第4章 不要惹麻烦

chounanren,mingmingshangbeizibushizheigeyangzide!!

“haixiangpengci?”jishixiuhuiguoletou,kanleyiyanwuzheetoudenvren。

nvhaihongzheyan,jiuxiangshiyizhibeiqifucanledexiaobaitu,weiqubabadekanzhetashuodao:“sheirangnijianbangzheimeying!jishixiu,nizhuanghuailewojiumeiyounvpengyoule!!”

shuodaozhei,tadeyuqigengjiajilieleqilai。

shuodadeyanleichadiangunlexialai。

妈的!!

tahaimeizhuangshangguozheimeyingshidedongxi,tengdetajianzhijiuxiangku。

zuiguanjian,zheinanrenjuranlianbandianfanyingdoumeiyou!

这她怎么能忍!

“ni…nikanzhewoganma,woyoumeiyoushuocuoshenme。”

shenyouyouyouxiexinxudedixialetou,buganzhishinanrenyaorenmingdeyanmou。

行行行!

takuazhangleyidiandianhaibuxingma!

nanbuchenghaibixurangtaxianzaichehuizheijuhuama??

jishixiugoulegouzuijiao,wozhulemianqiannvhairouzhenaodaideshou。

zhijiechekai,shensuidemouzizhayebuzhadidingzheta,yandilihaiyouyixiewanyi。

“meiyounvpengyou?woyaoshixiangyaonvren,yidabarenpushanglai。”

baixideshouwanbeitaqingqingwozaileshouzhong,fangfojiuxiangshishenmebaowuyiyangxixidatan。

danshenyouyoumingxianmeiyouzhuyidaozheidian,fanermengdishuaikailenanrendeshou。

“ni...nijuranhaixiangquzhaobiedenvren??”

这个男人牛了!!

jiahuadouhaimeiyoucaidao,jiudianjizhewaimiandeyehuale。

她要哭死了...

nanrenkanzhemianqianqihongleyandenvren,tongkongliqingxidenenggoukandaotademoyang,jihuyouyishunjian,tashenzhiganjuemianqiannvrenxinlimianyouta。

danshihenkuai,tazaixinliyaoleyaotou。

“nikan,wozheilidoubeinizhuangchulaileyigedabao!”

nvhaizuoshi,zhilezhizijijiebaiwuxiadeetou,youkaishizhizeqileta。

谁知道,下一秒。

nanrenzhijiefushen,yibubutiejinletadeshenti。

“houbeiying?”tayiziyidunshuodao,“wohaiyouyigedifang,bihoubeihaigengjiaying。”

jishixiukanzhemianqiannvrendengdaledeshuangmou,yanlidewanweigengzhongleyixie。

tagangxiangkaikoushuoshenme,mashangyoubeidaduan。

“咚咚咚。”

turan,yizhenkaimenshengdapoletamendeqifen。

fangmenbanyanbankai,menwaizhoutezhuzaojiuyijingjiangtamenerrendehuaquanbutingjinleerzhong。

tachadianjiuyaojingdaizaiyuandile。

tamenzongcaidaren…juranzaishenxiaojiemianqianshizheigexingxiang!!

erqie,tayoubushishazi,zenmekenenghuibuzhidaoshaoyeshuodeneigedifangshinali。

咳咳…

xiangdaolezhengshi。zhoutezhulianmangkesouleliangsheng,bugantantouguoqukanneibian。shengpazijihuikandaoshenmebugaikandeshiqing。

“shaoye,laozhaineibianchuanlailexiaoxi,xiwangninmingtiannenggoudaizheshenxiaojieyiqihuiquchigewanfan。”

tadeyusudoubipingchangkuailebuzhiyixingbandian。

shuohualezheijuhua,tayoumashangchaozhelimiandatandewenleyiju,“nei…shaoye,ninyaoshimeiyoushenmeshiqing,wojiuxianlikaile?”

“滚吧。”

jishixiulenglengdechaozhewaimiandao,youxiangqileshenmeside,buchongleyiju,“jidebamenjidaishang。”

zheihuayindouweiluo,pengdeyishengguanmenshengrangshenyouyoudelianshuadeyixiahongtoule。

zhei…zheijianzhijiushidiuliandiudaojialilea!

gang…ganggangjishixiushuodehua,qibushiquanbudoubeizhouantingdaoleerzhong??

天杀的!!

taxiangdaozhei,jianzhijiushixiangyaozhaoyigedidongjizuanjinqu。

shangbeizidoumeiyoufashengguozheizhongshi,zheitacaigangganghuilaiduojiua,jiudiurendiudaozheilile。

“nizhouzheyizhanglianganshenme?”

nanrenzhenglezhengshense,yifushenmedoumeiyoufashengdemoyang。

dan,ditoukanleyiyanzheigexiudejihuyaobatoudidaoledishangdenvren,xinqingturanyouleyixieyuyue。

“你…你流氓!!”

“混蛋…”

“ni…nibuzhixiu!!”

nanrengoulegouzuijiao,xiaozhedao,“dui,woliumang,wohundan,wobuzhixiu。”

“nihaizheiyangkanzhewo!!”

shenyouyouhoutuilejibu,gezhejishixiuweiweiyouleyixieanquanjulizhihoucaisongleyikouqi。

mengdi,taturanyouyishidaoleshenme。

zheimianqiandekebushishenmeluzeneizhongbuzhidaoshawanyidedongxi。

tazheimianqiande,keshiquanbunvrenmengmeiyiqiudenanren,jiusuanshizaizenmeyang,tayebukuia!!

“nibieyiweiwopani!”shenyouyouyangqiletou,guzuleyidianyongqi。

sheizhidao,nanrenzhishiqingxiaoleyiju。

“mingtianlaotaitaishengri。”

shenyouyoutongkongweiweiyisuo,shangbeizi,zheigexiaoxitahaishilinshidezhi,zhijiejiubeijishixiudaidaolelaozhai。

yilianbuqingyuan,fangfojiushijijiaquanburenqianletabaibashiwanyejiusuanle。

shenzhihaizhijiekaikoufengcilejishixiu,zhijiehuidiaolelaotaitaideshengriyanhui,haidetajijijiaquanburenliuxialebuhaodexingxiang。

shenzhi,daolehoumiantadouyizhizaijijiabushouhuanying。

zheicongtoulaishuo,haiquanbudouyaoguigongyuzijineigeqinaideguimishibushijitaguanshudeniantou。

yaoburandehua,tayebuhuizheimeyanehejishixiuyouyiqieguanxideren。

zhidaohoulai,laotaitailinqizhiqian,douyizhizhutuolejishixiubunengrangtajinjijiadedamen,gengjiabunengquta。

sheizhidao,jishixiuzhijieyaotou,qidejijiaquanburenyaosi。

不行!!!

jirantayijingcongxinkaishi,jiubunengzaihuidaoshangbeizineigechangmian。

xianglexiang,tazhijieshangqian,lazhulejishixiudeshoubei,“mingtianwonengheniyiqiqujiannainaima?”

jishixiulianseyibian,xinliyouxieweimiao。

zheinvren,youxiangyaozhengchulaishenmehuazhao?

taqingqingniezhuleshenyouyoudexiaba,bochunyizhang,“nibiexiangzheshuashenmehuazhao,yaoburandehua…”

“wo…wozenmekenenghuishuashenmehuazhao!!”

这个男人绝了!

douyijingzheiyangxiangtale,tahainenggouzenmemibubuchengma??

“niyaoshianfenyidiandehua,nixiangyaode,wokeyimianqiangdayingde。”

tingdaolezheijuhua,shenyouyouyanjingyiliang。

taduiyujishixiushuodezheijuhua,jianzhijiushitaishuxile!

dangchu,yejiushijishixiuzheiyangshuo,tacaimianqiangdayinghetayiqiqulaozhai。

suiranreleyishendemafan。

danshi,nanrenzuizhonghaishitongyilerangtahuidaoxuexiao。

zheiyici,taduanranbuhuireshangshenmemafan。

huixuexiaozheiyijianshi,qibujiushizhudingledema!!

“fangxinba,wodaoshihouyidinghuiguaiguaitingnidehuade,”shenyouyouyiliangandongdekanzhejishixiu。

talaogong…zenmejiuzheimewanmei!