di2zhangsantoumolang（er）
suizheyuelaiyuejindejuli，santoumolangkouzhongneixingchoudeweidaojulisuleiyeshiyulaiyujin。suleipingzhuhuxi，buganyoubandiandayi，shenzhidoubuganduohuxiyixia。
suleihaijidelaoshicengshuoguo，zheisantoumolangdeyachiliyoujudu，ruoshibeiyaoshangyikou，zaimeiyouhaohaochulideqingkuangxia，kongpayizhibangzidoushiyaobudele。xianzaijihuyuzheichushengmianduimian，suleigengshibuganwenshangyikou，duoxiyikoudouhuibeixunyunguoqu。
“嗷呜！”
santoumolangdahouyisheng，zhenggepangdadeshenzidouyazailesuleideshenshang，zhideyigezhayandegongfu，qingshizhijiebianhua，suleiwanquanjiubeisantoumolangsisidiyazaishenxia，sizhizhuazizaibuduanxiangxiayazhe，yizhidanaodaibenzhesuleidebozibianshiyaoleguoqu！
zheigegaisiderenlei，zijiyidingyaoyikouyaoduantadehouguan，rangtachengweizijidewancan！
lidaoyulaiyuda，suleisuiranliqibuxiaodanzaizheisantoumolangdeyazhizhixia，genbenmeiyoudongdandebanfa。santoumolangyulaiyujin，neichongmanechoudedazuizhongqueyouzhejiqixuebaifenglideyachi，gengenchaozhewaimianshuzhe，daizheshenrendehanguang，taneiheihongsedeshetouyebuduanxiangqiantanshen，xiangyaotianshangsuleiyikou。
neidashetoushangjindoushichihongdedaoci，ruoshibeiqitianshangyikou，busiyehuidiaoxiayicengpi！
kandechulai，zheisantoumolangdeweikouhenhao。
suleibeiyazaidimianshang，shuangyansisididingzhuzhechusheng，naozilibuduanxuanzhuansikao，xiangzhejiejuedebanfa。youyuzhangzuipojiu，santoumolangdezuilibuzhuliuchuxingchoudekoushui，zitadezuijiaobuduandimanmandiluo，suleiyigeqianshen，meiyoubeineikoushuijidizhong，neikoushuiluozaidimianshang，fachuyizhencierdeshashashenglai。
suizheyizhennanwendeyanwupiaoleqilai，suleiyecaijiqilai，zheisantoumolangdekoushuijiuhaoxiangshiqiangsuanyiban，chongmanlefushixing。
“heng！”suleizibikonglimenhengyisheng，youshouhudiyizhenluandou，qishangyizhenziguangshanyao，yigexiaoqiaodeleiqiuchuxianzaitadeshouxin，zhijiechaozhesantoumolangyicedenaodaibianshihongjiguoqu。
santoumolangdezuonaodaiyebusha，kandaolezheirenleidedongzuo，lianmangbentao，yigeshanshenzhijiecuoguozheileiqiu。neiyuanxingdeleiqiumeiyougongjidaozheisantoumolang，zhijieluozaidimianshang，fachule“pa”deyishengxiangsheng，dimianshunshibiandewuheiyipian，shenzhidouhongchuleyigexiaoxiaodeaoxianchulai。
“ao！”neisantoumolangnuhaoyisheng，pazailingyice，wuzhiyanjingyijiuhanyishizudikanzhesulei，haoxiangzangzheshenmehuaixin。
suleifanyingjikuai，xinghaozijisuoxuedeleiguangshumeiyouwangji，cainengzaizheishihoujiuzijiyigexiaoming，ruoshihaigenganggangneibanjixujiangchixia，zijixianzaijiuyijingsuanmayipiandegebogenbentingbuzhusantoumolangdeliqi。
yigeliyudating，suleideshenticongdimianyixiazibengleqilai，houbeijinjintiezaishenhoudedashuzhishang，houbeichudelenghanjiangyifuyujifujinjindinianzaileyiqi，huaniyipianlingrenshifennanshou。suleigenbenmeigongfuqunanshou，yilianzhengjingdikanzhezheisantoumolang，jiaoxiayezaixiaoxinyiyidixiangzheyibiannuoqu。
suleiqingchu，yizijixianzaidezheidiandengji，duishangzheiyitouxiangdangyushiliushijiwuzhedeqijimoshou，kendingshitangbeidangche，zuihouzhijiebeizheitousantoumolangjichigeyiganerjing，shenzhigutouzhazidoubuhuishengxiayidian。
wangzheduimianderenlei，santoumolangyanzhongdehenyiyulaiyunong。
yuanbendetabenlaishihenxihuanxishuazijideliewude，youqishihenxihuankandaozijideliewulianshangneiyifujinghuangwucuodebiaoqing，genghuirangtaduoshangjifenshiyu。ruoshipingchangdeshihou，santoumolangkongpahaixiangyaoduowanyihui，bijingjiuliantazijidoubuzhidaozhiqiancengshasitundiaoguoduoshaogezheibanderenleile。
danxianzai，santoumolangsihaomeiyouwangrineibanxingzhi。zheigeyinweiruoxiaoderenleijingranhuimofa，kanlaihuinanduifuxuduo，erqiezheigeliewurucidebupeihe，tagenbenjiumeiyoulerenhedenaixin。
santoumolangxianshidalegexiangbi，ranhouchelechezuijiao，huransangedanaodaidesanzhangzui，yitongyangtouzhangxiaoqilai。zhenzhenruqiruhaodehaojiaosheng，tingdesuleibeihoufaliang，zhiganjueyouxiebumiao。suizhetadejiaosheng，santoumolangdesangenaodaitongshitaiqilai，wuzhiyanjingzhongshanzhehanmang，zhangkaidedakouzhizhongkaishishanzheyansegeyideguangmang。
qingse，hongse，lansesanzhongyansedeguangmangzaizheisangelangtoujukouzhizhongmanmanxianchu，yanseyuyanyulie，guangmangyeyujianonglie！
suleizhanzaibuyuanchu，meitouweiweizhouzhou，hurandajing，yanshenzhongdaizhenongnongdejidan，sihaobugandaimanyebuganzaiyourenhehuanhe，jiaoxiafangfoanzhuangledanhuangyiban，benzheyicebianshiduoleguoqu！
“嗖！”
jiuzaisuleiduokaideyishunjian，zitaganggangxiaoshideyuandi，shenhoudeyikewurenhebaodecuzhuangdashuhongrandaodi！
zheisantoumolangkouzhongdeguangmangbushibiede，zhengshikongqizhizhongsuoyunhandeyuansunengliang，zhijiebeizheimoshousuoyindao，zhongjiandeneigedalangtoukouzhongdeqingseguangmang，naishijiduyasuodefengyuansu，jiuzaiganggangsuleishentixiangzheyiceduoguoqudeshihou，fengyuansuzhenghaoxingchengyidaofengren，chongzhesuleibianshifeileguoqu！
ruobushisuleiduodekuai，kongpazheiyidaofengrenjiuzhijiepizailetadexiaonaodaishang，dengshixiaomingjiulikemeile！
“zaole！”suleidajiaoyisheng。
kanzheyijingfadongmofagongjidesantoumolang，suleizhidaozijiyijingjinuleta，yaozhidaosantoumolangzheizhongyijingjuyousiweidemoshou，yibanshihoushibuhuiqingyidongyongmofade，yinweisantoumolangzheizhongmoshouxinxiongxiazhai，buhuiqingyilangfeizijidenengliang。
xianzai，dangzhenshibusibuxiudejumianle！
zhengcishi，santoumolanglingwaidelianggenaodaiyeshizhuanleguolai，liangzhangkouzhongguangmangyeshidaolejidiandeyanse！
zuomiandeshiyimeihongdaofazidehuoqiu，waimianyizhenbaiguang，shanzhechiredewendu；youmiandeshiyikuairentoudaxiaodexueqiu，zaizheichabuduoershiduodudesenlinzhongmaozhezhenzhenhanlengdebaiwu；zhongjiandelangtouyanshentiaoxin，manshikuaiyi！
zheihuikannizheigerenleizenmeduo！
yishijian，neihuoqiuyubingqiuhenkuaidichongzhesuleibianshizaleguoqu，santoumolangziranbuhuijisuleirenhechuanqideshijian，jiuzaisuleiluodihaibuguoyigezhayandegongfugongjibianshiyongleguoqu！
mianduizuoyoujiagong，suleisihaobuhuang，zaidimianzhishangbangongzheshenzi，yizhishouchupengzhedimian，youtuidengzheshenhoudeyikuaishitou，yitalianghaodeshilikanzhunyigejiaodu，jinsedemouzizhongshanzheyidaozisedeguangmang，zhenggerenkanshangquhaosixianghoutuileyibu，danshijishang，suleiqueshiyiyizhongjikuaidesuduchaozhesantoumolanghenhendifuchongguoqu，qisuduzhikuai，kandesantoumolangdoushiyileng。
zheirenleiweiheyaochaozhezijiguolai？
莫不是不要命了？
santoumolangzhengmengbideshihou，suleiyanjijiaokuai，huranshenzidiaolegege，yiyigejidudiaozuandezishi，jingshinizhetizhongzhijielailegedaoguajingou，jiaodibanshangshanzheyidaoziyi，yijiaochuaizhongneihuoqiu！
zhitingdao“pa”deyisheng，neihuoqiujingranmeiyouzaisuleidejiaomianshangzhakai，ershihaosiyikejisudezuqiuban，chaozhehaishadaidaiwangzhesuleidesantoumolangtoushangzaqu！
“轰！”
huoqiuzhijiezaisantoumolangzhongjiandeneiketoulushangzhanfangchumeilideyanhua，tengdeneichushengkouzhongjutongdifachuyishengcanjiaolai，jiershuaileshuainaodai，yangtoukuanghouqilai。
zheihuoqiuduiyupicaorouhoudesantoumolanglaishuozhishixiaoerke，dantanaodaishangnarutongchouduanbandeheisepimaoquehaishibeishaochenglezamao！
zhengcishi，suleiyigeyingjiebuxie，fubuzhengzhongneilansedebingqiu，jierzhongzhongshuaizaidimianshang。
suleilianshangluchuchitongdebiaoqing，suiranmeiyouziyaliezuidanyaozheyadeshentaiquechongfenbiaomingtayouduoteng，zheiyeshisuleizaiduanzandesikaohouzuochudezuiyoujiele。
shoulezijidehuoqiugongjihou，santoumolangxiandehenshiqijibaihuai，tabuzaidenghou，chaozhesuleijisudipuqu，sigezhuazishangfenglidedaocizaikongzhongshanzheshenrendehanmang。
zaisuleilaibujipaqishenlaibianyijingdaoletadeyanqian，zheijulijindaosuleikeyiqingxidikandaosantoumolangyanzhongneiyishanerguodexingfenyuchaofeng。
suleigenbenmeiyouduobuguoqudekeneng！
zhengcishi，jiuzaisantoumolangneichongmanjududezhuazijulisuleizhiyouyigezhijiagaidejulizhishi，huranyijijingfengzisuleiyanqianbaokai，santoumolangdeshenzi“sou”deyishengxiaoshibujian，jierzhongzhongshuaizaiyibaiduomizhiwaideyikedashudixia，kongshengxiayipaipaibeituidaodeshugan。
ersuleietouqiandeheiseliuhai，zhengyihuangyihuangde，haoxiangbeixuxuqingfengweifuban，yuyanqiankuangbaodejingxiangxingchenglexianmingdeduibi。