第5章 会会你便宜爹

zheijiushishangtianduitazuotiantoutouduochileyikuaiqiaokelidechengfama?

“daidaonile!”qizhanxiaowanweidexiaolexiao,zaiyiqunbaobiaodebaoweizhong,tamaikaizhangtuizoudaohaizailengshendewenzhanmomianqian,quguoletadeshouji。

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dianhuaduimianchenjileyimiao,xiayimiaonvrenguaduan!lahei!yiqihecheng。

“ni……”shengquanzaiwodeqizhanxiaoxianghaodezhiwenquandoubeiduzhule。

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“zhiyuni……”qizhanxiaohuitoukanleyiyanzhuangdeguaiqiaodongshidexiaoxiguatou,yiweibumingdeqingxiaoyisheng,“huilaozhai。”

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“cha、chadaole……”duifangyanleyankoushui,ganganbabaderushihuibao,“zai……taipingyangyigexiaodaodehuoshankoushang。”

气氛顿时凝固。

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“daoshiyouxiebenshi。”qizhanxiaoraoyouxingweideqingkouzhezhuozi。

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“haiyou,biewanglejiwenjiasongyifen,tixingtamenwubidaochang。”

qizhanxiaoyouzaideduanqikafeiheleyikou。

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……

fuhuabieshuqunei,yilianghuanyingbenchierguo。

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wenzhanxiyangqixiaolian,shenqingfuzadezhijipiaoliangmami,“zheigebieshuqulisuoyoudebieshudoushitade。”

zheijishidongbieshucong?doushitayigerende?

haishizaicuntucunjindeashishiquzhongxin?

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