第4章 你还吃上姐妹盖饭了?

“buguoweisigege,nishuowomenyaobuyaochenxianzai,haohaodajiyixiazhuqingneiyatoudezixinxin?”

shuozhezhuzhuyunlianshangfuxianchuyisibinglengcankudebiaoqing,“suiranfuhuanghemuhoumingqueshuole,rangwomenzaizhengshijuedouqianbukeyidaqixiao,gengbunengshasitamen,danmeishuobunengfeiletamena?heiheihei……

zhiyaowomenzhaojihuifeidiaozhuqingdewuhun,zhipingdaimubaineigenaozhong,genbenbukenengshiwomendeduishou。”

卧槽!

daiweisiwenyandunshiheleyitiao,zheiniangmenxinzheimehendema?

“ha?zhuyun,nishirenzhendema?zhuqingcaijiusuia,takeshinideqinmeimeia!”

“jiushiyinweitashiwodeqinmeimei,wocaizhishuoyaofeidiaotadewuhuna,ruguotabushiwodeqinmeimei,wozaojiuzhaojihui,xiangbanfanongsitale。”

dunledun,zhuzhuyunjixudao:“erqiewozheiyeshiweilezhuqingzhexiang,ruguodengwomenjuechushengfu,zhuqingyaomequsi,yaomejiushibeiqiujinqilai,xiachangdoubuhuitaihao。

erruoshiwomenzaijuedouqianfeiletadewuhun,zhuqingjiuwufahedaimubaizuchengyoumingbaihule,fuhuangbiranhuizhipailingyigenvhaihedaimubaidinghun。

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“……”

daiweisiwenyanbujinweiweihanshou,jinguanzheimezuotingqilaifeichangcanren,dansheirangtamenshihuangweidejichengrenni?

zuishiwuqingdiwangjia,zheijuhuakebushishuozhewande。

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ai,zenmejiupianpianrangwochuanyuechengzhuzhuqingdejiefuleni?

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jiranbuxiangshibai,yebuxiangshasihuoqiujinzhuzhuqing,neitajiuzhiyouxinkuyidian,gaibianxingluodiguohuangshideguijule。

jiandaiweisiyizhibushuohua,zhuzhuyunrenbuzhutuiletayixia,chayidao:“weisi,gennishuohuani,nizenmebushuohuaa?nijuedewozheigetiyizenmeyang?”

daiweisibiaoqingyansu,yuzhongxinzhangdiduizhuzhuyunshuodao:“zhuyun,wojuedenihaishibuyaozheimezuole,tabijingshinimeimei,zheimezuoduitalaishuoyetaicanrenle!”

“ha?weisigege,nizenmeturanbiandezheimeyourouguaduanle,nishoushinididideshihouneikeshihaobushouruande!yaoburantayebuhuilijiachuzoule。”

“啊这……”

daiweisiyishijingranwuyanyidui,bijingqianshenshoushidaimubaineitouyinhudeshihou,neikezhenshizhiyaozhengbusi,jiuwangsilizheng!

daimubaiweishenmehuitaolixingluodiguo,jiushiyinweipaletazheigedagele。

“nei、neinengyiyangma?zhuqingbijingshigenvhai。erqietajinniancaijiusui,haishigexiaoguniangni。”

“huashizheimeshuomeicuo,danduizhuqinglaishuo,zheijiushizuihaodebanfale。

ruoshidengwomendabailetamen,anzhaoxingluohuangshieguiju,tahaishiyaobeifeidiaowuhun,qiujinqilai,huozhezhijiechuside,wo……buxiangrangtasi,yebuxiangrangmeimeiguozheshengburusideshenghuo。”

shuodaozuihou,zhuzhuyundeyanmouzhujianshirun,bijingshijiemeiliang,yaoshuozhuzhuyunduizhuzhuqingmeiyouganqingneishibukenengde。

zhikexianzhaoxingluodiguodeguiju,tamenzuizhongzhizhongzhiyouyigenenghuozaitaiyangzhixia。

wenyandaiweisiyibalouzhuzijideweihunqi,xiaozheanweidao:“jiranxingluohuangshideguizeshizheiyangde,neiwomengancuijiugaibianzheigegoupiguize!

shuodaodi,guijudoushirendingde;zhiyaowomenyouzugoudeshili,renheguizedounenggougaibian!”

“维斯……”

kanzhedaiweisi,zhuzhuyunmeimouzhongyicailianlian,lianshangyefanqiyimoyanhong,turanjuedexianzaidedaiweisiyoudianxiaoshuai!

“zicongwoneiyuchundedidilikaihou,woyexianglehenduo,suiranwohedaimubaimeishenmeganqing,dandezhitalikaixingluodiguohou,woturanxiangdaolewomenyihoudehaizi。

wobuxiwangwomenweilaidehaiziyaoguoshangzheizhongxiongdicanshadeshenghuo,ruozhenshiruci,neiwojiangwangweirenfu!”

shuobadaiweisikanxianghuaizhongdejiaren,guaguataneikeaidebijian,xiaodao:“laopo,niyebuxiwangwomenyihoudehaiziguozheshouzuxiangcandeshenghuoba。”

“quququ!bieluanjiao,sheishinilaopole!sheiyaogennishenghaizile!choubuyaolian!”

zhuzhuyunyizhenxiunan,jiaochendao:“wohaimeishuoyidingyaojiajinini!niyaoshibunengrangwomanyi,shuobudinglaoniangnatianyibugaoxing,jiubanijixiule!”

“aiyou?xiaonizinihaixiangxiufu?neizhenghao,fanzhengmubaiyijingzoule,zhuqingxianzaihaishidanshen。

daoshihouwojiuquzhaofuhuang,rangtabazhuqingxupeijiwo,neishihounikejiushiwodedayizile!shiba,woqinaidedayizi。”

daiweisikaiwanxiaodao,erzhuzhuyunwenyanliandoubeiqilvle,xiaozuibadouqideguqilaile,taturanjuedeshengqiqilaidezhuzhuyunyehenkeai。

“ei!woyouyiji!woyemeibiyaodaposhenmeguize,dengzhuqingshujiwomenle,wozhijiejiangtanaruhougongbujiuxinglema?daoshihounimenjiemeizaiyiqile,woyenengchishangjiemeigaifanle……”

“nihaichishangjiemeigaifanle!”

huahaimeishuowan,zhuzhuyunjiuxiangcaileweibademaoyiyang,duizhedaiweisizhangyawuzhuadijiushiyizhen“baoda”。

zhibuguoduidaiweisilaishuo,zhuzhuyundedudabuguoshinaoyangyangbale。

“haole,zhuyunbienaole!nijuedewogangcaidetiyizenmeyang?”

“shenmetiyi?rangzhuqingzuonilaopo?”

“neidaoyexing……”jianzhuzhuyunyouyaofahuo,daiweisilianmanggaikou,“keke,kaiwanxiaode,wodeyisishi,laoponiyuanyihewoyiqigaibianxingluodiguoma?”

zhuzhuyunbujiasisuo,erhoudiandiantou,xiaodao:“woyuanyi!”

tabuxianghemeimeizixiangcansha,erqiedaiweisigangcaishuodeyehenyoudaoli,ruoshiyihoutamenyoulehaizi,tabunengyanzhengzhengkanzhegurouxiangcan!

“ei!wogangcaihannilaopo,nichengrenle!”

“nigun!daiweisi!fangzitalehainengzaijian,nikezhenshijiandebunengzaijian!”