第1章
“ai，neibushi1bandeguaikasujinma！nikanta，zhenshichoubaole！”
“tingshuo1bandebanhuasulianxuehetashiqinjiemei，zhendejiade？”
“zhende，sulianxuezijidouchengrenle，tayoupiaoliangchengjiyouhao，zenmejiuyouzheimegechoubaguaiyiyangdejiejie！”
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xiaoyuandelinyindaoshang，jigenanshengduizheqianmianzouzhedenvhaizizhizhidiandian，siyixixiaochaofeng。
litamenjibuyuandeqianmian，yigenvhaizidizhetoujingjingzouzhe，yanredexiatian，tachuanzheyijiankuandapojiudeheisezhangxiu，zhangzhangdeliuhaihedakuangyanjingjihuzhezhuletadezhengzhanglian，xiandegupiyouguaiyi。
tahaoxiangmeitingdaojigenanshengdewurutaolunyiyang，jiakuaijiaobuzouchulexiaoyuan。
sujinmaizhetouchuanguojitiaojiedao，yizhizoudaotaiyangluoshan，zuihouzhongyuzaiyigepianpidehutonglitingxia，tataiqishou，youjiezoudiqiaolejixiamen。
“laoda！nizhongyulaile！”menyidakai，yigechuanzhehuachenshan，zhangxiangjunmeidenanrenjiuzhangkaishuangbeichongleguolai。
sujinyigewanyaoliluodiduoleguoqu，tacongkoudaizhongnachuyigenpijin，jiangtoufaquanbubangleshangqu，youjiangdakuangyanjingsuiyidizhaidiaorengdaolezhuozishang，zheicaizhuanshenkanxiangnanren：“yefeng，nizenmechuandexiangzhikongqueyiyang？”
cishideta，nahaiyouzaixuexiaoshiguguaigupi，weiweisuosuodemoyang！
meiyouledaheikuangyanjinghehouzhongliuhaidezhedang，tadezhengzhangliandoululechulai，jingzhidelunkuo，wumeilianyandeshuangmou，hongchunweiweigouqi，piaoliangdexiangshicongshanzhongzouchudejingling。
sujinyijiuchuanzheneishenpojiudeheisezhangxiu，dancikedetajianbeibiting，mouguangduding，hunshenshangxiadouchongmanzhezixinneiliandeqizhi，mirenzhiji。
zheizhanglianyefengkanguowushuci，danzheiciyijiubeisujinmeideyouxieshishen。
“laoda！wochuandekeshiguojidapai！gangshangdexinkuan！”beichengzuokongquedeyefengwuzhezijibeijingyandaodexiaoxinzang，youyuankongsu。
“bushiyifudewenti，shinizhangdejiuxiangzhikongque，yitiantianhuazhizhaozhande。”woshidemenbeirendakai，youconglimianzouchuyigedaizhejinbianyanjingdenanren，takandaosujin，luchuyimoxinxidexiaorong：“laoda，nilaile。”
sujinweiweidiantou，genzhetazoujinlewoshi：“kangdong，youwojiejiedexiaoxilema？”
ruguoyourenjinruzheijianwoshi，kendinghuidachiyijing，waibiaopingpingwuqideyijianwuzi，woshideqiangshangquezhuanglehaojigedapingmu，zhuozishangbaileshiduotaidiannao，zhenggefangjianzhuangshibinglengyoujianjie，kejiganshizu。
sujinziranerrandizuozaidiannaoqian，shuangshoukuaisudizaijianpanshangfeiwu，dapingmushangshanguoyixingyouyixingdedaima，lingyibiandepingmushangshiyigeshijieditu，zhengsuizhedaimadezengduozaibuduandejingquezhedingwei。
weikangdongjindingzhedaima，yanjinglimanshizantanhepeifu，jiuzheimeduanduanjishimiao，tamenlaodayijingtupoleguowaiyijiadiaochagongsideanfangxitong。
“shide，womentongguopaicha，quedinglenijiejieshinianqianbeidaiquleguowai，danyinweishijiantaijiu，nijiejieyoushitoudu，zhihoudexingzongjiuchabuchulaile，wohuaiyitakenengshihuanleshenfen。”
“neijiujixucha。”sujinyemeishiwang，zheimeduonianlai，tazaoyixiguanlezheizhongjieguo，danwulunruhe，tadouyidinghuizhaodaojiejie。
weikangdongdiandiantou，kanzhesujinzhaodaoxiangyaodeziliaohoufeikuaidituichuxitong，mochulezijidehenji，zhenggeguochengxingyunliushui，jinrushijieyiliudediaochagongsideanfangxitongduitaeryanrulvpingdi。
tahuranyouxieshouyang：“laoda，womenpkyichang！wozuijinyouxuedaolebushao！”
sujintiaomei：“xinga，bupabeinvejiulai。”
lianggerengezhanjuleyitaidiannao，kaishilenilaiwowangdegongji。
yefengzhanzaitamenshenhou，youxiewuliao，bianhesujinliaotian：“laoda，nizheimewanguolai，nijialibuhuiyouyaozhaonimafanba？”
sujinyaoyaotou，yuqipingdan：“jintianfachengji，tamenxianzaiyinggaizaiwaimianweisulianxueqingzhu，meikongdingzhewo。”
yefengpiepiezui，zhenxinweitamenlaodabaoqu，mingmingneimelihai，queyouyiduipianxindaojidiandefumu，zhinengwozaiyisuogaozhongbanyanbendan！
真是鼠目寸光！
yefengyuexiangyueqifen，yuexiangyuexinteng：“laoda，neizhongfumubuyaoyeba，niganmayaoliuzaisujiashouqi！”
“woyouwodeyuanyin。”sujinxiaolexiao，shouxiayizhenqiaoji，suijifangsongdikaozaiyibeishang：“kangdong，nishule。”
yefengdengdaleshuangyan，bukesiyidijiaodao：“bushiba！weikangdongnibushijinbulema！zheicibishangcijianchideshijianhaiduan！”
sujinqishen，gulisidepailepaiweikangdongdejianbang：“jinbuhenda，yinixianzaideshuiping，yijingkeyipaishijieqianshile。”
weikangdongkuxiao，yanlijiuzhishengxiatanfu：“xiexielaoda。”
“woxianzoule，youshenmexiaoxizaitongzhiwo。”
kanzheneidaoshenyingxiaosadizouchufangjian，yefenghuaiyididingzheweikangdong：“laowei，nimeiyouweiletaolaodahuanxinfangshuiba？”
weikangdongyibazhangpaishangletadehounaoshao：“shuoshenmenini！wojinbule，laodayejinbulehaobu！”
yefengzhashe，yiliandeshengwukelian：“tahaijinbuzheni？doushijiediyilehaizaijinbu，haijibujirenhuolu！”
“真是个妖孽！”
sujinmanmanyouyoudizouchulexiangzi。
huadengchushang，tashouzhongbawanzheneigeheikuangyanjing，zhengzhunbeidaishang，qianfanghuranhuanghuangzhangzhangdichongchulaileyidaoxiaoxiaodeshenying，henhendizhuangshangleta。
sujinyanjishoukuaidejiangrenladaolezijihuaili：“nimeishiba？”
huaizhongdexiaonanhaiyangqitou，luchuyizhangfendiaoyuzhuo，keaizhijideliandan，kanzhesujindajiao：“mama！”
sujindunxiashen，mianqiandexiaonanhaidagaiwuliusuideyangzi，wuheidetongkongrutongjinleshuidebolizhu，daoyingchutadeshenying。
hexiaonanhaiduishizhe，sujindexinzhonghuranjiushengqiyigumomingdeshuxiganheqinnigan，tarenbuzhuxiaolexiao，wenshengwendao：“nizhaobudaomamalema？”
xiaonanhaijinzhangdizhuazhusujindeyixiu，dadadeyanjingzhongliuluchukenqiuhejipo，xiaoshengshuodao：“yourenyaobangjiawo，jiejie，qingnibangwobaojing！”
sujindexiaorongweishou，tabudongshengsediwangxiaonanhaishenhoukanlekan，guoranfaxianqianggenxiazhanzhelianggechuanzheheiyifudenanren。
dawanshanghaidaizhemojing，shutoushunaodiwangzheibiandaliang，yikanjiubushihaoren。
sujinyanshenweishan，molemoxiaonanhaierdetou，guyitaigaoleyinliang：“nipaonaerqule，mamazhengzhaonini！”