujiangkongqikaodedoubianlexing，yiquntoudaicaomaoshouwoliandaodecunminzhengwanyaogemaizi。
zheishi，yidaojianruidenvshengturanxiangqi，relaibushaorencemu！
“liufujie，niyaoganshenme？buyaoa……a……”
“putong，jiuming，gululu……jiuming……gululu……”
“快去救人。”
yiqunrenhulaladechaozhehebianpaoqu，qizhongpaozaizuiqianmiandenanrendangshujingchenglaidezhiqingzhouweiguole。
tabianpaobianmadao：“linliufu，**dezhaosi。”
linliufuhaimeihuiguoshen，jiuganjuekongqizhongchuanlaiyigushaqi。
tazaixiuzhenjieshenghuoleerbaiduonian，canjiadaxiaozhandoushuqianchang。
zaiduifangjijiangjinshenshi，naozihaimeixiadazhiling，jiutiaojianfanshedetaishousuijimengdiyoufangxia，zhijianyidaoziseleidiancongqinglangdekongzhongluoxia，ranhouzadaolairendetouding，duifangqianxingdeshenzimengdichaoqianpuqu，suihoudaodibuqi……
xianchangcaozadeshengyinfangfobeirenanxialezantingjianyiban，cunminmenjingchadekanzheyanqianfashengdeyimu，taitoukantian，wanliwuyun！
雷，是咋劈下来的？
erlinliufukanzheziji**deshou，zhazhayan，xinzhongmanshiyihuo。
tabushigenxiexiutongguiyujinlema？
neizheiyoubaiyounendeshouyoushisheide？
yihuozhiji，naozituranyizhencitong，yiduanduanjiyirupaoxiaodeyemafengkuangdewangtanaohailizuan，yutayuanyoudejiyijiaozhizaiyiqi，shidetashuangyanfahei，xianxiehunguoqu。
haozai，chixudeshijianbingbuzhang。
zironghedemoshengjiyilejiedao，tazaixiuzhenjiederoushenqueshisile，danyoutongguolinghunchuanyuedefangshihuoleguolai。
tafushendezheigexiaoguniangyejiaolinliufu，jinniangangshiqi。
linliufudejialiyouwugegege，tashijiazhongweiyidenvwa，zixiaobeifumuxiongzhangruzhurubaodechongaizhe，congxiaodaodajiumeizenmeganguohuo。
kejiuzheimeyigewanqianchongaiyuyishendexiaoyatou，quekanshangleyigemingweizhouweiguodenanzhiqing，pianzheinanzhiqingyibianjitaxiwang，yibianyouyuyitongxiaxiangdezhiqinglinqingqingaimeibuqing。
jiuzaijintian，linqingqingjiangyuanzhuyuedaohebian，jinggaotalizhouweiguoyuandianer，yuanzhubutongyi，ranhoulinqingqingturanxiemeiyixiao，zairanhoudahan：liufujie，niyaoganshenme？buyaoa……
zairanhoulinqingqingdiaohelile，kanzhebuduanputengdelinqingqing，youjingyoupaxiazhijiecusi，ranhoutajiuwufengxianjielinghunfutile……
zaitashenyouzhiji，yuanbenbeileipiyundezhouweiguocongdishangzhanweiweidepaqilai，molebanaodai，jieguozhanleyishoudeheihui，erbeimoguodedifangluchuheiliangdetoupi。
“噗嗤。”
不知是谁轻笑一声。
redezhouweiguobumingsuoyi，suijishuangmuxionghendedengzhelinliufu：“linliufu，nihaodudexinsi，weilemoxuyoudeshijiuwanggurenming，jintiandaduizhangyaoshibujigeshuofa，womenzhiqingdiangennimenmeiwan。”
linliufudengzhezhouweiguo，genjujiyiyanqiandenanrenzhengshipianyuanzhuganqingdesi**。
tashijianjiehaisiyuanzhudexiongshou，budayidunshoudianerlixi，taxinlidehuoxiaobule。
“meiwan？niyaogensheimeiwan？wojieniqianhuajieniliangchi，nijiuzheimegennidieshuohua？nigebuxiaodebaiyanlang！”
shuowan，huishoujiushiyigedabidou，ranhouhaibujieqi，fanguolaiyoushiyigedabidou，zuihougengshiyijiaobaduifangchuaidefeiquhedaozhongyang……
zhongrendoukanzhehaobantiancaiconghezhongzhanqidezhouweiguo，youkanleyanlinliufu，ranhouqiqihoutuiliangbu，muguangzhongmanshijingju。
“linliufuliqizheimeda，zenmehuizhibarentuidaohebian？zheilimiankendingshiyoushenmewuhui。”
“guaiguaiei，jiuzheiliqi，biniudouda，denglidideshihoukeyirangtalali。”
linliufulengsousoukanleyanshuohuadefuren，zheihuashuodehenhao，xiacibieshuole，rongyiaizou。
zheishi，yidaoxingfendeshengyinzailinliufuerbianxiangqi：“eiyo，shierlaizijiulelinzhiqing，zheizahaibaoshangle？”
“滚开，别碰我。”
linqingqingzaierlaizihuailijuliezhengzhazhe。
haoburongyituoshen，shenshangdeyifukouziquekaile，luchudapianxuebaidejifu，erlaizikanzheyandouzhile。
tayibianchaozhelinqingqingkaojinyibianzizhedayaxiao。
“linzhiqing，nifangxin，an，anhuijiunishangqude……”
shuozhezaicichaolinqingqingpuqu……
“jiuming，nibieguolai。”
linqingqinghedezhijiewanghedaozhongyangyouqu，zhanzaianbianderenmianmianxiangqu。
这林知青会游泳？
ketaganggangzaishuilidebiaoxiankebuxianghuiyouyongzhirendezhengchangfanying。
linqingqingyoudaozhouweiguoshenbian，dangkandaotaneizhangzihongdezhutoulianwaijialiangtiaobixueyinzishi，shenqingmingxiandailedai。
ranhouyitouzhajintahuaili，kudebunengziyi。
“weiguoge，sheibanidachengzheiyangde？haodudexinchang。”
yuqihenxinteng，danjiushimeidanzitaitoukanneizhangcanjuerenhuandelian。
妈妈呀太丑了！！！
“biekule，shangquzaishuo！”
zhouweiguojiangzijideyifutuoxia，balinqingqingjinjinguozhu，suihoulazheyitongshanglean。
“weiguoge，womeishi，niqianwanbiegenliufujieshengqi，tayebushiguyiyaotuiwode。”shuozheluchuyimocanbaidexiao。
jiandaorucishanjierenyidelinqingqing，zhouweiguoxinliduilinliufuhenyigengzhong。
dangchuyaobushiweilerangzijigenqingqingshaogandianerhuo，tahezhiyugentazhouxuan？
yigexiangxianituizi，haiwangxianggentahuichengjiehun？
想屁吃！
jintiangengshichadianhaileqingqingxingming，xiangdaozheier，tashuangmuyilin，fenfenkaikou：“linliufu，jintianwodangzhequancunrenbahuashuoqingchu，wo，zhouweiguozheibeizizhiailinqingqingyiren，zheibeizi，xiaxiabeizi，wodoubuhuikanshangni，nisilezheitiaoxinba。”
linliufushangxiasaoshiduifangliangyan，chixiaoyisheng：“wochengren，yiqianqueshiduiniyouhaogan，danxianzaiwoxiangtongle，yigegongfenhaimeiwonadegaoderenyoushenmezigezhidewoxihuan？”
xihuanzhouweiguodeshiyuanzhu，gentakemeibanwenqianguanxi，danmaoranfourencunminyebuhuixin，daoburuchenzhedajiahuodouzai，dafangchengrenyiqiandeguocuo，zuihouzailaigemituzhifan，langzihuitou。
kuangqietayemeihushuo，zhouweiguodangchuyinzheyouyuanzhujieji，genbenbuhaohaoganhuo，duodeshihounawugegongfen，shaodeshihounaliangge。
eryuanzhubangdaduifangniu，yitiannengzhuansangongfen，jiaoaozheli。
咳！！【捂脸】