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woyifubumingsuoyidekanzhehansheng，xiayimiao，biantingjiantashuo：
“wozaijinizuihouyicijihui，nixianzaimashanggenjiangyuelingshuoqingchu，buranzheixiongdimeifadangle。”
我感到有些好笑。
womenliangzuotianjiuyijingchaoleyijia，taxianzaiyoudangzhebanshangtongxuedemianyanzheiyangyichu。
xinlicundeshenmemude，wobuyongxiangdouzhidao。
huashizheiyangshuomeicuo，kehanshengjihumeiyoujiwoshuohuadeshijian。
jiuyonglideanzhulewodejianbang：“nixianzaimashanggenjiangyuelingfenshou，nigenbenjiubushizhenxinxihuanta。”
“suibianwannongnvshengdeganqing，suanshenmenanren？”
tamanlianchaofeng，yuqizhongchongmanlebiyi。
“hansheng，biangushibianshangyinleshiba？”
womeiyouxiangdao，wozheijuhuagangluoxia，tajiuyiquanzoudaowodelianshang。
wopianlepiantou，zhijuedelianbubiaoqingdoumale。
womeiyouxiangdaotahuizaizheigeshihoudongshou，yemeiyouxiangdaotahuixiazheimezhongdeli。
haimeiyouhuanguoshenlai，tadeshengyinyouzaierbianxiangqi：
“ninaozixianzaiqingxilemeiyou？qingxilejiuganjinchengrencuowu！”
wozhongyurenwukeren，naqimianqiandenaicha，chaotatoushangzaleguoqu。
zhanqishenlai，chaotanuhoudao：“wokanzuiyinggaiqingxingderenshinicaidui！”
“hansheng，nixianzaibujinshizaihushuobadao，gengshizaiduiwozaoyao，wowanquankeyiqisuni！”
hanshengcalecatoushangluchulaidenaicha。
budanmeiyouyaotingxialaideyisi，shenzhihaizhangkuangdexiaoleliangsheng。
jierzhuanguoleshen，beiduizhewo，duizhedajiashuodao：
“jintian，wojiuyaozaizheilichaichuanwenyan。”
“youderen，biaomiandaoshirenmorenyangde，sheizhidaobeidilidouzuodeshenmeexindeshiqing！”
“bujindaduwannongnvshengdeganqing，haixiangpiannvshengdeqian，zhenshiexin！”
shuowanzuihouyijuhua，tahaiwangwoshenshangtuleyikoukoushui。
qitatongxuedaoshimeiyoushuoshenme，danluozaiwoshenshangdeyanshengaosuwo，tamenyijingxiangxinlehanshengdehua。
wodaoshibuzaiyibierendepinglun，kewoyebushishenmekeyisuiyiqifudelaoshiren。
wojiusuanshizaihaodejiaoyang，yemeiyoubanfazaizheigeshihouhaopiqile。
woyiquanzoudaoletadelianshang，bubitaganggangdawoneiyixiaqing。
hanshengzhiqishenlai，jiuzaiwoyijingzuohaolegentadaganyichangdezhunbeishi。
tazhishishuangyanfahongdekanzhewo，yongehenhendeyuqiduiwoshuodao：
“wenyan，wozaiwennizuihouyibian，nidaodifenbufenshou？”
“wogenyuelingzaiyiqihaohaodepingshenmefenshou？wokannibieshikanshanglewodenvpengyou，caiguyizaoyaowoba？”
“wogaosuni，yuelingshigenbenbukenengkanshangnide！”
wozheijuhuawuyichengledaohuoxian，tayadileshengyin。
yongzhiyouwomenliangrennengtingjiandeyinliangshuodao：“kendingshiyinweinizheige**zaitamianqianshuowohuaihuale。”
“wenyan！jiranbuguaiguaifenshou，neinijiuqusiba！”
shuowanzheijuhua，hanshengbianyoulunqilequantouwangwoshenshangchui。
zhishi，zheicijingshibigangganghaiyaoyonglilejifen。
wosihaobuhuaiyi，tabenyijiushixiangyaobawozousi。
wobuhuishazhanzhejitada，dangjijiukaishihaishou。
jiaoshilimianyipianjinghusheng，zhongyuyourenfanyingguolai，kaishiquanjia。
kewohehansheng，sheidoumeiyouyaotingxialaideyisi。
shentishangdetengtong，budanmeiyourangwohaipa，shenzhirangwogengjiaqingxingleyixie。
yixiangdaoshangyishi，beihanshengtuixiachitangdejiyi。
wojiumeirenzhujiazhongleliqi。
xiangshixiangyaobashangyishidechouhen，doufaxiechulai。
jiuzaizheigeshihou，renqunzhongchuanlaileyidaoshengyin：“laoshilaile。”