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ershijingshilideliutingyijingbiaoyanwanbi。
tashenhuqijideyanjizhengfulechulewoyiwaidesuoyouren。
bushaorenrenweiyaoshimeiyouheimu，nvzhujiushitade。
wofankaijuben，balimianedunverdejuqingzaiguoyibian。
zheiciwobugenliutingqiangnvzhu，huangenveryanyexing。
pingjiewoduonianjizandeshili，henkuaijiuxingchengleduinverchubudejiaoselijie。
suiranbuzhiyushuowanmei，danyingfujiaoseshijingjueduimeiyouwenti。
jiuzaixuanjiaodaoyanzouchulaiyaohanwoqushijingshi，liutinggaoshengdaduan。
“wohaixiangshishinverzheigejiaosekeyima，lijiehaiyouxiecucao，xiwangdaoyanjianliang。”
zaizhongmukuikuizhixia，liutingbawoganggangduinverdejiaoselijiezaicibiaoyanchulai。
tadezheiduanbiaoyansuirancucao，danlingqishizu，rengjiuyingdemantanghecai。
wokanzhenapazaibiaoyanzhongyewufayangaixiaoyideliuting，qianshideneixietongkuzaicifuxianxintou。
yigexiangfazuanjinwodenaohai，xianzaiwonaoziliquanshiduinverdelijie，ruguowohuanyigejiaosedelijieni？
wolikefanyueqinvsandejuqing。
ershijingshilideliuting，yuanbenwubiliuchangdebiaoyankaishikadunqilai，jiuxiangxinhaobuhaodejiqiren。
让人看了直想发笑。
tahenhendengwoyiyanhou，congcongjieshubiaoyan。
liutingyumenwubi，woquekaihuaidaxiao。
zongsuanbawodaoliutingdeyixiemimile。
biaoyanjieshu，liutinghuilailuguowoshi，dishengmawoyiju。
“xiangneimeduojiaoseganshenme，niyiweinishigenwoyiyangdetiancaia。”
womeidalita，zhuanxinyuzijijiexialaidebiaoyan。
ganggangzhishiwozheichangfuchoudeqianxi，zhengxihaiyuanyuanmeiyoukaishi。
suiranchuaimojiaoseshijianduan，danwohaishichenggongnadaozheibuxidenvsanjiaose。
gangchulai，jiutingdaoliutingduiwodebiaoyanbuxieyigu。
“wangyuxinjiushizhangzhezijinianjida，yilaomailao，tazheizhongrenjiugaichenzaotuiquan，rangweijiwozheizhongtiancaixinshengdaiyanyuan。”
wozhishilenglengpieletayiyan，batadangkongqiyiyanghuidaozijiweizhishang。
liutingnaoxiuchengnu，zhangyawuzhuadipuguolai。
“nizaizheizhuangshenme，wangyuxin，nibujiushikanwoqianmianbiaoyandetaihao，caibugangenwozhengnvyinver，nizheigedanxiaogui，woliutingyibeizidoukanbuqini。”
tatulekoutuomodaodishang。
woshishiranqishen，zhenglihaozijidedongxi，niutoulikaishijingchangsuo。
quanchengmeiyoujiliutingyigeyanshen。
zhongshengdeshijianzheimebaogui，wobuhuilangfeidaogentazhengbianshang。
huijialushang，wofaxianliuyongjiwodalewushugedianhua。
suishouboguoqu，tamiaojiedianhua。
“wangyuxin，nigangenwofenshou，nixinbuxinwoxianzaibawomenliangfenshoudexiaoxigaosujizhe，nimashangjiunengshangresou，daoshihouzhibudingyouduoshaorenmasini。”
“genghekuangnidouduodanianjile，chulewosheikandeshangni，jiusuannishimingxingyouruhe，renlaozhuhuangjiushichou，zaishuowogennizaiyiqizheimeduonian，zaibierenyanlinijiushiyipoxie，sheiganyaoni。”
“xianzai，guaiguaigenwodaoqian，wojiudafacibeidiyuanliangni。”
woyishizhijianwuyuningye，rangliuyongyiweiwoshipaleta，tajixushuchu。
“wokandaotingtingjiwofadexiaoxile，wangyuxinnishenmezhunaozi，xiangneimeduojiaoseganma，niganjindihuilaijiwohetingtingdaoqian。”
“zhenshifengleni，yidabanianjibuzhidaochicuoshenmeyao。”
woyiyanbufadiguaduandianhuahou，likelianxibanjiagongsi。
dengwohuidaojia，liuyongliansetieqingdengzhewo。
“bushi，wangyuxin，nijigeyisi，lianwodianhuanidougangua。”
tashuodaozuihoumeishengyinle，yinweiwodeshenhouhaizhanzhejigehubeixiongyaodebiaoxingdahan。
“liuyong，baniheliutingdedongxishoushihao，ranhoujiwogunchuqu，zheishiwojia，zheixiebanjiagongsiderenhuibangnide。”
yitingwozheihua，liuyongjile，danaiyuwoshenhoudenanren，tameifayoushenmedongzuo，zhishiliansegengjianankan。
bazheiliangrensaodichumenhou，woyigerentangzaijialishafashang，duxiangpiankeanning。
kehaimeianningduojiu，bushaoquanneihaoyoukaishifengkuangjiwofaxiaoxi。
wobeiliuyongguashangresou，tapailegeshipin，kusushuowobugutahemeimeisihuobatamenganlechuqu。
xianzaitamenxiongmeierrenzhinengshuiqiaodong。
liutingzhanzaitageshenbian，yifuchuchukeliandemoyang，liuyongshuodaomeidifangzhudeshihou，tahaishayouqishididiaoxialiangdiyanlei。
wangyoumenduitalianxibuyi。
yucitongshi，liutingshijingdeshipinbeibushaorenfadaowangshang。
kanguoderendoushuotashiweilaideyinghou。
liangxiangdiejia，redugengjiabaozha。
erwoyebeiwangyouwuqingchaofeng。
“zheishikandaobierenmeimeitianfuhao，yanhonglesuoyixiangxuezangbieren，wangyuxindexiaoxinsiyicaijiutou。”
“zhenmeixiangdaowangyuxinshizheizhongren，jiutayepeinayinghou，wobufu！”
wokuxinjingyingduoniandetashikenganlaoganbuxingxiangchedibengta，yiyezhijian，fensidaliangliushi。
erliutingchenzhezheiguredu，pinmingzengjiapuguangdu，jizijihenhenzhangleyibofen。
yidangjijiangkaibodeyanjizongyikandaowomenliangderedu，jiwofalaiyaoqinghan，rangwoqucanjiajiemu。
dangwodezhiliutingyelaideshihou，wohaobuyouyujiudayingle。
liutingyegenyiqianyiyang，xiangqiangzouwokanshangdejiaose，qiequwodejiaoselijie。
worangtaruyuanyichang，yinweiwozheicijitazhunbeileyifendali。
yifencuowude、loudongbaichudejiaoselijie。
wohenqidai，liutinghuiruheyanyi。