第1章 帮我结个婚

“wei,jiejienizhaowo?”

“xiaozhi,zuixinrenwumangma?nenghuilinchengma?”

“haixing,zenmelema?”songzhituoxiafangdanfu,jiangtoufalvdaonaohou,luchuguangjiedeetou。

“mamaneibiandeshiqingwobixuqinziquchuli,danshihoutianwoyougehunyaojie,shihuojia,wodouanpaihaole,nitiwoqu,ranhoubangjiejiebaneigedongxinachulai。”

songzhi:wohuanhuandachuyigewenhao。

“xiaozhi,nihaishengliangnianle,bierenxinghaoma?neigehuotingshenwokanguole,zhangdehaibucuo,nengliyebucuo,shinidecai,shangcijinitiaoderennibudoumeikanshangma?xiaohuobitamendouyaohao,wobaozhengnikandeshang!”

“douyaohao?”tadidixiaoleliangsheng,“jiejiebuyaotama?”

“niwangle,wobuxihuannanren。”

ta:duibuqi,daraole。

“xing,woqujininaneigedongxi。”tawuleyisheng,jiangshouzhongdeqiangshouhao,lanyangyangdishuodao,“shundaishenggezai。”

“o,duile,xiaohuoxihuanneizhongruanmei,chiruanbuchiying,erqietebierongyixinruan,nizhuangdexiangyidianha,zhunizaoshengguizi,dengjiejiehuilaiyo!haiyou,wogenxiaohuoshanglianghao,jiehunyinianzhihoulihunde,nijidegenhuotingshenlihunha!jiejiezheibianfeijiyaofeile,xiaozhi,haohaozhaoguziji,bierangjiejiedanxinhaoma?”

tajiejieshengyinyiting,bianwubililuodigualedianhua,takanzheheiledepingmu,tanleyikouqi,jiutingturande,tabeijiejiezhufuzaoshengguizi。

he,bujiushiruanmeima!tayenengzhuangditebieruan!ying!ying!ying!!

taditoukaozheyizi,xiuxilepianke,taituiqudalaobangongshi,xing!zouliucheng!shengyouzai!

gezhilehaozhangyiduanshijiandedashizhongxintishanglai,zuzhiyeshiyoudu,tahaiyouliangnianshijian,wunianqianjiuyijingxiafalerenwu,shengpatayingnianzaoshi。

zuzhidedalaotebiegaoxingtayaoquwanchengzheigeshi,dashouyihui,pilesanniandeshijianjita,shengertailianzuoyuezideshijianyejitasuanjinqule,dalaodingzhutazaiwaibukexieluzuzhimimi,bukeqingyibaoluzijidezhenshishili,ranhousuizhishengjisongtaqulelincheng。

“xiaozhi,zijibaozhongya。”dalaomolemotadenaodai,yiliandexinwei。

songzhichuanlebaisedelianyiqun,tabenjiuzhangdeyou,rujinyebuguoshigangchengnian,lianquyishendezhangyang,biankanqilaitebieguaiqiaoroushun,heizhangzhidezhangfabeiyefengchuiluan,tajiangtoufabiedaoerhou,rouruandeshengyinbeifengchuideyouxielingsan:

“gege,zheisannian……ninshibuguanwolema?”

dalaodeshouweiweiyijiang,duosuodishouhuishou:

“songjie,biezheiyang,zuzhiyongyuanzainishenhou。”

“xiexiegege。”songzhitiantiandihandao,ruanmeidiyitiaozhunze:nanrendouhangege,bunenghanfeiwu。

dalaokuachudeyizhijiaoduoduosuosuodishouhui,duizhejiashiyuanmadao:

“ganshenme!haibuhuiqu!liuzaizheiliguonianma?!nimeitingjiansongjiedouhanwogegelema!”

songzhi:“……”jiuhenlipu,bushishuohaoyaozuobicidetianshima?shuohaoyaojitamoliyanjide,zouzheimekuai,shishengpataxuehuima?nanrendezui,pianrendegui。

tacongdalouxialai,dalechequjiali,songjiarujinluanchengyituan,houtianjiuyaobanhunlile,jintianxinniangxiaoshile,huojiazailinchengquanshitaotian,tamenwanquanrebuqi,weiyinengyuzhiduikangderen,jiushineiweixiaoshidexinniang。

xialeche,songzhishenxileyikouwanshangqingxinweiliangdekongqi,hao!minjianaosikayinghouyaogantonggaole!bunenggenwangnianguonianyiyang,wangsiliduizheixiegechou**,tayaozhuangzuoruanmei!chaoruandeneizhong!

zoujinbieshu,kandaoguangtouqianggentadehouqihaiyoutamenneigenverzuozaishafashang,guangtouqiangyilianchourong,ganjuexiangshiyaokuchulaile。

“guang……baba,wohuilaile。”songzhihandao。

songzhixinmengditaiqitoulai,kanletahaoyihuier,caihandao:

“小、小稚?”

“ng,jiejieshuotahoutianmeikong,rangwoqubangtajieyixiahun。”taxiaodimeiyanwanwan,tabenjiuzhangdehaokan,rujinguaiguaiqiaoqiaodizhanzaixuanguanchu,xiangshiyizhibuanshishideyoushou,daizhechurushideyounen。

ng,yanxiyanquantao,lunyigeyanyuandezhiyesuyang。