“zheiwangfudaiyuzhenhaoha，haijimianfeijianchashenti...”sulingenzailingxiaoshenhou，diandiandewangfuyiyuanzipao。
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懂，我都懂。
zheibujiushiwangyedeshenyipengyouma，guzaowenbiaopei。
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zhijianbingliang，zhuadetashouwanyangyang。yebuzhidaozheilidedafuquanfangweijianchayaobuyaotuoyifushade。ai，shencaimeiliaopifubuhao，youdianbuhaoyisizaizheiyangderenmianqianbaolu。
buanfendeshixianmanmanzhuandaolianshang。mianruguanyu，bailitouhong，haosichunrishengkaidetaohua。yishuangyanjingyouruqingquan，qingchejiandiqueyoushensuiwubi，ouerhaihuishanguojiaoxiadeguangmang。zuijiaoweiweishangyangzongshiqinzheyimoxiaoyi，quexiaobudayandi。
zheirenhaokanshihaokan，jiushinanzoujinxin，bingbuhaoxiangchu。
haiburuwangyeneizhong，kanzhelengmoshuliqishiyoudianxinyanbuduoshifenerbaiwu。
yanwuchangshangkuangdapentidelongyuzhen，yagenbuhuixiangdaozaiwangfudanganyourendangtashazi。zhengzhuanzhudegenshiweimenqiecuo...
xujiuhou，baimujinzhongyujieshujiancha，“sumamashentiyiqiedouhao，keyizoule。”
苏妈妈？
哎，好儿子。
叫的跟老鸨似的。
sulinyeshilipu，zouzhiqiangongjingdewen，“baishenyi，qingwennindingqinlema？keyouxinyideduixiang，ruomeiyou，wokeyijininjieshao...aiai，bielawoa...wei，woshihaoxinna...”
lingxiaozaokanchuzheigepozibulaoshi，yinci，yijuhuaburangshuowanjiujilinzou。
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cishideershigetieshenshiweizhengzairaozhezhouweipaobu，zhongjianshilongyuzhengenlingyigeanweizaibihua。
hantianshujiude，gegechizhejingzhuangdeshangbanshenyebuxianleng。kandesulinyanjingdouzhile。tasishiruhu，shoubulezheige。biziyangyang，xiangtaoshoupacaca。buxiangjiangmobutaochulai。
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zongbunengrangtabinsiyicishitanba？！
“停！”
shiweipaobujieshu，shiweizhangminglingtingxia。dagaigenlidingdekoulingchabuduo。dajiahuosuzhanchengyipai，yigegemubuxieshi。hanzhuzishunzheetou，liancehexiongjihuanhuanliuxia...
我擦！
zhei...zhiyoumouyinshangnengshuadaodeqingjingjuranrangtayushangle。
sulinxinchaopengpai，huanhuanshangqian。
xiangshuowonamobucacakaikaiyou，bierenkanbuchulaiba...
jieguo，haimeidengshenchushou，jiutinggouwangyexialing，“suoyouren，yiqizouta。kankantadeqianli。”
zheihuashuowan，shiweimen，baohanshiweizhangshenzhianweilingxiao，meiyigerenfanyingguolai。
都傻愣愣。哪个他？
shunzhelongyuzhenshouzhidefangxiangkanqu，wolegequ，daneigepozi？
嘎嘎瘦没二两肉的？
“haibukuaidongshou！”longyuzhenlengsheng。
sulincishiyetingmingbaile，sexinlijihemei，“wang...wangye，ninmeigaocuoba？”renbuzhuhoutui。
shiweiquejinbibufang，qishuashuadeshangqian。gegemoquancazhang，zhendanxinzheipozibeitamenyizhangpaisi！
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ranhou，huajidehuamianchuxianle。
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haobukeqirengdishang，duishiweimenyaoqiu，“shangba！”
“a，buyaoa！jiuming！”sulinfachuaihao。
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longyuzhenbenyishirangsulindadaobinsizhuangtai，kankantahuibuhuizaiciyunjue。
nazhidao，yibangxiongdanbao，juranyigeshouwucuntiedezhongnianfunvdoudabuguo。
taqisile，chenzhelianbeizheshouzouguoqu，shangqujiushiyijiao，“diurendewanyi，quanbujibenwanghuiluzhongzao！”songdaoshiweiyingqujinglianyixia。
不要啊王爷！！！
shiweimentingwenehao，yigegemianrusihui。
“ni，genwolai！”longyuzhenduijuedezuocuoshizhengdengshoufadesulingougoushouzhi。
“aiai，hao~”sulinzhanzhanjingjingdegenzhezoule。
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shufangnei，longyuzhendanfangmianjueding，“jianyuniliqidanengdidangyier，zheiyang，niyihoujiuliuzaibenwangshenbianzuoqinweiba。”zaimeigaoqingchuguanlianzhiqian，haishishikedaizaishenbianwentuoxie。
亲卫？啥玩意？
sulinmeinaomingbai。zaganjueyoudianxiangzhaogushenghuoqiju，shashadouguandelaomazini。
lingxiaotixing，“shalengzheganma，haibuxieen！”zheikebisasaolaomazidediweigaotaiduole，juranbuzhidaoganxie。
dengjieshiqingchuhou，sulinmingbaile。shenghuoqiju，duanchadaoshui，baohu，suijunerxing，tongchitongzhu（bupeishui）...fanzhengsuoyousuoyouba，doubaohan。
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zheisheibugana。shazicaibugan！
lijixixiaoyankai，“duoxiewangyeqizhong，wangyefangxinwoyidinghaohaogan...”gepi。shashoulaiwodiyigepao，xingxunbigongwodiyigebanijiaodaichuqu。
sulincongxiaotoujianshuahua，haochilanzuodaoda，genfenglingzhoudejijixiangshangbineishiyigetianshangyigedixia。yaobushiyilubeifenglingzhoudaizhedajixue，tadaxuedoukaobushang。
shangbanhougengshile，zhizhidaomoyu。renjiafenglingzhouhunchengbumenzongjianle，tahaishidazade。
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