第1章 不给短命鬼算命

青城山,太清观。

“xiaoshifu,ninbangwosunzisuansuan,tazheimingzenmeyanga?”

lingyanqitaitoukanzhemianqianneiduigangconglaosilaisishangxialaidezusun,milemiyan。

laotaitaichuanzheqipaodaizhefeicuizhuozi,kanshangqucimeishanmu,nianqingnanrenquebaizheyifuchoulian,kanshangqushifenbuqingyuan。

buguozheisunzizhangdedaoshihenbucuo,shenzitingba,meiyanqingjuan,bilianggaoting,etoubaoman,xiahexianyinglangyouliuchang,neishenheixizhuanggengchendetaqizhiqinggui,yikanjiubushiyibanren。

只可惜……

“duibuqi,wobujiduanmingguisuanming。”

lingyanqichuixiayanmou,yuqipingjing:“ninsunziminggezungui,tianfuyibing,shiyoudachengjiuderen,danbaziyouquezhenbuzhu,kongpahuobuguoershiwu。”

tingjianzheihua,laotaitaidangjilengzhule。

erfuboyuanjinbengzhebochun,mianselengyingdaliangzhelingyanqi,yanshenbushan。

tayidianyebuxianglaisuanshenmeming。

kelaotaitaiyingshuotazuijinzhaorelexiesui,yaoyoushenmexueguangzhizai,hailazhetazhuanchengpaolaizheiniaobulashidedifangzhaozheimegezhaoyaozhuangpiandenvpianzi,zheishengunshanglaijiuzhouta?!

tamingnianeryuejiumanershiwu,zheigeshengunjingranzhoutahuobuguobannian!

tazhengyaodongnu,quebeilaotaitaiyibaenzhu。

“xiaoshifu!ninkezhenshenle!”

fulaofurenpuguoqulazhulingyanqideshou,yanquandouhongle。

boyuanzheihaizicongxiaojiudaomei,zheixietianyushangdeyiwaiyuelaiyueduo,qianjitiangengshichehuochadianmeiming,bushaodashidoushuotatianshengjiuduanming。

tajidetoufadouyaoquanbaile,xiangfangshefayaozhaorenhuajie,haoburongyiqiurenwendaozheiweijushuoshifenlingyandeshensuan。

laideshihoutahaijuedexiaoguniangnianqingbuyidingsuandezhun,jieguorenjiakanleyiyanjiushuoboyuanduanming,zheishishensuana!

tajiqiekaikou:“ninjiudangbangbangwolaotaipo,jitasuansuanyoumeiyouhuajiedefaziba,womenzhuanchengcongjingshiguolaide,jialijiuzheimegedumiaomiao……”

lingyanqibenbuyuanyiweifanyuanze,kekanzhelaotaitaineiyitouhuabaideduanfa,daodixinruanle,xiangliangrenzuolegeqingzuodezishi:“hao,neiwoweininpoliyici,zhishitazheimianxiang,kongpasijieshichangrennanyihuajiede,bazi,cezi,ninxiangsuanshenme?”

laotaitaitingjianzheihua,zhijuedetiandouyaotale。

她的乖孙孙没救了!

傅伯渊却不以为然。

shuoshenmeduanmingyouzai,doushiweilequanqian,nengyongqiandafadiaozaodianhuiquchuli,yebushishenmedamafan,nengannainaidexinjiuxing。

tayazhehuoqilenglengkaikou:“changrennanyihuajie,yisibujiushininengme?kaigejiaba,duoshaoqiannengjiu?”

lingyanqiyaotou:“womeishijianjiuni,huiquchidianhaodeba。”

tayintangdouheidefaliangle,tianzhidaoreleduoshaodongxi,tianshengjiushigedaomeidan,chufeiyougexuanmendanengzaipangbianshouzhehuajie。

dantameineixiangongfuqumaosuizijian。

tazijixianzaiyeshigeduanminggui,yaoshidengbudaoyeyeshuodeyouyuanren,tayehuobuzhangle。

傅伯渊:?

youqianbupian?zheinvrenshenmemaobing?!

pangbiandefulaotaitaiaoyisangzikulechulai,louzhetagengyandao:“wodeguaisuna!niyaoshizheimesile,nainaizenmehuoa!”

傅伯渊脸更黑了。

“nimeineigebenshi,jiubiezaizheiweiyansongtinghehuwojialaoren。”

talenglengrengxiajuhua,heizheliandaizhelaofurenzhuanshenyaozou,fulaofurenqueyoubataanlehuiqu:“fuboyuan!zuoxia!dangxinwochouni!duirenjiaxiaoshifutaiduhaodian!”

tamozheyanleikenqiekaikou:“xiaoshifu,ninganggangjiukanleyiyan,yaobuninzaizixikankanni?”

lingyanqixinlitanlekouqi,kanzailaotaitaiyipiankuxindefenshang,haishidayingle:“neijiuxianceziba,suiyizaixinzhongxiangyigezijiuxing。”

她将纸笔递了过去。

fuboyuanlenglengsaotayiyan,shenshoujieguo,shashajishenghou,zhishangchuxianleyigebifenglinglide“gun”。

yipang,fulaotaitaiwozheguaizhangdeshouniejinle。

“fuboyuan!nishibushibutinghua!jiwohaohaoxie!zhongxinxie!buranwozhenchouni!”

fuboyuanyanzhongshanguoyisizaoyu,queyoubuhaowunizijianainai,shenshoujiuxiangsileneizhangzhizhongxie。

yizhixianbaisushouquejiangtashoubeianzhu,jiangxiezhegunzidezhitiaonaguo。

fuboyuanzhoulezhoumei,sangyinlengrui:“niyaosuan?”

“nijiranxielexinzhongsuoxiang,dangranyaosuan。”

lingyanqirenzhendingzheneigegunzi,yuqimanbujingxin:“xiangsuannafangmianni?”

fuboyuandaomeixiangdaozheinvpianzixinlisuzhizheimehao。

pingxinerlun,tazhangdehaisuanbucuo,yishenqingshankanzheshiyoudianxianfengdaogudeweidao,yanjingyuandexiangxiaolu,kanshangquhennanrangrenshengqifangbeixin。

guaibudenengpianneimeduoren。

tafuyanrengxiayijuhua:“neinijiusuanshiyeba。”

凌烟绮挑了挑眉。

“gunweifantengxuanzhuan,qieduoyongyuzanghua,zanghuadaibiaobujiejing,kongpanizuijinzaijinxingdeshiqingyaochuwenti,yikaishizhengzhengrishang,jingtouguolejiuhuishuaibaizhizhao。”

dunledun,tabushangyiju:“lingwai,zheishuizipangyoubiandailegegong,shuaibaiqizaiheshuiyouguandegongjiashang。”

fuboyuantingjianzheihua,houjianyichuyishengchixiao:“qianqiangfuhui。”

fujiadechanyeqianshejiguang,tajichengjiayezhihou,zuoshengyishifenganjing,zhengfucongmeiweinanguo,zenmekenengrutasuoshuo?

laotaitaixinliyeyoudianfandigu,yaoshishuosunzibiedebushun,tahaijiuxinle,dansunzizheishiyeyixiangbucuoa。

tazhengxiangzherangzheixiaoshifuduokankan,fuboyuandeshoujihuranxiangle。

tazhoumeijieqi,dianhuaneitouchuanlaizhuliyuqiningzhongdeshengyin。

“zongcai,buhaole,gongsishengwuyaopinneikuaixinpinyanfaxuyaodeyipizhongyaocailiaozaihaiguanbeikouxialaile,shuoshiweiguicaigou,womenyijingshenbao,haiguanshuoyaodengyigeyue,danshineipicailiaoyoubaozhiqi,yigeyuehoujiubunengyongle!”

傅伯渊眉心一跳。

gongsizuijinhenpianzhongshengwuyaopinbankuai,weileyanfayizhonghanjianbingtexiaoyao,tahualehendagongfucongbeimeicaigouleyipishiji,jieguojuranbeikazaihaiguan?!

neipishijijiazhijihushangyi,yaoshirenyoutazaihaiguanfangyigeyue,kuisunhuishifencanzhong!

danzenmehuishiweiguicaigou,tamingmingfenfurenzuoguoshenbao!

fuboyuanwojinlequan,yijingxiudaoyisiyinmoudeweidao。

“xunwencaigoubushizenmehuishi,ranhourangfawugenbeimeineibiandegongyingshanggoutong,rangtamenxiezhuchuli,jinkuairanghaiguanbacailiaojiaohai。”

taxunsufenfulezhulichulishiyi,guaduandianhuajiuxiangmashanghuigongsiquchuli。

dancishi,yidaoqinglengshengyinzuanjintaerduo:“xiansheng,wosuandeduima?”