第一章 妈宝男滚粗

chuimianbuhanyangliufengdewuhou,yangguangnuannuandeguazaikafeitingdeluodichuangshang。

beikaoluodichuangdeshiyiweiyongronghuaguideguifuren,suixuniangbanlao,danfengyunyoucun。

guifurenyishoujuzheshouji,lingyizhishouzebayizhangyinxingkafangzailezuozaitaduimiandeshaonvmianqian。

“linjiaoyan,kaliyouershiwan,mimashirongjingdeshengri。gujinizheibeiziyemeiyoujianguozheimeduoqianba。nashangzheibiqianhoucongcigenwoerziyidaoliangduan,nihaizheimenianqing,renyouzhangdebucuo,yongzheibiqianhaohaodaochidaochiziji,zaibanggedakuanshimeiyouwentide。”guifurenshuozheixiehuashiyizhiyongwubiqingmiedemuguangkanzheneimingshaonv。

linjiaoyannaixintingrongmanlibahuashuowan,neizhangbazhangdadexiaolianershangshizhongwuduoyudebiaoqing。

zhiyubeirongmanlifangzaimianqiandeneizhangcunyouershiwankuaideyinxingka,tagengshikandoumeiyoukanyiyan。

linjiaoyanqingqingminleyikoujialenaiqiudekafeihou,mantiaosilidekaikou:“rongayi,wotingshuorongjingtayinianguangmairesoudeqianjiubuzhiershiwanni,niyaonazheiershiwanmaiduanwogenrongjingyinianduodeganqing,nikaishenmeguojiwanxiaoa?”

“ershiwannixianshao?”rongmanliyaoyaqiechidewen。

linjiaoyanxiaoyingyingdao:“nijuedewohuiweileququershiwanfangqizijitanleyinianduodedamingxingnanpengyouma?wolinjiaoyankemeineimesha。”

rongmanliweiweiqingxiaoyisheng,ranhoudao:“woerzitingwode,woshibukenengyaowoerziquyigeshanglesanliudaxuechuleyizhanglianwaiyiwushichudenvrende。ruguoniyuanyirangwoerzibaiwanerdehuaneinijixu。nvrendeqingchunkehenduanzana,ershiwusuizhiqianbujiehun,guoleershiwusuineikejiubuzhiqianle。woruguoshinidehuajiuguaiguainaqiangenrongjingfenshou,chenzhenianqingquxunzhaohaodexiajia。”

linjiaoyanshenchuneicibaidexianxianyushoubatamianqianneizhangyinxingkatuihuidaorongmanlimianqian:“ershiwantaishaole,zhishaodewubaiwan,duolebuxianduo,danshaoyifenwoyebugan。”

rongmanliyitinglinjiaoyanyaowubaiwandunshijile:“wubaiwan,nizabuquqiangyinxingni?”

linjiaoyanweiweiyixiao:“nijiudangwoshizaiqiangyinxinghaole,qiangnidejiansheyinxing。”

linjiaoyanzhidaorongmanliyaobaliangrenzhijiandeduihuapaixialainajirongjingkan。

tadudingzijishineizhongjianqianyankaidenvhaizi,suoyiyaorangtabaobeierzikandaozijisuoweidezhenshizuilian,neihaozijijiuchengquanrongmanlihaole。

nengheyanxiayulequanlizuidanghongdenanmingxingrongjingtanlianaigujishiwushuhuachinvdemengmeiyiqiu。

talinjiaoyanjingrancailegoushiyunyiwaidechenglerongjingdenvpengyou,dancongweigongkai,liangrenyizhidouzaitoutoumomodejiaowang。

rongjingganghonglemeijinian,ruguozaidianfengshikejiutuodandehuakendinghuisuilewushuhuaichunshaonvdemeimeng,duiyukaolianchifanderongjingeryanneikeshiyibiburongxiaoqudesunshia。

tanlianaideshimanzhefensi,danshirongjingkemeiyoumanzhezijidemuqinrongmanli。

dezhierzitanleyigechushennongcunde,haishigesanliudaxuedeputongdebunengzaiputongdenvhaizihouziranshijilifandui。

rongjingyizhidoushimamayanlideguaibaobao,danweiduzaizijideganqingshangtapannile。yimianduimamashuowomenfenshoule,yimianyoutoutoudegenlinjiaoyanzaijiaowang。

zheiziranmanbuguojingmingderongmanli。

weilerangerzigenlinjiaoyanfenshou,rongmanlidasuanyongqianmaiduantamenliangdeganqing。

rongmanlixunsizhelinjiaoyanshigemeijianguoshashimiandexiaoguniangyinggaibunanduifu,meixiangdaozijishisuanle。

“woruguojiniwubaiwan,nizhendebaozhengbuzaijiuchanwoerzima?”rongmanlisisidedingzheshaonvdeneiqingchedeyanmouyinyindewen。

linjiaoyandalegehaqianhou,jixuyonglvedaiyonglandekouwendao:“zhiyaonierzibujiuchanwo,wobaozhengnaleqianjiubujiuchannierzi。ruguonierzixianggelaipigousidefeidechanzhewo,neiwokejiu——”

rongmanli:“linjiaoyan,zanmendetanhuawokedouluxialaile,ruguoninaleqianhouhaijiuchanwoerzidehuawojiubazheiduanshipinfadaowangshangqu,houguonidongde。”

jiexialailinjiaoyanjiubazijideyizhangyinxingkadekahaogaosulerongmanli,heleyibeikafeidegongfu,wubaiwanjiushunlidaozhang。

kandaokashangduochudewubaiwanlinjiaoyancheleyixiazuijiao。

dengzheiyitianlinjiaoyankeshidenglehenjiu,yinweicongzhongshenghuilaihoutajiupanzherongjingdemamarongmanlilaizhaoziji,ranhouzijihenhenqiaotayibizhugang,rangzheigelaonvrenchuchuxue,tongshiyaozijibianchengrongjingzuibuxihuandeneizhongnvren。

sheiyebuhuixiangdaozairenqianguangmangwanzhang,nuanxinwubidedamingxingrongjinghuishigebian-taidemabaonan,tabudanzijiduimuqinyantingjicong,erqieyaoqiuzijideqiziyebixuduitamayantingjicong。

ruguoworongjingdelaopohemafashenglemaodun,nijiuderangzhewoma,ruguoniburangneijiushibudongjinglao。

neixieguafengxiayudeyewan,rongmanlishuotazijishuihaipa,yaoheerzixifushuiyizhangchuang,rongjingyemeiyouerhua。

rongjingzaixizaodeshihourongmanlibuxushenweiqizidelinjiaoyanjinqu,tayaojinqujierzicuobei。

rongmanlicongwaimiannongleshengerzidemifangranglinjiaoyanhe,tabuhe,rongjingbianzaitamademinglingxiayongshengzibalinjiaoyanbangqilai,ranhouwangtazuiliguanneixielailubumingdeyao。

hunqianlinjiaoyanjiuzhidaorongjingyouxiemabao,keshilianainaodetazongjuedemabaonanmeineimekepa,taxiangxinaiqingkeyizhanshengyiqie。

dandiaorurongjingjizijiwadehunyinxianjinghoutabubulunxian。

talinjiaoyanqianshijiushibeizheiduiqipamuzijihuile,tasibumingmu。

xingdeshangtianchuilianrangtazhongshenghuilaile。

zhongshenghoulinjiaoyandiyijianyaozuodeshijiushiyaomabaonanguncu,rangrongmanlizheigeaiqianrumingdelaoyaopochuxue。

nirongjingbushixihuanwolinjiaoyandanchun,buwuzhidesuoweihaopinxingma,neiwojiubianchengnizuitaoyandeyangzi。

xianbamabaonanchuaile,congciyihouwolinjiaoyanhenirongjingbushilianren,ershidiren。

zouchukafeitinghoulinjiaoyanliluodebasuoyouguanyurongjingdelianluofangshidoujilahei。

barongjinglaheihoulinjiaoyanjiuchengditiehuilelinjia。

zaijinrulinjiadazhaizhiqianlinjiaoyanxiandalelianggedianhua,denglianggedianhuadawanhoutazheicaijinqu。

“linjiaoyan,nijintianzenmeyouqiaobanle?tingnimenzongjianshuozheigeyueniyijingshidiwuciqiaobanle,yaonizuodeshejigaoniwanbucheng,qiaobannidaoshidiyiming!”duilinjiaoyanyingtoutongpidezhengshitaqinaidefuqindarenlinyuanshun。