“叮。”
shoujixiang，meimeisaoleyiyanguimitujiaercongloushangfalaidexiaoxi：“yiqiejinzhanshunli，fangxin。”
tujiazaihuaicheng，suiranshengyizuodebushizuida，dangeshijiadouduitamenjidansanfen，yinweitujiazuibuquedejiushibanshililuodesijiazhentan，jinwandejihuayoutujiaerxiangzhu，taqueshifangxin。
shouqishouji，meimeibenxiangananjingjingzaipaiduijiaoluozuozhe，dengruyejihuakaishishixing，danshenbianyuelaiyueduodeshengyin，rangtabudebuyouxiefenshen。
“meimeishigequezi，lijiaweishenmefeiqutabuke？”
“zheihaibuhaocai？lijiaxiangshezuyiliaoxingye，kendingshizailiyongta！”
tingdaozhouweirendouzaiyilunmeimeiluopodefenghuangburuji，kandaomeimeilianseqinglengfanbai，meixiaodixindidoukuailekaihuale！
tateyirangzijirenqumingyuanqunlidaijiezou，babudezheixierenduoyilundian，zuizaisundian！
meimeibudongshengsedetingzhe，bushipieyigeqinglengdeyanguangguoqu，yiyanrenchunvrenduilishuodezuihuande，jiushimeixiaodidehaopengyou。
“suiranmeijiaxiangshuixingyebuxingle，danyiliaohaishikeyide。meimeitabasile，jialijiutamayigenvrenchengzhe，kejiantamayeshigelihaijiaose！”
“yigelaonvren，zenmechengjiayea，haibushikaochumai……nidongde……”meixiaodiguimiyinyangguaiqidedao。
“啪！”
huahaimeishuowan，meimeiguoqujiushuaijitayigebazhang。
“啊！”
“你干什么！”
bansuizhemeixiaodihaoguimidejinghuangjianjiao，meimeixingmouqinglengdejinggao：“fumujianquanyouzenyang？yourenshengmeirenjiao！haidelaofanwolaiguanjiaoni，zuibajiwofangganjingdian！”
xiangbudaomeimeijintianpiqitingying，meixiaodijuedebushuang，danyezhinengyayizheqingxu，guolailakaihaoguimihemeimei：“haole，haole，jintianshiwojiededanshenpaidui，nimendoujiwogemianzi。”
“nidemianzizhijigeqian？”
xiangbudaoxiankaikouqiangshengderenshimeimei，meixiaodiyayizhuantou，yandidunshiweiqudeyongqileleihua：“jie……nijintianshuohuazenmeguaiguaide？”
“怪吗？”
meimeibuxiedegoulegouchunjiao：“bijing，duirencainengshuorenhua。”
meixiaodibeiyezhule，yanleidididadadewangxiadiao。
“meimei！nizenmenengzheimeshuoxiaodi？”liruoqiangangzouguolaijiutingdaoletamendeduihua，ganjinhuzaimanjilvchashenbian。
“nixintenga？”meimeixingmouxilidesaoguoqu。
liruoqianyanshenshanduoleyixia，ganmanggaikou：“wozhishi……buxiangrangnibeiqingxubaibu，xiaodishiyixinweihunide。”
这对恶心的男女！
meimeixingmoumifengleyixia，tixingzijichenzhuqi，zheihuihaibushijiechuantamenzhenmianmudeshiji。
zheishiyanhuitinglidengguangyian，dapingmuliangqilai，kaishibofangmeimeideyixiezhaopian。
bansuizhezhuchirenwenqingdeshengyin：“guoqudebabaiduogeriye，doushilishaoyehemeixiaojieaiqingdejianzheng——”
xiangbudaohaiyoujingxihuanjie。
meimeidingjingkanzhedapingmu，zhouweihenanjing，dajiadouzaixinshangtadezhaopian，danshizhaopianfangzhefangzhe，huafengzhujiankaishipaopian。
houmianjingdoushixiemeimeigenbutongnanrenhejiuyanhuandezhaopian，talengyankanzhe，jiuzhidaoshichufanchangbiyouyao。
zhaopianshangdenanrenmen，doushishangjieyoutouyoulianderenwu，paiduixianchangdunshichaofengshengyipian：
“yo，meijiadoulunluodaokaomainverlaiweichilema？”
“xiangbudaodajiaguixiuyeyouliangfumiankong！”
“meixiaodineimeqingchun，meimeiquezheimefangdang，jiemeilianghaizhennanyuanbeizhea！”
jintianmeishidejigeyuanlaojidongshidouzaichang，tamenzhengzaigenqitajigejituantanhezuo，zheihuihezuoshangmenyefenfendatuitanggu：“meixiaojiexiangbimeiyichuandangchumeidongdegaofengliangjie！”
guoshidemeidongzhiyoumeimeiyigenver，tashirihoumeishideweiyijichengren，tapinxingbuduanduimeishiyingxiangziranbuxiao。
meishiyuanlaomenliansetieqing，zoudaomeimeishenbian，beizheshouzhiwen：“daxiaojie，zheinizenmejieshi？nisishenghuoruhewomenbuhaoganshe，dannipianpianzaizheihuipuguang，meishigenjigejituandehezuoyaopaotangle！”
lifulimudelianseyehennankan，lijiazaihuaichengyeshiyoutouyouliande，xianzaiyaobeirenyilun，qugeerxifusishenghuozheimehunluan……limuyeshangqianzenan：
“meimei，zheishizenmehuishi？ruoqianshuonixiuwaihuizhong，nijiushizheimegexiuwaihuizhongfade？”
meixiaodiyanshizheyanshaodedeyi，zaipangshanfengdianhuo：“shiajie，nizenmeyebushaixuanyixiazhaopian？zheizhongzuopaidezhaopian，zongyaozangyizangdeya。”
simianweishanglaiderenyuelaiyueduo，xiaodexiao，fengdefeng，mianduiyipianzhize，meimeixianzhangdejiemaochuizhe，zhezhuyandideguangying，meirenkandedaotayanlideqingxu。