“靠！
meixiangdaowomenzheimekuaiyoujianmianle！”
lijianggaobashubaoshuaizaizhuozishang，yilianbumandishuo，
“清醒一点儿吧！
womenhaiyaoyouhaoxiangchuyigeyueni！”
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jintianshiqiyuedediyitian，womenxingaoerzaiqimokaoshigangguoliangtianjiuyoubeiquanhuilexuexiao。
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ganggangshuohuadeshiwotiezilijianggaohewotongzhuoduruo。
“我学他妈学！
laozikeshiqinghuadoudebudaodexuesheng！”
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赶紧回！”
wolinshangshubaohetayiqizouchujiaoshi。
“woyitiandouxuebuxiaqule。”
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“谁不是呢！
mingtianhaiyaotingxie，tianyaowangwoa！”
lijianggaomanlianxiezhekudachoushen，
“neinimingtianbeiyuwenkewenma？”
我拍拍他的肩，
talengxiaoyisheng，“chufeiyuwenlaoshiguixiaqiuwo。”
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“nijintianzenmemeichuquwan？”
woqiangxianyibuzoujinxishoujian，
“hai，nishangxuediyitianwochuquwan，yuxinburen。”
wogeguyitanlekouqi，yongshourouleroumeixin，
“少幸灾乐祸！”
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wodemingzisishewuruhaishiwogequde。
tingwomashuo，wobadangnianxiangyaogenver，mingzidouquhaole，jiaolumanman。
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shicailiangsuiduodewogeshuo：“wojiaoluxiuyuan，didijiujiaoluxiumanba。”